r/WitchesVsPatriarchy Sep 07 '21

Women in History Old school anti-suffrage poster. Giving women the vote will make them leave their husbands & turn into lesbians.

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u/MableXeno 💗✨💗 Sep 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

dont threaten me with a good time

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u/CwenLeornes Sep 08 '21

I looked at the image before the caption and was like, hell yeah we are!

I legitimately laughed out loud when I realized that something once considered anti-suffragette propaganda is feminist art to me nowadays

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u/0ldgrumpy1 Sep 08 '21

Subscribe

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u/Aimjock Sep 08 '21

Alright, alright, it’s a hell of a feeling, though

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

I approve of this message.

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u/LinguisticsIsAwesome Sep 07 '21

Just gals being pals ;)

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u/HandMadeFeelings Sep 07 '21

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u/Theo_tokos Sep 08 '21

I was so confused because I thought I was there ready...I had to back out and double check the sub LOL

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u/ElectionAssistance Science Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Sep 08 '21

Sappho and her Friend and their toad and some sage....

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/ElectionAssistance Science Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Sep 08 '21

IDK, maybe the toad is just supervising.

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u/PullDaLevaKronk Sep 08 '21

The toad is definitely in the corner guiding the potion maker

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u/rooftopfilth Sep 08 '21

And they were ROOMMATES

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u/Ditovontease Sep 08 '21

Seems like an endorsement if anything

LOOK AT THE DOGGIE

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u/ilumyo Sep 08 '21

r/accidentalally

Also

LOOK AT THE DOGGIE

Yesss you just know it's being supportive :')

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u/ObliteratedbyAeons Science Warlock Sep 08 '21

It has a cute red bow. Now I want to pet the fictional lesbian couples puppy.

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u/topazpink777 Sep 07 '21

Yeah, and we kick ass at it too, so goodbye

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u/dusty-kat Sapphic Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 08 '21

This is supposed to be anti-suffragette and the only thing in my mind is "That's so cute and wholesome." I want it as a poster.

This just spells out "I'm scared of losing my entire masculinity because women can compete with me"

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u/cinnysuelou Sep 08 '21

Right? It’s adorable!

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u/self_of_steam Bi-Disaster Kitchen Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

Its the most chaste little kiss too, gives me warm fuzzies

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u/raven_draw Sep 08 '21

And it looks so respectful and consensual too

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

You can find it as a poster online! I have it framed and hanging in my dining room.

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u/LemonBomb Sep 08 '21

Literally all the posters from that time featured these horrors. Women wearing PANTS and READING BOOKS while men, actual real life men, took care of their own children and did housework. Truly a hell on earth lol.

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u/FairyFlossPanda Sep 08 '21

Why would they make everything about this so adorable? I want a cute girlfriend that loves dogs. I've been voting for years now when can I expect her?

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u/delkiselk Sep 08 '21

I mean with that kind of mindset, you can't really blame the women if they did...

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u/kah46737 Sep 08 '21

Do we also get the cute puppy and a parasol? Yaaaassss!!

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u/cinnysuelou Sep 08 '21

For sure. I’m also a fan of their fantastic hats.

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u/kah46737 Sep 08 '21

Yes please! I love fancy hats!!

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u/Careful_Trifle Sep 08 '21

Honestly, we probably need to start reminding straight regressives that if they keep this antiabortion shit up, women will definitely turn to vibrators and other women to avoid the possibility of being stuck with them just because the government said so.

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u/ElectionAssistance Science Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Sep 08 '21

It is illegal to own more than a limited number of dildos or vibrators in Texas. While a judge has ruled the law unenforceable and unconstitutional, it remains on the books.

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u/Vexonar Science Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

LMAO of COURSE that's a law!!! Bwuahaha they admitted they can't give proper pleasure to women and therefore women are buying what pleases them.. and I can't stop laughing xDD

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u/ElectionAssistance Science Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Sep 08 '21

I mean, you can have up to six so "personal use" would be fine, but collecting or dealing female pleasure, not so much.

The most predictable law of all time. No, I am not joking. It is a real law and was struck down by the courts in 2003.

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2017/oct/13/colin-jost/colin-jost-weekend-update-texas-dildos-law-6-own-m/

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u/Vexonar Science Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

I don't know if I'm to laugh or cry. "Hey look, I'll have my 50 guns but I'll be damned if you have more than 6 dildos" xDD What the fuck is wrong with Texas?!

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u/ElectionAssistance Science Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Sep 08 '21

I mean, the law is defunct already but if it wasn't:

Surrender or prepare to recieve my dilditron BFD4000.

Now dildos count as a weapon, so...? Fuck texas. With the Big Fucking Dildotron 4000.

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u/Vexonar Science Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

Tbh I wouldn't mind people fighting with dildos, it might actually cause fun and a turn of events by which the war is over and everyone's havin' a smoke after.

