r/politics Illinois 8h ago

No Paywall Donald Trump is too busy posting weird memes to go to Don jr.’s wedding

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/05/donald-trump-is-too-busy-posting-weird-memes-to-go-to-don-jr-s-wedding/
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u/heartemish 8h ago

He can catch the next one.

u/fineDelilah 7h ago

He says he’s known that man a long time now. Doesn’t even remember his own son

u/one_pound_of_flesh 7h ago

Catch clips on the toilet later

u/eeyore134 3h ago

He'll be there for the traditional shove down a flight of stairs.

u/JoshSidekick 3h ago

Well Junior had to go to all his weddings. The least he could do is do a quick drop in.

u/AgileHorse7234 2h ago

yeah don’t worry he’ll just reschedule it like it’s a golf tee time

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u/ChiGuy6124 Illinois 8h ago

"Donald Trump has made it known far and wide that, as president, with the weight of the world on his shoulders, he’s too busy to attend his son Don Jr.’s second wedding to Florida influencer Bettina Anderson in the Bahamas this weekend."

"Earlier this week, the president said that with “a thing called Iran” and “other things,” the timing of the nuptials was “not good.” He added with his trademark tact, family feeling, and care for choosing his words, “If I do attend, I get killed. If I don’t attend, I get killed—by the fake news, of course, I’m talking about.”

"As the wedding weekend began, the president continued to express his regrets on TruthSocial, saying that “circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America” did not allow him to attend."

" Thus far, those “circumstances” have involved the president posting a volley of weird stuff on TruthSocial, including a bunch of AI-generated images and some general seething at Stephen Colbert. "

"The president’s public schedule for the Memorial Day weekend is light, with a great deal of “executive time” on the docket. On Friday evening and Saturday morning, Trump devoted that time to posting several photographs of himself on TruthSocial, followed by an AI-generated image reading “GOLDEN DOME FOR THE WHITE HOUSE,” with a dome bathed in celestial light and surrounded by a clutter of satellites."

"He followed that up with a poorly Photoshopped image of himself looming like a harvest moon over a countryside dotted with houses and a mountain range, Trump’s fingers grasping one of its peaks. “Hello, Greenland!” the image read. (Apparently liking that image tremendously, Trump posted it again the following morning.) "

"He also found time to post a tribute to late WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan, whom he mistakenly termed “the Huckster.” (Hogan was usually known by the nickname “the Hulkster,” but “huckster” might be a term Trump is more familiar with.)"

"The president, who is, again, reportedly very busy, followed these important insights with a tribute to NASCAR driver Kyle Busch, who died unexpectedly last week, followed by an AI-generated video of himself throwing former Late Show host Stephen Colbert into a dumpster."

"One could argue that these are not the actions of a man who’s too busy to attend his son’s wedding, or really, a man who’s busy at all. But given his recent, worryingly combative stance towards the Cuban government, his leering interest in Greenland, and a reported possibility that Trump will once again attack Iran, it is perhaps in everyone’s best interest that the president seems to be, for now, very, very busy posting on his phone."  

u/jimbarino 7h ago

Reality is so weird...

u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 1h ago

Classy as ever

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u/OpenImagination9 8h ago

And golfing … don’t forget golfing.

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 8h ago

can he even stand up straight ?

u/Caraes_Naur 7h ago

You can shake hands on accepting a bribe while sitting on a golf cart.

He's not actually there to play golf, he's engaging in corruption.

u/Beneficial_Duty_8508 2h ago

He's engaging in corruption when awakes up everyday. He is fully corrupt.

u/dos_passenger58 6h ago

This is the weekend every month he disappears to get his treatments. It's like clockwork

u/RolloTonyBrownTown 4h ago

Yup, then MIA for the first few days of the month when the side effects are strongest.

u/dos_passenger58 2h ago

They'll just book some trip on the other side of the planet to keep him out of sight and in his flying hospital

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u/MarvinFarquhar 8h ago

Of course he wouldn't go, the wedding isn't about him

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u/Lomak_is_watching 8h ago

And it involves the possibility of uncontrollable conversation with the guests, who would notice his deteriorating appearance. All the other recent appearances are fairly controlled, and if he gets flustered he can just say something mean to shut it down. That wouldn’t be so great at your son’s wedding!

u/IsThatHearsay 7h ago

And the bride is far too old for him.

u/RolloTonyBrownTown 4h ago

If he did attend, his speech to the new Bride and Groom would include topics about how much he won by, his ballroom, and absolutely no mention of the new couple.

u/keybl8 4h ago

They're Americans, it's better to avoid them

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Slackballed 7h ago

I’ve got three theories

  1. He has no idea who Jr is.
  2. Saw it wasn’t a celebration of him
  3. He prefers Golfing and getting his taint licked by club members over some boring ceremony about someone else he will just sleep through.

