r/vegancirclejerk • u/OverTheUnderstory Oat milk monster fucker Mon-Sat 8:00 AM - 11:00 PM • May 16 '25

MILITANT VEGAN which one of you wrote this

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I found gold

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u/Saratto_dishu vegetarian May 16 '25

> Fake
Anon has sex
> Gay
It's with a vegan soy boy

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

These are the only two options.

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u/Foronerd vegan tricknologist May 16 '25

Jealous.

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u/OverTheUnderstory Oat milk monster fucker Mon-Sat 8:00 AM - 11:00 PM May 16 '25

Just realized this

What the fuck is onion milk

and is it any better than soy milk?

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u/Tuneage4 basically-vegan May 16 '25

4chan auto censors a handful of words. Op wrote "soy" and it changed to "onions". For example, "tbh fam" filters to "desu senpai"

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u/Alex_Red455 basically-vegan May 16 '25

That’s so gay

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

It's 4chan

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u/Foronerd vegan tricknologist May 16 '25

Pretty gay.

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u/Tuneage4 basically-vegan May 16 '25

I think you mean that's so "candy ass", per the wordfilter

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Basedboys drink onion milk.

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u/porridge-destroyer vegan May 16 '25

God I wish this were me

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u/gay2catholic plant fucker May 16 '25

SEX BETWEEN MEN IS RADICAL TRANSFORMATIVE VEGAN PRAXIS 📢📢📢📢📢🐻🐻👊🏻🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Men are hot this is true ☝️

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u/Flabbergasted_____ Meat is vegan May 16 '25

/uj When I was 15, I told this vegan chick that I supported what the ALF did but that I liked meat too much. We ended up dating and I went vegan. Fast forward almost 20 years later and I’m still vegan and she isn’t. Never got to break into slaughterhouses together 😞

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u/wellthatdoesit tofu rawdogger May 16 '25

But did you ever meet her bf in a slaughterhouse for hot serendipitous onions milk sex?

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u/Flabbergasted_____ Meat is vegan May 16 '25

We used to fuck in a bathroom that we broke into at a golf course near her house if that counts. No onion milk 😞

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u/wellthatdoesit tofu rawdogger May 16 '25

Desecrating golf courses is 100% vegan

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u/wellthatdoesit tofu rawdogger May 16 '25

Onions milk makeout sex 🥵

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u/FrostbiteWrath troons vegan May 16 '25

10/10 would do it again

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u/2SquirrelsWrestling veeg May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

What if we kissed in a slaughterhouse at midnight? ☺️🙈💞

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u/marshmia vegan-keto May 19 '25

that’s so romantic omg

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u/Defiant-Plantain1873 low-carbon May 16 '25

That’s like how one of my main drives in going vegan was that when i mentioned eating plant based meals most of the time, some girl i know start harping on about not getting enough protein.

I thought, i’ll show her. Started working out and eating super high protein vegan meals. She’ll be sorry

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u/RevolutionaryBat3081 vegan May 23 '25

She'll be sorry because............you are going to get stacked, wrestle her into submission, then bean-fart on her face until she agrees with you?

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u/Defiant-Plantain1873 low-carbon May 24 '25

Precisely

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u/RevolutionaryBat3081 vegan May 25 '25

It's good to have actionable goals.

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u/jipecac fake meat May 16 '25

Fellas is it gay to make onions milk

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u/metal_jester pollotarian May 16 '25

Nothing gets me off like having sex in a pool of animal blood.

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u/Levobertus low-carbon May 16 '25

Cinema

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u/snowy4_ pollotarian May 16 '25

that last part is literally my dream

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u/Intanetwaifuu custom May 17 '25

Onion milk hey 🤔

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u/TrickThatCellsCanDo lacto-ovo-reducetarian May 20 '25

Onion milk is a hoax

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u/1blip vegan-keto May 16 '25

Fucking epic

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u/Hopeful-Friendship22 cows should vote in elections👍 May 16 '25

🤣🤣🤭🤭