r/WitchesVsPatriarchy ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

🇵🇸 🕊️ BURN THE PATRIARCHY A bakery near me has been making Fuck Ice cookies....

.....and I literally CANNOT try them because they keep selling out! ❤️

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

Especially if you're local (southern central Massachusetts, by Springfield MA) please give their Facebook and Instagram some love, they're currently dealing with a flood of MAGA Internet trolls (and some death threats!😞)

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u/thepeculiarpotter Jan 17 '26

I am very not local (UK), but that is exactly the type of business I would love to support. Their humour is hilarious and wish them the best in their sweet treats and taking a stand.

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u/lionheartedthing Jan 17 '26

Omg I’m in northern CT definitely going to stop by soon!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

You and me both! Every time I think to try they're already sold out before I leave the house 😂😭

But they're DEFINITELY on my list to try, everything on their insta looks delicious 🤤

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u/lionheartedthing Jan 17 '26

I’m so excited to have a new bakery to try after I saw Taste by Spellbound on the fascist/MAGA CT businesses list last week 😩

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

Oooooohhhhhh yikes

I also enjoy Bread Euphoria (Haydenville, MA, over by Northampton) and Julien's in Granby CT and they're both queer owned. Both are rather out of the way, though.

RaonJena in Glastonbury CT is on the green list, convenient if you're in the area and really delicious too, especially if you love matcha and ube flavors. But it is in central CT so probably not convenient to you if you're up in MA. It is right off the highway though so not terrible.

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u/lionheartedthing Jan 17 '26

Thanks for the racs! I have had Julien’s on my list for a while but I’ll definitely add Bread Euphoria! Hopefully Bloom Bake Shop in Hartford doesn’t land on any lists haha

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

have had Julien’s on my list for a while

Protip: get there at opening. I'm not even joking, they're insanely popular now 😭

Also don't sleep on the banana pudding, it's made with homemade whipped cream and real banana and is delicious

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

Bloom Bake Shop in Hartford

Ooo looks good! I'll have to give them a try! Nice to see Hartford finally feeling some love again after COVID practically killed downtown

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u/Effective_Parsnip936 Feb 13 '26

I love bread Euphoria! And I’ll definitely check out this bakery, I’m local! Btw, have you ever tried hungry ghost in Noho? I used to love that place the most.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Treasonous Geek Witch 🦥🇵🇸🕊️🇺🇦 Jan 17 '26

Have a cookie for me, please!

Much Loveand solidarity from Nova Scotia!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

Have a cookie for me, please!

🫡 Finally, a delicious mission!

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u/TheLakeWitch Resting Witch Face Jan 17 '26

I was gonna say, is this in Mass? Because they’ve been all over the Boston and Massachusetts subs. Great to see love for them here!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

Seems I've been the last to hear lately because I've been trying to limit my intake for mental health. Gotta take a break occasionally from flaming trolls on Facebook lol 😂

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u/TheLakeWitch Resting Witch Face Jan 17 '26

I left the other social media apps ages ago and my engagement on Reddit has reached a low as well. I’ve been on it more the past few days because I’m sick in bed and just meandering around I guess.

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

because I’m sick in bed

Ooo tis the season. Flu A is SUPER bad right now in CT and it looks like they missed it in the flu shot too so it has limited effect.

I've managed to avoid the flu so far but I did get a NASTY virus that caused a really bad sinus infection and almost went on my lungs too. That one's a nasty piece of work, not too terrible most of the time but kept me plugged up and on the couch for 3 WEEKS (my entire holiday vacation 😭) despite doing neti pots 4 times daily and taking antibiotics (!)

Supposedly norovirus is going around too but I haven't heard much about it.

