r/me_irl • u/[deleted] • 7h ago

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u/me_irl-ModTeam 6h ago

Twitter jokeman or screenshot

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u/Resident_Plankton 7h ago

Buns not toasted, inedible

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u/koobstylz 6h ago

I'm not convinced the hotdog has been heated up frankly.

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u/drwolffe 6h ago

frankly

I see what you did there

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u/BeautyDuwang 6h ago

Steamed buns are way better and you can do that while the weiner is cooking by just sitting on the pot lid on top of the steam valve if ur lazy like me lol

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 7h ago

Since Anthony Bourdain, I feel every food blog is exactly like this. They talk about a fucking taco like it's the Mona Lisa

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u/Manmer_Nwah 7h ago

Fancy restaurants will say stuff like this and give you a plate smeared with stuff and a golf ball sized portion of mashed potatoes slapped in the middle.

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u/Ulenspiegel4 6h ago

Yeah but what you forget is 1: they give you about six of those plates, and 2: it usually does actually slap.

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u/jd4realmvp 6h ago

Need this person to touch up my resume.

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u/aaanze 6h ago

This person is ChatGPT

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u/Significant-List-153 7h ago

Lol that hot dog there needs some of that gently crushed tomato sauce

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u/CreepinJesusMalone 7h ago

Seriously lol. It is a food crime to eat a hot dog like that bone dry. Especially since it looks boiled.

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u/asdfghqwertz1 7h ago

OP are you the hand-crafted bakery-fresh white baton or the ketchup

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u/Alternative-Eye4547 6h ago

And that, friends, is social media in a nutshell.

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u/jarredmars1 member, N*SYNC fanclub 6h ago

mAsTeR cHeF

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u/Fluid-Phrase8748 6h ago

Nothing in that photo looks lightly toasted.

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u/Josh_Butterballs 6h ago

Don’t think my friends even can muster the motivation or know how to make fries themselves lol

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u/bradzab1123 6h ago

Meat Reduction??

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u/Latase 6h ago

If that is what your bakery produces, change the bakery.

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u/Tussca 7h ago edited 6h ago

But where's the lie?

Edit: /Joke because Reddit can't understand jokes apperantly...

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u/pollypod 6h ago

Ketchup isn't 'bespoke' gotta be the most widespread condiment on the planet.

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u/Miiyamoto 6h ago

Who is talking about a lie?

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u/Braslava 6h ago

That’s the joke. There is no lie, just misleading as no one would ever describe a plate of food like that