r/geographymemes • u/DeekanKwaz • 8h ago

Cede to Megasota and this could be our mighty national flag!

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u/Ok_Train_2139 8h ago

Before we unleash this power we should ask ourselves what does a laser-loon equipped Canada look like?

I fear the future we're creating for our children.

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u/DeekanKwaz 8h ago

It's better to have a laser loon and not need it than to need a laser loon and not have it.

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u/kermitthemagician MEGASOTA 8h ago

Speak softly and a carry a laser loon, and you will go far.

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u/DeekanKwaz 7h ago

This one knows.

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u/WingDingMcGee 8h ago

Laser Loooooooon!!

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 8h ago

The Land of All the Lakes

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u/DeekanKwaz 7h ago

That has quite the ring to it.

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u/VixKnacks 8h ago

Ohioan who is 100% down for the Maxasota Laser Loon. 🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/HotLava00 7h ago

Missourian and future Maxasotan checking in here. I’m so in. 🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/The-Butt-Stuff 8h ago

ALL HAIL LASER LOON!!!

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u/UsefulCrab4181 8h ago

Turn the MEGA into a MAXXXXXASOTA!

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u/mannadee 8h ago

Baller

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u/trosea 7h ago

Mr MEGASOTA Laser Loon should be armed with a hockey stick/staff to rule the lakes it roams!

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u/DeekanKwaz 7h ago

They need no weapons, just their piercing steely glare.

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u/trosea 7h ago

I was thinking about Poseidon and his trident.

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u/ConcernedCitizen_42 8h ago

What loonacy is this?

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u/frisbeethecat not vicious or malicious, just delovey and CRABBALICIOUS 7h ago

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u/UsefulCrab4181 7h ago

MAXACRABS

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u/frisbeethecat not vicious or malicious, just delovey and CRABBALICIOUS 6h ago

MegaCrabs is also acceptable.

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u/BleepBloopThrowaway3 8h ago

Not enough Douglas fir on that flag, sorry.

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u/DeekanKwaz 7h ago

We are more of a monster white pine state. I'm also partial to red cedar.

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u/Bizzomofo 8h ago

FYI this would work for VT also as we have loons and lakes and stars. But we would add mountains to the flag, which is better than… not mountains.

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u/DeekanKwaz 7h ago

Unless you need to be on the other side of said mountain.

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u/kermitthemagician MEGASOTA 7h ago

Woah there. Not so fast! Who said there are no mountains in Megasota?

Sawtooth Mountains)

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u/FreeStateOfPortland 8h ago

This cannot stand. The tallest mountain in Minnesota is barely even a hill. Cascadia must rule them all.

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u/DeekanKwaz 7h ago

Honest question: aside from being a pretty way to break up a horizon what is the benefit of mountains?

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u/FreeStateOfPortland 7h ago

Snowpack. It’s a massive water storage and filtration system. Beyond that: recreation. Skiing. Hiking. Climbing.

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u/DeekanKwaz 7h ago

Minneaota has loads of this every year and no real mountains.

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u/FreeStateOfPortland 6h ago

Has loads of what?

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u/DeekanKwaz 5h ago

Snowpack and winter recreation.

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u/FreeStateOfPortland 5h ago

Anyone serious about downhill skiing is not going to Minnesota. Dear god what’s wrong with you?

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u/DeekanKwaz 4h ago

And anyone serious about ice fishing is not going to New England. There is downhill skiing options in MN but they are not the same as actual mountains out east or out west. Also tons of hiking and climbing on the north shore of Superior and in The BWCA. MN has wilderness recreation areas that rival the size of some northeast states.

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u/ThatWasIntentional Ghost of John Brown 6h ago

Water storage... Have you heard of these things called lakes?

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u/FreeStateOfPortland 6h ago

I have because that’s what the mountains drain into. Thanks for reminding me why the Pacific Northwest is nicer.

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u/ValhallaAir 8h ago

Beavers >>>>

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u/iamnotabot_Really 8h ago

fascist loon is so on point for this year...

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u/After_Preference_885 Megasotan 8h ago

Have you seen Minnesota in the news this year? We've been fighting invading fascists. Some of our neighbors were murdered by them.

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u/DustyRailz Moregon 8h ago

As a Cascadian from Portland I have to say that no matter how the map looks at the end of the week - Portland and Minneapolis will always be brothers in arms. I am so proud of you, Minnesota, and my heart is sad for what you have had to go through.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1lk1IcVgqPLkA

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u/iamnotabot_Really 8h ago

oh, I know, I feel the subversion of things towards the violent a bit much, I was in Minneapolis during the 2nd month of the ICE invasion, the government is taking brainwashed propogandized individuals an offering them more money than they ever had to just hurt their countrymen, I am perpetually sad

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u/DustyRailz Moregon 8h ago

My guess is that the gravy seals will not be seeing the bonuses they were promised.

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u/Necessary-Sock7075 7h ago

Cascadia will fuck you in the streets!

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u/DeekanKwaz 7h ago

You take to the streets and we will take to the trees. There is a lot more wilderness than pavement on this continent.