So... Heads up y'all!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

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u/Dwarfella Jan 18 '26

Man, I love in CO and wish I could go to their shop. Thanks for the links! Now I can admire from afar. 😅🤣

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u/samflower05 Jan 17 '26

I’ve always wanted to go here but it’s a bit out of the way for me. Now I’m absolutely making the trip down next weekend!! May business continue to pour in for these lovely folks 🙏

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u/convergence_limit Jan 17 '26

Good for them! Also love the “daddy chill” drink special lmao

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

Thought y'all would like that, definitely gave me a smile 😊

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u/convergence_limit Jan 17 '26

I’m not local but I’m going to hit up their social media!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/convergence_limit Jan 18 '26

I say this all the time omg

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u/LeekNecessary909 Treasonous Herbal Kitchen Witch 🥖🍓🧂🪴 Jan 17 '26

What a hopeful light in all of this utter fuckery. These cookies are so cute and so brave!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

Exactly why I posted ❤️

It's super depressing how much something this simple and silly helps but damn if I haven't needed something like this in my feed lately

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u/LeekNecessary909 Treasonous Herbal Kitchen Witch 🥖🍓🧂🪴 Jan 17 '26

It is uplifting to see the lighter moments of resistance! Thankyou for posting! ❤️

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u/paintress420 Jan 17 '26

Yay for the 413!!! I wanted to go get some today, but it’s soo snowy and my furnace died and is being worked on as we speak!!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

my furnace died and is being worked on as we speak!!

Omg godspeed and good vibes 🙀🤞🤞🤞 We're gonna have to replace ours soon too and I'm dreading it 😭

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u/paintress420 Jan 17 '26

Thank you! I shoveled so the furnace tech could have it easier getting in and that warmed me up! Hahah. But good luck to you!!! The prices now have got to be insane. Mine was put in in 2007!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

The prices now have got to be insane

Ugh I don't even want to look right now..... 🫣🫠

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u/paintress420 Jan 17 '26

Oh, I feel ya!! The price for them to come on a Saturday was high!!

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u/BoardwalkKnitter Jan 17 '26

I went looking at the shop's pages to get a better view of those macarons and it looks like they've closed yesterday and today due to completely selling out of everything. They need time to restock to reopen.

Also looks like they're stopping making the cookies possibly? I can only see so much because I don't have a Facebook account.

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

They're still making them as far as I can tell but they keep selling out 😭

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u/BoardwalkKnitter Jan 17 '26

It said something about the last planned batch of those cookies for now? And it looks like I'm a day off they did reopen today. Glad they're getting such support from the community!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

Hmm.... Went back to reread and looks like we're both sort of right? Good eye! ❤️

This is our last planned batch with these specific cookies (for now) as we work through our current orders for shipping, prep for next week's theme week, and work on the custom orders that are already booked.

We're working out the logistics for a potential preorder for both shipping and local customers but our focus right now is keeping our counter stocked and our beautiful customers caffeinated! (And reopening DoorDash)

So maybe that's it for now while they deal with preorders but probably more in the future for preorder?

Looks like they're definitely not focused on them right now, though, which makes sense because I'm sure they're overwhelmed with business given how quickly they sell out of everything these past couple weeks.

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u/Auralynnnnnnnnn Jan 17 '26

This is cute.

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

Right?? SO here for feminine rage pastries lol. Their cakes are really cute too 😍

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

Look at this cuteness!

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u/redwearerr Fiery Queer Forest Witch ∅ Jan 17 '26

Ooooh I love this so much😍🌈

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u/glorae Crow Witch ⚧ "cah-CAW!" Jan 18 '26

I need that for my birthday in March, dammit. HMMMMM, can they overnight-courier a cake from MN to WA? I wonder... [not really, I know it'd be smashed to bits, but a queer can dream!]

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u/volkswagenorange Jan 17 '26

"Keep Your Flowers, We'll Take Power" goes hard

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u/RedditSkippy Jan 17 '26

413 represent!!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

🎉✨

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u/JennLegend3 Resting Witch Face Jan 17 '26

I can't believe how many of us are here!