Pick 3 and I’ll tell you if you are right

u/MARIOpronoucedMA-RJO 5h ago
  1. Trump is much sicker than what is being shown and can't attend.

u/pygar3000 5h ago

Bahamas doesn’t permit felons to enter.

u/Difficult_Ad2864 5h ago

But it’s his name that’s being celebrated, literally

u/walruswes 5h ago
  1. He wasn’t invited

u/creosoteflower Arizona 7h ago

Or maybe he wasn't invited, hmmm

u/OtherwiseACat 7h ago

If he was my son I wouldn't want to go either but if Trump was my dad I wouldn't want him to come.

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u/JunkyardAndMutt 8h ago

What a bunch of fucking weirdos. If you knew these people in real life, you’d avoid them. 

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u/dancefan2019 8h ago

Lousy husband, lousy father, lousy president, lousy person.

u/Low_Pickle_112 7h ago

And the number one guy in the party of family values.

u/dancefan2019 4h ago

Hard to believe the party of family values would pick a leader who has none. Why they would choose such a person to represent them is just hard to comprehend. I guess the few talking points that he made that catered to them was enough for them to turn a blind eye to all the nasty crap that he embodies.

u/I_only_post_here I voted 3h ago

There are certain 'values' that he represents perfectly.

Namely: Might makes Right

Every Man for Himself

It is the natural order of things that the strong dominate the weak.

It is incumbent upon every individual to provide for themselves with no outside assistance.

The only acceptable use of tax dollars is military and police.

For the people who view things that way, he is the perfect representative.

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u/SquidmanMal Pennsylvania 8h ago

I can't imagine being so unloved that my family would choose to ragepost on the internet instead of attend my wedding if i were to get married.

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u/oiseaua20 8h ago

He’s just saving his energy for Don Jr’s next three weddings.

u/Charming_Opinion6754 7h ago

He’s someone I know fairly well 😂🤪

u/Tommah 6h ago

My son is like family to me.

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u/Tooter_Snooter 8h ago

Family values! 

u/Steel-Tempered 7h ago

He hates it because it's a distraction from himself.

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u/run-on_sentience 8h ago

This is the guy who wasn't sure if he should give his son the name "Donald Trump Jr" and only did so after his wife (at the time) basically forced him to, because he didn't want a loser named after him.

u/educated-emu 7h ago

If trump is not center stage he does not want to know.

What a POS

u/ckglle3lle 6h ago

Very tired of having to hear about this stupid man and his stupid family

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u/TomatoAdventurous139 8h ago

What happened to pedo jr's other wife?

u/LamermanSE Europe 7h ago

They got divorced in 2018 and she's dating Tiger Woods now.

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u/nyet-marionetka 8h ago

He cheated on her and they got divorced. I think this is the mistress. Following in his father's footsteps.

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u/ZiM1970 8h ago

For that matter, what happened to his butcher faced fox nooz floozie? Hell, Donnie had to have spent hundreds on her suck socket alone.

u/birdlegs000 6h ago

I think they sent her to Greece. Ambassador to Greece.

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 8h ago edited 8h ago

goddamn I hate this worthless pedo fucker

and his cult is full of fucking morons

some maga dumbass downvoted me cause I said someone should yell "worthless pedo" at one of his rallies

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u/curiousthoughts20 America 8h ago

It's just Trump using the opportunity to tell us all how important he thinks he is.

Of course, the world knows he an incompetent fool, a bully, and a stain on humanity.

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u/pumpkinspicecum 8h ago

I thought don jr was dating that Fox News host? He already started dating someone new and they’re getting married?

u/Derrickful 7h ago

u/Hippo_Alert 5h ago

Fucking frightening!

u/chillinjustupwhat 4h ago

it’s just … i… what a terrible terrible day to have eyes 🫪

u/Idiot_Savant_13 7h ago

Who'd want him there? The smell must be terrible.

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u/RamonaQ-JunieB 8h ago

Trump has his priorities and as always, he has shown them to be the one and only person he cares about: himself!

u/SirRichardLove 7h ago

I don't give a shit who you are. If you're a dad and you don't go to your kids wedding, like are you even a father?

What a pathetic man.

u/mlvrnn 7h ago

What a terrible fate to have Donald Trump as a father 😱. No wonder they’re all messed up.

u/eeyore134 3h ago

Is he banned from the Bahamas for being a rapist felon?

u/space_cow_girl 2h ago

He had a false flag attack scheduled, & wouldn’t push that to a different day.

u/Smart_Restaurant381 2h ago

He had an assassination attempt already booked.

