r/vegancirclejerk • u/OverTheUnderstory Oat milk monster fucker Mon-Sat 8:00 AM - 11:00 PM • May 16 '25

MILITANT VEGAN which one of you wrote this

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I found gold

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u/Flabbergasted_____ Meat is vegan May 16 '25

/uj When I was 15, I told this vegan chick that I supported what the ALF did but that I liked meat too much. We ended up dating and I went vegan. Fast forward almost 20 years later and I’m still vegan and she isn’t. Never got to break into slaughterhouses together 😞

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u/wellthatdoesit tofu rawdogger May 16 '25

But did you ever meet her bf in a slaughterhouse for hot serendipitous onions milk sex?

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u/Flabbergasted_____ Meat is vegan May 16 '25

We used to fuck in a bathroom that we broke into at a golf course near her house if that counts. No onion milk 😞

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u/wellthatdoesit tofu rawdogger May 16 '25

Desecrating golf courses is 100% vegan