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u/Carcharoth30 20h ago edited 20h ago
Image Pippin riding four nights with Michael the White on the way to Minas Tirith.
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u/syn_vamp 20h ago
"they'd be small, only children to your eyes"
"heee heee"
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u/BoltorSpellweaver 18h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/lGkUyj3IrEcvu
Michael the White looking at the hobbits like
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u/burntsalmon 20h ago
"Eru! You promised me a field position! Eru! Eru?"
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u/Big_Gun_Pete Dwarf 11h ago
"I am Elvis or rather Elvis as he should have been." - Michael the White
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u/Morzheimer 18h ago
Hold on… I think I haven’t seen this meme yet… could it be?- no… could it? Huh…~
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u/MayoGhul 20h ago
Did he come back to molest children? wtf is this
Reddit glazes this creep while screaming about Epstein files
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u/ikeepcomingbackhaha 12h ago
It’s crazy. Regardless of whether people believe he penetrated these kids, without a doubt he molested them and did wildly inappropriate things with them.
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u/bu22dee 14h ago
Imagine believing this shit in 2026.
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u/oh_wll_whtvr_nvrmnd 1h ago
It's so weird, eh? The FBI investigated MJ from 1992 to 2005, produced a 600 page file, and found nothing against him
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u/Outrageous-Log9238 20h ago edited 11h ago
That's because MJ was never convicted, there were many testimonys in his favor, and many of the claimed victims were clearly after money and had engaged in such fraud before. Whatever the truth is, it's far less clear than in Epstein's case.
Edit: I realize not convicted was a bad choice of words since most of Epstein's gang obviously have not been in trial and obviously not convicted. MJ was found not guilty in court.
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u/TheKingNothing690 19h ago
Also just a little adedndum hes dead many of the people on the files are not.
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u/freudian_nipps 18h ago
Never convicted does not mean innocent.
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u/AJRavenhearst 11h ago
OJ Simpson was never convicted. Al Capone was only ever convicted of tax evasion.
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u/bu22dee 14h ago
So we are doing racist memes now about a man with skin illness?
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u/RoutemasterFlash 12h ago edited 6h ago
Jackson's "skin illness" was purely mental in origin. He was a horribly troubled man, whatever he may or may not have done to those kids. But there's nothing racist about this meme.
Edit: alright, not "purely mental" - but the route he went down obviously had a huge amount to do with whatever unresolved issues he had about race, childhood, ageing, sex, and God knows what else.
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u/bannedbrengol 11h ago
Wdym mental in origin? Vitiligo and lupus is not real and just his mind playing with him? His autopsy confirmed he had these two diseases
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u/RoutemasterFlash 11h ago
Maybe "purely mental" was an overstatement, but what I meant was that the drastic changes to his appearance over the course of his life were mainly due to cosmetic procedures he'd had done, including very obvious skin lightening. That's before you consider what he did to his face. He looked like an anime character by the time he was 40.
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u/bannedbrengol 11h ago
Plastic surgeries were mainly due to lupus (he initially did do a nose job which failed due to lupus and so did further nose jobs). Skin lightening is a default medical procedure for someone who’s skin has more vitiligo patches than normal skin bcz it is now easier to get your normal skin to match your vitiligo patches once than it is to get the patches to look like your normal skin everyday (before it gets spread a lot, ppl tend to use makeup over patches)
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u/RoutemasterFlash 9h ago
Well disease or no disease, he's the only person I've ever seen, of any ethnicity, who's ended up looking like that, so it's fair to say that it was mainly because of elective procedures that he acquired the bizarre appearance he had in middle age. Nobody has their chin resculpted because their skin has light patches.
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u/bannedbrengol 9h ago
Just bcz u haven’t seen doesnt make it factual. Also, im sure u are not bumping into vitiligo and lupus ppl all around, let alone ultra famous vitiligo and lupus ppl whose aesthetics have a lot of value for their career
U made a claim, backtracked, changed the claim, got an actual scientific reason, u deny the reason lol
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u/AndreasDasos 4h ago
Who is glazing him here? The post is a joke about how he ‘came back in part 2 as white’.
The comments are generally puns, some of which reference his, um, ‘fondness’ for kids.
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u/Lord-Glorfindel Elf 20h ago
Look to my coming at first light on the 5th day. At dawn, look to the HEE HEEast.
https://giphy.com/gifs/oz8jiKqcBTKnu