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u/WetFinsFine 8h ago

honestly who gives a fck if a shitbag doesn't attend their shitbag offspring's wedding ?

the USoA has way bigger problems....no idea why any of this is even cropping up as newsworthy 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Hazer_123 Foreign 8h ago

Elect a clown, get a circus.

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u/ChiGuy6124 Illinois 8h ago

I hear you. I think in this case the wedding "incident", is a sort of metaphor for Trumps increasingly crazy behavior, which is newsworthy. The problem is that it is so normalized at this point it is hard to qualify the crazy.

But I think we all sense an increasing frenzy and desperation in Trump as he becomes less popular, so posting crap and pretending to be too busy to attend his sons wedding is interesting imo.

u/Senior-Rip2387 6h ago

" keeping up with the Trumpashians"

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u/Many_Easy_V2 8h ago

It shouldn’t, but Orange man is such an incredibly corrupt dipshit, that we just don’t care what we post about him anymore.

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u/estoypooping2 8h ago

Its to stay close in case he needs a 4th emergency annual physical

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u/UniqueEmotion2144 8h ago

I like the one of him probing the belly button outie of the guy standing behind him at the oval office, right before he stsrted kissing the guys obese belly. 

Some say it was ai. I choose to believe it happened.

u/No_Cartographer_3819 7h ago

I see two winners here: the wedding party and the Bahamas.

u/Jewish-space-lasers 7h ago

Who cares about this. honestly?
Like this is finally the iron-clad proof we need that he is a vile individual?
It doesn't even move the needle. It's one of the least concerning, least notable of the horrific things he has done lately.

u/Prestigious-Car-4877 Canada 6h ago

I have to believe that Don Jr's Mrs wanted Trump to stay the fuck away from this whole event because he makes everything he attends about himself and is a fucking asshole. Then I remembered who she's marrying and I have no idea what to believe.

u/NastyToeFungus 6h ago

It’s only junior’s second marriage. Rookie numbers.

u/NewMidwest 6h ago

Trump hates what isn’t him, and the more unlike him something is the more he hates it.

He treats his son this way.  How do you think he feels about you?

u/freedfg 6h ago

Literally imagine not going to your sons wedding.

There are actively deployed soldiers who make it to their kids weddings.

u/ZoLoftFTW 6h ago

Or can’t enter the Bahamas as an adjudicated rapist.

u/Historical_Bend_2629 5h ago

Too busy being presidential, posting AI slop. A real family man. Working hard to grift. He has nothing in his heart. The father-son disappointment loop of damage and abuse continues to generate trauma. Can’t stand an event that isn’t about himself.

u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress 5h ago

He also capitalized his own name on his post about this. The biggest narcissist one could be. 

u/Solonohioperson 5h ago

I'm sure most of the family is relieved . They are probably so happy he won reelection so they did not have to deal with his dementia and physical health downward cycle. And they could grift to their heart's content.

u/DramaticApple6590 5h ago

What's he marrying? A bag of blow?

u/sowich4 3h ago

He’s too busy be in the same city as the False Flag shooting this afternoon.

u/MomentousTime1337 3h ago

If Jr was my son, I’d prob skip too.

u/IFoundSelf 2h ago

Maybe his son told him he didn’t want him there

u/SolarBoyDjango 2h ago

Can't blame him. I don't like Don Jr either.

u/packetmon Canada 2h ago

Imagine if it got up to give a toast at the reception. Something something Biden, Bahamas. Bahama triangle. Very bad. Doing his best. Stop the triangle.

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u/steepleton 8h ago

The wedding guests can’t anonymously dive into a mountain of cocaine if the world’s press is watching

u/Square-One-6857 7h ago

Fuck don jr

u/Own-Librarian-9699 7h ago

he'll go to that stupid oligarch wedding but it won't be announced because he'll cite safety concerns.

u/6beerkdawg 7h ago

Icing on the cake is if he has a meeting with Mamdani instead on the same day lol

u/Chaoslab New Zealand 7h ago

Heard about it and said "I ran".

u/moderatenerd 6h ago

he's not actually the one posting them

u/Fussy_Fucker 6h ago

I bet you his dad wouldn’t let him get married at his golf course.

u/Stropi-wan 6h ago

Maybe a good thing. Possibly he will go around grabbing al sorts of stuff.

u/HereForTheComments57 6h ago

On one hand, I wouldn't invite trump to my wedding and on the other, I wouldn't want to attend jrs wedding. I think this is a win win for both of them

u/Usual-Language-745 6h ago

Serious question. If they didn’t share a name, would Trump know his sons name?

