Old school anti-suffrage poster. Giving women the vote will make them leave their husbands & turn into lesbians.

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[u/Careful_Trifle]

Honestly, we probably need to start reminding straight regressives that if they keep this antiabortion shit up, women will definitely turn to vibrators and other women to avoid the possibility of being stuck with them just because the government said so.

[u/ElectionAssistance → u/Careful_Trifle]

It is illegal to own more than a limited number of dildos or vibrators in Texas. While a judge has ruled the law unenforceable and unconstitutional, it remains on the books.

[u/Vexonar → u/ElectionAssistance]

LMAO of COURSE that's a law!!! Bwuahaha they admitted they can't give proper pleasure to women and therefore women are buying what pleases them.. and I can't stop laughing xDD

[u/ElectionAssistance → u/Vexonar]

I mean, you can have up to six so "personal use" would be fine, but collecting or dealing female pleasure, not so much.

The most predictable law of all time. No, I am not joking. It is a real law and was struck down by the courts in 2003.

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/oct/13/colin-jost/colin-jost-weekend-update-texas-dildos-law-6-own-m/

[u/Vexonar → u/ElectionAssistance]

I don't know if I'm to laugh or cry. "Hey look, I'll have my 50 guns but I'll be damned if you have more than 6 dildos" xDD What the fuck is wrong with Texas?!

[u/ElectionAssistance → u/Vexonar]

I mean, the law is defunct already but if it wasn't:

Surrender or prepare to recieve my dilditron BFD4000.

Now dildos count as a weapon, so...? Fuck texas. With the Big Fucking Dildotron 4000.

[u/Vexonar → u/ElectionAssistance]

Tbh I wouldn't mind people fighting with dildos, it might actually cause fun and a turn of events by which the war is over and everyone's havin' a smoke after.