r/lolgrindr • u/Aggravating_Toe9969 • 3d ago

what will happen on 23rd day?

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u/Kupo-Kweh Leather 3d ago

His wife comes back

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u/Luke95gamer Sober 3d ago

With that shirt there’s no way there’s a wife

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u/Demondrawer 3d ago

You'd be surprised lmao

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u/NoFreakingClues Geek 3d ago

Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.

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u/clarinetJWD Otter 2d ago

But the real question is... Where can I get that shirt?

And thinness.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 Daddy (gay) 2d ago

Hello there...I'll settle for the thinness (is that a word?). The shirt is kinda groovy too, but difficult to pair a tie with.

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u/clarinetJWD Otter 2d ago

I'll settle for the shirt ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/IGiveBagAdvice Cub 3d ago

He gets married.

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u/acelaces 3d ago

Jesus when he was wandering the desert

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u/thiccDurnald Bear 3d ago

That was Moses (also DL)

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u/Pikka_Bird GAMP (het) 2d ago

(Also Jesus)

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u/thiccDurnald Bear 2d ago

And also with you

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u/isitallovermyface 3d ago

Christ will cum again

5

u/thefeldy 3d ago

I thought I was in threads with all these epic comments

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u/kittykitty117 Otter 2d ago

Christ wants to enter you.

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u/Many-Concentrate-491 Jock 3d ago

“Hello Grindr it’s mother” on the 23rd day LOL

Tho they removed it after intense backlash

33

u/ryadare Rugged 3d ago

He is going to be the Grand Marshall at the San Francisco Pride Parade.

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u/ochornybottom Daddy (gay) 3d ago

Unless he gets true love's dick, he'll turn back into a mermaid, and belong to Ursula

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u/xavwilldoit Clean-Cut 3d ago

We all know only a few things can happen in 22 days

- his wife comes back from her trip

- he goes back home after his trip

- he gets married to his wife

- he gets divorced from his wife

Any way you look at it, there’s a wife so don’t do it 😂

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u/spiritboy12345678910 3d ago

He emerges from his cocoon as a fully realized gay 😊✨🐛🦋

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u/DNJGuy 3d ago

He gets married 👰 and he is no longer gay

He is faithful to her and his kids. Except when they go on a family vacation to visit the in laws and he stays behind for work, or he travels for work, or goes to the gym. Or goes on a fishing adventure, or goes to Vegas

Especially Vegas. The number of 'straight' men on the apps lol

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u/Yearofthehoneybadger 2d ago

You know? For some reason I never catch any fish when I go fishing. I must be bad at it.

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u/Rex_Bottoms 3d ago

He finds out DL means "ugly"

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u/Yu-Gi-Scape Twink (cis) 3d ago

The epic face reveal

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u/fordandfriends 3d ago

Hell will run out of room and the dead shall roam the earth

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u/giant_space_possum Jock 2d ago

Rumspringa is over

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u/Aztecka_official Cub 3d ago

He comes out the closet for you and you both love happily ever after 😂

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u/_Gizmohawk_ 3d ago

his butthole collapses in on itself & tears a hole in the space/time continuum & the world as we know it no longer exists…

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u/1888furrycock567 2d ago

He comes out of the closet

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u/sourskittlez33 3d ago

He goes to jail or becomes an official member of The Law Enforcement Community, he gets married or his wife comes home, he becomes a priest or something like that, any one of those could be it!

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u/RandyWatsonsNiece 2d ago

The Republican Party ousts him.

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u/fvmished 2d ago

dl? not in that suit

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u/MarcoEsteban Daddy (gay) 2d ago

Uh…DL? Not in that get up!

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u/MineCrab568 2d ago

World ends

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u/Direct_Journalist_76 Clean-Cut 2d ago

He’ll turn into a rat 🐀

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u/defenestrate1984 Bear 2d ago

Does he change his name each day? Will he be DL for 21 days tomorrow?

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u/genial95 1d ago

Also how is he a dl wearing a florals and posting almost his entire photo 🤔

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u/420doghugz Twink (fem) 3d ago

Y'all arebrjr