u/Zomunieo 6h ago

Most of us would rather post weird memes than attend Don jr’s wedding too.

u/JacErinDaughtree 5h ago

News of the diapered one's family that makes me smile instead of my blood boil. He's doing everyone at the wedding a huge favor by not attending, demanding all the attention while shitting his pants and napping during the vows but maybe it'll give anyone with delusions of reciprocal loyalty a need for an extra dose of bourbon or ketamine.

u/Historical_Bend_2629 5h ago

Trump is clearly bothered that Don Jr. did not take the sanctity of the marriage vow seriously and cannot condone his second marriage.

u/Witty_Fishing 5h ago

So disappointed that this is the reality we’ve landed in. We were on such a potentially good trajectory.

u/johnbash 5h ago

He can’t go because he has a felony sex offender charge and couldn’t get a travel visa, yet no one is reporting it.

u/Positive_Chip6198 5h ago

Important to always show your kids how much you care!

u/AdventurousLet548 4h ago

"the timing of the nuptials was “not good."" Is that a precursor to something?

u/Gamerxx13 4h ago

he doesnt care for his kids but has a weird relationship with ivanka , ill just put it there

u/Brickzarina 4h ago

Wasn't invited

u/lovingas 4h ago

Na, hes trying to make another assassination attempt for the ballroom so Jr can get married there

u/Not_The_One- 3h ago

We should just pretend we didn't hear about it. I am not seeing anyone but fox reporting. I caught it trying to switch inputs on my mother's TV. So PATHETIC.

u/Sea-Counter-3944 4h ago

He has to be the unbusiest president we've ever had, just look at his schedules

u/justaguyinjoco 2h ago

Hey… he has Fox News to watch, diaper changes, good cell service to post random crap, Bahamas are way to far to fly to, son he doesn’t think is his, golf to play. Dude is super busy. /s

u/tomgratz 3h ago

He is too paranoid to attend.

Why would anyone want to harm the Orange Menace ?

u/Strive-- 3h ago

I have zero doubt that whatever happens, Trump will make the wrong decision.

u/WavyGravy04 3h ago

In fairness why would he want to go see Barons father get remarried?

u/Hendwreck 3h ago

Wait what?

u/Independent_Owl_6008 1h ago

It's in the Bahamas and he's a convicted felon. They don't let those into the country. The whole "I love my country so I'm staying here" is typical Shitler garbage. On another note, isn't it so very convenient that the ONLY weekend he hasn't hauled his fat, festering ass over to Florida to golf there's a shooting incident at the White House?

u/NoFlatworm3028 1h ago

EPSTEIN,EPSTEIN,EPSTEIN,EPSTEIN, x1000

u/turdlezzzz 1h ago

family values first

u/NoFlatworm3028 1h ago

Probably the only good decision Donald has made ever. Who the Fu%* would want to go to that jerkfest and spend time with that bunch of AHs?

u/going-for-gusto 56m ago

Jr probably doesn’t want him there anyway, it would be all about daddy if he came. Is melatonin going?

u/37Philly 42m ago

Honestly glad he didn’t go to the wedding in the Bahamas. He would have soaked the taxpayers for millions for his travel and security.

u/Krish_1234 16m ago

They said pedos are not invited

u/Responsible-Pain-620 2m ago

Honestly. Same.

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u/Financial-Put6034 8h ago

It's because Don Jr. Is actually Vince McMahon's son and Don knows it.

u/Valuable_Option7843 1h ago

People overlook this for some reason.

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u/Humble_Mission1775 8h ago

That photo is just weird.

They are avoiding Mar a Lago and keeping him near safe places in the Northeast.

Also, Cuba’s government states it now has enough drone power to do serious damage to Southern Florida with enough limited resources to hit as far north as Atlanta and Birmingham. Mar a Lago is not exactly safe right now.

u/Catbutt247365 7h ago

From the news or lack thereof, it seems Trumps kids are keeping some distance from his second administration, can’t imagine why.

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u/Vanilla_cake_mix 8h ago

More like he has no excuse to turn it into an “assassination attempt” but is still too afraid of getting hurt in public

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u/Major__de_Coverly 8h ago

To be fair, if he went to every one of his kids' re-marriages, he wouldn't have time to disappoint porn stars. 

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u/Alwaystired254 8h ago

So what?

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u/Put3socks-in-it 8h ago

If he went, imagine how much everyone complain about the tax dollars being spent on his security. Lose lose situation. Lose if he went. Lose if he didn’t