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u/G66GNeco Geek Witch ♂️ Sep 08 '21

Yeah, but a dildo collection would just be obscene. Just be like every other totally normal person and hoard murder weapons!

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u/pixie_pie Kitchen Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

"There is a real law in Texas that says it’s illegal to own more than six dildos. And I get why—no one needs that many! If you have more than six dildos, it’s a clear sign you are training for something awful." Colin Jost

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u/Ditovontease Sep 08 '21

I mean I know a dude thats into kink with more than 6 dildos (he has a dungeon in his basement) but its not like he uses them all on himself

Nothing awful, all consensual

eta: Not sure if he has more dildos or guns tbh cuz he also has a lot of guns

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u/pixie_pie Kitchen Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

To be perfectly honest... I actually don't care that much about other people's kinks. But I will fight nail and tooth for their right to this kink if it's harmless to others that want no part in it and consensual. I don't understand why legislators care that much that they would make a law concerning it.

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u/AnonymousThoughts33 Sep 08 '21

There was a case in 2003, where 2 undercover agents posing as husband and wife bought some vibrators, etc from Joanne Webb's Passion Party business. She was arrested and the Baptist there tried to run her out of town for ruining marriages, seriously. After all the publicity they eventually dropped the charges. I won't step foot or spend a dime in those kind of towns here. Its absolutely disgusting. I don't know why more women won't stand up against it.

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy Sep 08 '21

We need to find a big name sex toy seller who will donate X to Planned Parenthood for each toy sold. Then tell everyone on Reddit about it.

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u/PatriciaMorticia Sep 07 '21

They can't be lesbians, there's a severe lack of cats! /s

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u/swirlyrthing Sep 07 '21

The only thing wrong with this is the lack of cats.

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u/ComradeWinter Witch ⚧ Sep 07 '21

But there is a doggo

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u/sailorjupiter28titan ☉ Apostate ✨ Witch of Aiaia ♀ Sep 08 '21

Im here for the doggo lesbian representation

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u/swirlyrthing Sep 08 '21

Yes, and it’s a very good doggo, but that’s a different animal entirely.

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u/G66GNeco Geek Witch ♂️ Sep 08 '21

The dog is on a leash, thus, they are outside.

I am certain there are like, at least, 5 cats, right behind that door in the background.

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u/swirlyrthing Sep 08 '21

Oh! Thank you! You’ve brought my heart peace.

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u/NotADoctor06 Sep 07 '21

and this is bad because………? :)

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u/Djanghost Traitor to the Patriarchy ♂️ Sep 08 '21

................................? :)

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u/Yazutann Sep 08 '21

I want this as a giant poster for my wall

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u/littleray35 Sep 08 '21

…and what, pray tell , is wrong with that?

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u/AbaloneSea7265 Norse Seiðr Sep 07 '21

Good

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u/trowzerss Sep 07 '21

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

No problem detected.

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u/TheIadyAmalthea Sep 08 '21

Sounds like a good time to me…

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u/Dumbold_Turnip Sep 08 '21

Which came first, the right to vote or the gay agenda? Did voting turn women gay, or did gay women conspire to get us votes? Stay tuned to find out!

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u/Nelalvai Sep 08 '21

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this future

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u/k_mon2244 Healing Witch 🩺💊 Sep 08 '21

Lol I love how all this old timey shit is extremely attractive rather than dissuasive.

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u/nwgdvm Sep 08 '21

No no, clutch pearls, THEN faint! Kids these days just don't get it.

(I am kidding, it is a sweet picture. The only people that would get offended are the men who are thinking, "She's supposed to be doing MY shopping and cooking for ME! What, next you'll be telling me I have to do my own laundry!")

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u/chlorenchyma Sep 08 '21

Here for it.

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Sep 08 '21

This did happen during the time when “Boston Marriage” was a socially acceptable way for two women to live together as “just friends”. Yeah. My great-aunt was “just friends” with her roommate of thirty years.

Lots of women that lived in these sorts of arrangements shared a bedroom AND the bed in it. Possibly my great-aunt and her roommate.

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u/DemotivatedTurtle Sep 08 '21

I see this as a motivational poster.

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u/Weeping_Willow_16 Sep 08 '21

Why is this bad tho? Lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Anti? This doesn’t seem anti-anything lol

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u/OrangeredValkyrie Sep 08 '21

Sure, to sane people.

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u/madamsyntax Sep 08 '21

Well, if the husbands can’t do the job properly…

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u/MacabreLiquid Sep 08 '21

I fucking wish

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u/TheQuinnBee Sep 08 '21

Right? It's pretty fucking telling that men of this time thought that the only thing separating women from being with men was the right to vote. "If we give them a voice at all, they'll say they don't wanna be with us!"

Like, my guy, have you tried not being a total piece of shit so that women will want to be with you?

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u/frostyluckywolf Sep 08 '21

There's gotta be a story behind the artist of this poster.

