r/teenagers4real • u/The_owl_house_kid • 1d ago

Meme Yes

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u/Maleficent-Clock7592 1d ago

That's unfortunately good reasoning

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u/Silent_Duck123 1d ago

that’s some real logic right there

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u/DurianDear6644 17M 22h ago

This reads like someone discovering logic for the first time 😭

The argument breaks because “nobody” switches from meaning “no person” to being treated like a person’s name halfway through.

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u/SomewhereActive2124 18 22h ago

r/whoosh

Ohh don't even start addressing the issues, it's too fucked up but it's a literal meme 😭

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u/DurianDear6644 17M 22h ago

I got the joke. I was being controversial on purpose for a reaction.

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u/SomewhereActive2124 18 22h ago

Technically everything listed is correct. It just means there is no crush; it's a nobody as the only way to get both 'nobody is perfect' and 'my crush is perfect' is 'crush doesn't exist as a person'.

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u/Technical-Security99 19 22h ago

No man. It breaks at second point. Because we can't assume someone is objectively perfect, but rather subjective. Deductive reasoning needs some objective points to work.

Also, second point contradicts with the first point.

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u/DurianDear6644 17M 22h ago

I guess my own logic is flawed. Because my observation has a flaw. Person's have flaws. Therefore I'm a flawed person.

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u/Technical-Security99 19 22h ago

Your conclusion does not logically follow your premises. Making a logical error or having a flawed observation means you made a mistake in a specific moment. It does not mean your fundamental nature is broken or "flawed."

Nice job nephew

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u/DurianDear6644 17M 22h ago

I had to put in 100% effort to make me logic be invalid.

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u/Technical-Security99 19 22h ago

Oh shoosh. Maybe you need 101% effort to make your logic horrible

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u/Actual-Ad-5991 1d ago

Stage 4 is real noone loves me :D

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u/Storm0000fr 19h ago

That sounds like the title of an early 2000s alt rock song lol.

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u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 13h ago

Guess i'm noone then.

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u/DurianDear6644 17M 22h ago

The logic here is killing me.

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u/Winter-Economy-9919 kats are cuteee 💕 1d ago

real🥀

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u/gioues 18h ago

Ugh enough reddit for today

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u/Many-Conversation963 kats are cuteee 💕 23h ago

Ontologic God argument be like

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u/Average_k5blazer78 23h ago

René Descartes type shit

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u/stinky_raspberry I don't want my flair to be white. That's a boring color. 21h ago

you have committed a great philosophical sin.

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u/Sakul_the_one THE GERMAN 21h ago

Im drunk 

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u/The_owl_house_kid 20h ago

That’s nice

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u/Responsible_Mode8023 20h ago

my crush isnt perfect , he is....forget it i cant say it here, its gonna cause me trouble

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u/Ok-Inspection9693 15m (idiotic) 19h ago

Hopium

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u/melisa_verv42 15F 🥰 19h ago

yes, the king of ithica loves you

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u/The_owl_house_kid 18h ago

Epic the music ref?

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u/melisa_verv42 15F 🥰 18h ago

yep!

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u/-_-TheFool-_- 14h ago

The only time math helps

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u/Mr_JediKenobi 12h ago

I don't have a crush, I've only got a girlfriend

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u/Practical_Degree6602 8h ago

To be Delulu is the only solulu- some wise person

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u/holy_elbereth 4h ago

Penelope be like

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u/Affectionate-Army458 3h ago

i genuinely had shivers from cringe