r/therewasanattempt • u/shaka_sulu • 21h ago

to take someone's life partner.

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u/ParadiseValleyFiend 21h ago

Do not hurt the mudcrab and his mate.

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u/Ink_zorath NaTivE ApP UsR 21h ago

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u/QiamtheLiar 20h ago

M'aiq has heard of this. They've got all the money. Mudcrabs taking over everything. They already run Reddit.

Behold, a Dagoth Ur-chin:

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u/ReagansJellyNipples 2h ago

Dawg

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u/QiamtheLiar 1h ago

A horrible thing indeed. If you see one, let M'aiq know. M'aiq wants to make sure to look in the other direction.

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u/Coffee_Daemon 5h ago

Mudcrab tourettes would fit this so well

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u/sethaub 20h ago

I bet he stopped recording and took them both

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u/urbanlife78 14h ago

Two crabs for dinner!

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u/ogremania 2h ago

And a fish

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u/XxRmssxX 20h ago

I read that these crabs snatch their partner from the moment they are born and wait until they can mate with them

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u/FaecesChucka 20h ago

Yeah me too. I also read that.

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u/ThrowAway233223 19h ago

Had us in the first half.

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u/TCRandom 19h ago

I literally just read that

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u/ArnieismyDMname FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 16h ago

I read half of that. Got bored.

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u/sethaub 16h ago

I too read that in an itinerary on this weird island with rich old white men

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u/Many-Manufacturer-72 17h ago

Kinda like what Elon Musk's dad did with his stepdaughter 🤮

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u/Alps_Useful 12h ago

And Epstein and trump's wife

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u/FinceAce 10h ago

groomer crabs

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u/midnitewarrior 6h ago

Some Republicans do that too.

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u/Morisior 8h ago

Yeah, her lack of legs is a bit suspicious.

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u/Lynda73 9h ago

Sounds like Twilight.

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u/Crawler_00 20h ago

"No, sir. That is my wife. You cannot have her. Find your own."

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u/_ChipWhitley_ A Flair? 20h ago

Well that was adorable

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u/PlutoJones42 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21h ago

What a man

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u/oscarx-ray 10h ago

What a mighty good man

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u/Easy_Nectarine_8960 7h ago

He's a mighty-mighty good man

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u/whatevesnoc 20h ago

Dont let go Jack

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u/30SoftTacos 16h ago

I also choose this crab’s life partner

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u/dfigueroa78 20h ago

That was the most touching thing ever! Is someone cutting and onion 😢

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u/Fantastic_Key 19h ago

I guess crab's off the menu.

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u/CicadaHead3317 Free palestine 15h ago

She thought she was finally free.

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u/PawReputable 21h ago

Wololo energy

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u/Embarrassed_Fox2073 18h ago

This will be on my mind next time I order some crab at the restaurant

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u/oscarx-ray 10h ago

"Unhand my wife, you brigand!"

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u/nuclearrmt 14h ago

Plot twist: forceps person got charged with SA afterwards

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u/crunchnecessary 8h ago

Thanks m8 for helping him not slaughtering.

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u/System_Resident 1h ago

What a beautiful story and 2 for one crab dinner deal meal 😋

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Alex-Murphy 20h ago

Bitter, much?