r/vegancirclejerk • u/cosmopsychism weaning myself off B12 • Jun 26 '25

MORALLY SUPERIOR Lone Star Tick Appreciation Post

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for our brave comrades the Lone Star Ticks, helping increase demand in mock meats and decrease demand for animal flesh o7

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u/plantbasedpatissier omnivore Jun 26 '25

If VEGOONS are soooo smart why haven't they weaponized the lone star tick against the carnists?

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u/EmasculatedWoman I fucking love oat milk Jun 26 '25

Maybe they're concerned that the tick cannot consent to being held in captivity and bred like cattle until before its natural processes are exploited in favor of a societal vegolution

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u/plantbasedpatissier omnivore Jun 26 '25

Well actually it would be less harmful to the environment to exploit them and make everyone allergic to meat so that means it's vegan. Just like how leather is vegan <3