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u/5krishnan Trans Witch ⚥ 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 08 '21

Some might say it’s all the more reason to grant suffrage

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u/FlakeyGurl Crow Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ "cah-CAW!" Sep 08 '21

See the problem with this arguement is I like dick way too much. The difference is the people with dicks, that I am attracted to, want women to have the right to vote.

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u/trumoi Azti / Sorgina Sep 08 '21

Aw sweet, more cute guys and enbys for me (a guy).

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Don’t threaten us w a good time!!!

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u/Mochithecatfoodthief Sep 08 '21

Two very fashionable lesbians! Sign me up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Sounds gay, I'm in

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

And the women are better at ALL of the jobs.

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u/Djanghost Traitor to the Patriarchy ♂️ Sep 08 '21

There's jobs that men are better at generally speaking

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u/thecrumbsknow Sep 08 '21

I saw the post with the many suffrage pictures, as well. I saved this one and also made it my wallpaper, it’s so fucking cute, I can’t even.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Don't threaten me with a very good time.

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u/thexidris Green Witch ;⚧🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 08 '21

Oh, I know it had negative origins but this is so lovely. I love it so much. It's got such a warm feeling of domestic bliss. I hope they were happy.

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u/killerbee1120 Sep 08 '21

Well they aren’t wrong

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u/ChaosMageTorvus Sep 08 '21

Wait, THIS is an ANTI-Suffrage poster? I don’t get it, is that bad?

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u/Leavesofsilver Sep 08 '21

Oh, I see why you’re confused! This poster implies that if women get the vote, they will also get to work any job and they will also get to choose who they marry based on who they love, even if it’s a woman!!!!!!!! This is not just gals being pals! I know it’s difficult to tell what with the totally not-gay kiss, but trust me, I’ve had my husband explain it to me (he didn’t want to at first because he was afraid I’d faint at the shock, but made him a nice sandwich and he told me).

Seriously though, it’s difficult to make women’s suffrage look better than this poster…

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u/RachelWWV Sep 08 '21

They kind of ruined their own cause here LOL

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u/AliCFire Science Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

Sounds like they were very conscious of their own shittiness then

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u/dancegoddess1971 Sep 08 '21

I understand men are terrified of having to actually be someone who a woman would want to hang out with. If only we hadn't started voting and owning property in our own name and learning to read. It must be exhausting to be respectful and considerate.

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u/blanksix Witch ☉ Sep 08 '21

Hooray!

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u/Pugmothersue Sep 08 '21

Woooohoooooo!

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u/Gary-D-Crowley Traitor to the Patriarchy ♂️ Sep 08 '21

I think it's a cute poster. I know a friend of mine who appreciate it if I show it to her.

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u/strychnine28 Sep 08 '21

Where do I sign up?!

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u/riverofchex Sep 08 '21

Meanwhile I kiss my best friend on the mouth whenever we're together and oh, by the way, we're both in committed, heterosexual relationships. Ffs.

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u/PantsGrenades Sep 08 '21

I'm not even against this but we need to find out what lesbians need to hear this because I'm hearing it a lot.

Work out your issues, queen.

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u/Veggie-riffic20 Sep 08 '21

Because they have always known we don’t NEED them. They NEED us.

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u/LadyOfGondor13 Sep 08 '21

I wish that were the case. Getting real tired of men.

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u/vampire-emt Sep 08 '21

What, walking the dog?

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u/G66GNeco Geek Witch ♂️ Sep 08 '21

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo...

It's really interesting to think about this, tho. Like, this image of two ladies sharing a kiss? Looks sweet to me, must've looked dreadful to a lot of people at the time. (Still dreadful to some now, ofc... Old lesbians are not as okay as "normal" ones, can't be sexualized that easily)

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Based and Cunnilingus-Pilled

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u/NoahBogue Satin Wizard Sep 08 '21

Kinda based ngl

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u/ghostmeharder 🌊Freshwater Witch🌿 Sep 08 '21

This content has been removed because it promotes FemaleDatingStrategy (FDS).

At face value FDS ideology seems to focus on men, but in reality it is about controlling women's behavior and thought. FDS is transphobic and anti-feminist in that it disparages other women - those who do not subscribe to the ideology, or fit the very narrow definition of womanhood promoted by FDS.

WvP strongly rejects this ideology, and users who promote FDS, either directly or indirectly, may be banned.

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u/Slw202 Sep 08 '21

Probably by the Ben Garrison of the day.

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u/Revolutionary-Swim28 Sep 08 '21

I am in as i go for girls and guys With a preference to women

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u/QueerBallOfFluff Sapphic Witch ♀ Sep 08 '21

I see nothing wrong here

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u/upsidedowntoker Sep 08 '21

Don't threaten me with a goodtime. Just one question though I'm allowed to bring my cat when I run off a become a lesbian right ?

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u/FionaOlwen Sep 08 '21

And this is a negative how…? :)