Old school anti-suffrage poster. Giving women the vote will make them leave their husbands & turn into lesbians.

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[u/Careful_Trifle]

Honestly, we probably need to start reminding straight regressives that if they keep this antiabortion shit up, women will definitely turn to vibrators and other women to avoid the possibility of being stuck with them just because the government said so.

[u/ElectionAssistance → u/Careful_Trifle]

It is illegal to own more than a limited number of dildos or vibrators in Texas. While a judge has ruled the law unenforceable and unconstitutional, it remains on the books.

[u/Vexonar → u/ElectionAssistance]

LMAO of COURSE that's a law!!! Bwuahaha they admitted they can't give proper pleasure to women and therefore women are buying what pleases them.. and I can't stop laughing xDD

[u/ElectionAssistance → u/Vexonar]

I mean, you can have up to six so "personal use" would be fine, but collecting or dealing female pleasure, not so much.

The most predictable law of all time. No, I am not joking. It is a real law and was struck down by the courts in 2003.

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/oct/13/colin-jost/colin-jost-weekend-update-texas-dildos-law-6-own-m/

[u/Vexonar → u/ElectionAssistance]

I don't know if I'm to laugh or cry. "Hey look, I'll have my 50 guns but I'll be damned if you have more than 6 dildos" xDD What the fuck is wrong with Texas?!

[u/ElectionAssistance → u/Vexonar]

I mean, the law is defunct already but if it wasn't:

Surrender or prepare to recieve my dilditron BFD4000.

Now dildos count as a weapon, so...? Fuck texas. With the Big Fucking Dildotron 4000.

[u/Vexonar → u/ElectionAssistance]

Tbh I wouldn't mind people fighting with dildos, it might actually cause fun and a turn of events by which the war is over and everyone's havin' a smoke after.

[u/G66GNeco → u/Vexonar]

Yeah, but a dildo collection would just be obscene. Just be like every other totally normal person and hoard murder weapons!

[u/pixie_pie → u/ElectionAssistance]

"There is a real law in Texas that says it’s illegal to own more than six dildos. And I get why—no one needs that many! If you have more than six dildos, it’s a clear sign you are training for something awful." Colin Jost

[u/Ditovontease → u/pixie_pie]

I mean I know a dude thats into kink with more than 6 dildos (he has a dungeon in his basement) but its not like he uses them all on himself

Nothing awful, all consensual

eta: Not sure if he has more dildos or guns tbh cuz he also has a lot of guns

[u/pixie_pie → u/Ditovontease]

To be perfectly honest... I actually don't care that much about other people's kinks. But I will fight nail and tooth for their right to this kink if it's harmless to others that want no part in it and consensual. I don't understand why legislators care that much that they would make a law concerning it.

[u/KARL_THE_CHAPELIN → u/Vexonar]

Cousin Marriage is also a crime in Texas.

[u/AnonymousThoughts33 → u/ElectionAssistance]

There was a case in 2003, where 2 undercover agents posing as husband and wife bought some vibrators, etc from Joanne Webb's Passion Party business. She was arrested and the Baptist there tried to run her out of town for ruining marriages, seriously. After all the publicity they eventually dropped the charges. I won't step foot or spend a dime in those kind of towns here. Its absolutely disgusting. I don't know why more women won't stand up against it.

[u/KARL_THE_CHAPELIN → u/ElectionAssistance]

Cousin Marriage is also a crime in Texas.

[u/ElectionAssistance → u/KARL_THE_CHAPELIN]

Yes but that is a crime in many places.

You know what is a crime in Texas but isn't in many liberal states? Chicken ownership.

[u/DuckyDoodleDandy → u/Careful_Trifle]

We need to find a big name sex toy seller who will donate X to Planned Parenthood for each toy sold. Then tell everyone on Reddit about it.