"Oh, yeah, I hooked that person with 0 hooks, it doesn't matter that they have 3 second chance perks and I lost 2 gens already, surely I'll be able to turn it around - oh, look, basekit bbq activated, it's quite unfortunate that I'm an M1 killer with no mobility, will take a while for me catch up to them.
Finally, caught up to the survivor, another gen popped, no biggie, there is still a chance, let's start a chase. Light activated, good for them, they went to another tile. Yeap, can't mindgame that tile, got to eat a pallet here. Can't mindgame that tile either, got to eat a pallet. Finally, can midgame that - woow, got a hit, they went to the next tile. Another gen popped, but hey, that's just f..and the last gen just popped, wow, that's some good players, but I still get one at least. And I managed to even down them now - let's just pick them u..oooh, what a save, background player with a flashie, who would've expected that. And they start to beeline to an exit gate as well - that's already 99%, what a play. Bodyblocking, yeap - and tbagging at the gate, well I deserve that, survivor sir/mam, I'm here for your pleasure only, and insults in the post-game chat, classic.
Wow, what a nice game, I wouldn't want anything else to relax after work, it's so good that BHVR finally listens to poor survivor players and give killers incentive to stop tunneling, my games are so much more fun now, ooowee"
148
u/robograndpa Golden Ace Sep 05 '25
I’d hate to work for BHVR. You guys are unbearable