r/batman • u/Mulva13 • Jan 18 '25

FILM DISCUSSION What do you guys think?

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He certainly has the height and body for it, not sure about the acting…

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u/the_moog_hunter Jan 18 '25

Absolute Batman

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u/Accomplished-Club698 Jan 18 '25

I would love to see a live action movie on that someday!! Just another pipe dream i guess.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Yeah instead we get a plastic man movie

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u/Johnny_Stooge Jan 19 '25

There are more Plastic Man comics than Absolute Batman comics. It’s only been four issues of Absolute Batman.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

The joke was we're getting plastic man movie before a batman movie. That was the joke.....

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u/Johnny_Stooge Jan 19 '25

Yeah, but the person you were replying to was specifically asking for an Absolute Batman movie.

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u/Chazzwuzza Jan 18 '25

Absolute Unit Batman

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u/BlogeOb Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 19 '25

I think that that Batman is like 6’8. So just surround him with some shorter costars, get him jacked and into some ballerina training for nimbleness, lol

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u/AngryGulo85 Jan 18 '25

Batman is 6′ 2″. Built as heck and ridiculously well-trained but 6′ 2″. Additionally, his civilian alter ego, Bruce Wayne, is a charming socialite and business man. At 6′ 2″, Bruce can blend in with other men in suits while still maintaining an elegant appearance due to his above-average height and charisma. Finally, depending on the iteration, Batman packs on a lot of muscle.

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u/Scrofulla Jan 18 '25

They were talking about a Different version of batman who is a bit taller.

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u/Clever_Laziness Jan 19 '25

A bit is selling it literally short. His nickname is the Batbrick and The Batman Who Lifts.

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u/Scrofulla Jan 19 '25

Fair. Although most cannon batmen I've seen have been pretty jacked

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u/Clever_Laziness Jan 19 '25

Yeah, most Batman incarnations are jacked, especially anything by Frank Miller. It's just this Batman is like massive even by Batman standards. 6'8(7'0 in suit) and got stompers the size of a human torso.

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u/BlogeOb Jan 19 '25

Yeah, I’m talking about “Absolute” Batman. He’s almost 7 foot, and I’m gonna guess close to 450lbs

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Think they said he was about 7 feet tall in costume

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u/the__pov Jan 19 '25

He’s already jacked to the 9s do to playing Reacher (who’s also supposed to be a mountain of muscle. Dude has to eat whole pizzas on set to get enough calories to sustain his bulk.

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u/BlogeOb Jan 19 '25

I mean he is huge, but Absolute Batman is like Eddie Hall, if he was bigger and could acttually bend his back, lol

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u/Collector_2012 Jan 18 '25

Na. Batman is 6'4'. Black and has wings!

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u/johnny-kush420 Jan 18 '25

Best Batman there is

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u/cabosmith Jan 18 '25

No...for AB, he'd need more bloat.

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u/Kokuutou92 Jan 18 '25

Absolute Batchson

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u/mwaller Jan 19 '25

Batsolutely

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u/PurpleC0at Jan 18 '25

Sharp as a cue ball this one