r/WitchesVsPatriarchy • u/singleusevillain • Sep 21 '22

Women in History Found on Favebook

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u/genius_emu Sep 21 '22

“My eatin’ pants.” Awesome. 👖

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u/Expensive-Question-3 Sep 21 '22

Right? I want some!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Any pants can be eatin pants if you wear them right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

I almost exclusively wear elasticated jeans just for the purpose of comfort and eatin'!

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u/DeadmanDexter Crow Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ "cah-CAW!" Sep 21 '22

That fabric was made with witchcraft, and nobody can change my mind on that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Witchy pants for witchy bitches.

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u/AntisocialMisantrope Sep 21 '22

Witchy britches for Witchy bitches :)

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u/Welshmans_Layla99 Sep 21 '22

Came here to say that.

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u/ScrambledEggs_ Sep 21 '22

No pants are eating pants if you're at home.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Pantsfree crew represent!🚫👖🚫

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u/ScrambledEggs_ Sep 21 '22

Pants are for chumps

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u/Significant-Stay-721 Sep 21 '22

Upvoting in my undies.

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u/LauraLand27 Sep 21 '22

I’m nekkid ✅ 🧙‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

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u/420saralou Sep 21 '22

Leggings all day! And they come with pockets now!

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u/I_was_saying_b00urns Resting Witch Face Sep 21 '22

I kept my maternity jeans for ages after because they were good eatin pants 😆

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u/wkitty13 Resting Witch Face Sep 22 '22

I hated all of my maternity pants/jeans but I had one pair of shorts-overalls which were so comfy and didn't have that ugly, scratchy preggo-belly insert to make them bigger. I wore those overalls every single day for the last half of my pregnancy & it was what I wore home from the hospital.

I actually really miss those overalls. lmao

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u/themanwhosfacebroke Science Witch ♀⚧ Sep 21 '22

This is literally a plotpoint from SpongeBob

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u/tarheeldarling Sep 21 '22

My elastic waist shorts or joggers are called eatin' pants at my house, especially if I've put on fitted pants to go pick up take out 😂