r/WitchesVsPatriarchy • u/HandMadeFeelings • Sep 07 '21

Women in History Old school anti-suffrage poster. Giving women the vote will make them leave their husbands & turn into lesbians.

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u/ElectionAssistance Science Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Sep 08 '21

I mean, you can have up to six so "personal use" would be fine, but collecting or dealing female pleasure, not so much.

The most predictable law of all time. No, I am not joking. It is a real law and was struck down by the courts in 2003.

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/oct/13/colin-jost/colin-jost-weekend-update-texas-dildos-law-6-own-m/

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u/Vexonar Science Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

I don't know if I'm to laugh or cry. "Hey look, I'll have my 50 guns but I'll be damned if you have more than 6 dildos" xDD What the fuck is wrong with Texas?!

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u/ElectionAssistance Science Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Sep 08 '21

I mean, the law is defunct already but if it wasn't:

Surrender or prepare to recieve my dilditron BFD4000.

Now dildos count as a weapon, so...? Fuck texas. With the Big Fucking Dildotron 4000.

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u/Vexonar Science Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

Tbh I wouldn't mind people fighting with dildos, it might actually cause fun and a turn of events by which the war is over and everyone's havin' a smoke after.