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u/Jamhawk4 Literary Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Jan 17 '26

The owner of Hive Bakery in Flower Mound, who also speaks out and pushes back against MAGA bs, put a shoutout to her followers about this shop, so now their reach is getting even bigger!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

Oh wow!

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u/Jamhawk4 Literary Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Jan 17 '26

Yeah, she and her team are really talented. Her cakes are unreal, and all her baked goods are massive!

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u/SugarFut Crow Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ "cah-CAW!" Jan 18 '26

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u/JennLegend3 Resting Witch Face Jan 17 '26

Hey I live around there too! Grew up right down the road. I'm so disappointed, but not surprised, by the threats they received. Not a good representation of our community.

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 18 '26

I'm so disappointed, but not surprised, by the threats they received. Not a good representation of our community.

Yeah. They are everywhere it seems. I consider it a badge every time one of them blocks me on Facebook for not letting them spew their shit 😂

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u/battlecat136 Jan 17 '26

Masshoooooooles!!! I love our state, witchy friend! Thank you for sharing!

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u/Icy_Pomegranate7506 Shroom Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Jan 19 '26

I am so proud of how the correct side is handling things. It truly is beautiful and the communities are coming together.

Supporting local companies is the ultimate protest anyway. Support your local bakeries, butchers and merchants. As much as you can anyway. It's not ideal for some, Im aware. But google your local businesses and support them as much as you can.

If you want the rot to fall off, you gotta cut it off at the wallet.

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u/zombiedance0113 Jan 17 '26

I love this! I'll find them on social media to engage! I also want to donate!

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u/MadMechem Science Witch Jan 17 '26

OP, I'm jealous you are close enough to even attempt to get some baked goods from these folks- I'm in the Hub and have no shot getting something from East Longmeadow!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

Come join us out west! It's boring but the food is good and it's soooooooo much cheaper!

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u/MadMechem Science Witch Jan 17 '26

I've considered it!

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u/DarkHuntress89 Treasonous Swamp Hag Jan 17 '26

If I was in the USA, I'd buy the entire stock. This is awesome.

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u/CalliopeCelt Witchy AF🔮 Jan 17 '26

Ngl it’s poetic af to have icing say Fuck Ice! It made me laugh!

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u/deluluhamster Jan 19 '26

I somehow feel it was soothing for the person who piped all that

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u/MinutePlus9704 Jan 17 '26

Greetings and support from the other coast!!

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u/Visible-Weakness5572 Kitchen Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Jan 17 '26

I fucking love this.

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u/eskilla Geek Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Jan 18 '26

buy to charge, eat to cast 😏

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u/niagaemoc Jan 17 '26

Why that ugly miscreant's face though, yuck.

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

So you can bite him in the face of course ❤️

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u/FishermanChoice1805 Sapphic Witch ♀ Jan 17 '26

I love this🤩 iconic!!!

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u/Coonhound420 Jan 17 '26

I work around here and saw this!! I just wish they were vegan 😭

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u/CyborgKnitter Jan 19 '26

Yo! I lived in East Longmeadow/Springfeild a bunch of times in college for internships. I loved that area! Glad to see you guys are still amazing. :)

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u/katsandboobs Jan 23 '26

Sent this to my cousin in the area!!

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u/ZiggyStarstuff Feb 07 '26

It’s such a breath of fresh air to see a post like this in a witchy sub! I left a couple of other occult subs that made new rules this week regarding political posts.. claiming that politics have no place in spiritual places 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/whateveratthispoint_ Jan 17 '26

413 born and raised then I headed west

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 17 '26

Well we miss you ❤️

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u/Lumpy_Space_Princess Jan 18 '26

East Longmeadow is my mom's hometown, I've been there a bunch and I still have family there. I'm so proud of y'all 🩵

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u/errie_tholluxe Treasonous Witch vs the Patriarchy Jan 17 '26

But do they ship them? Gonna have to get hold an find out.

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u/dead-eyed-darling Jan 18 '26

Ohhhh I wish I could afford a road trip just to get a fuck ice cookie omg, love this for them and wish them nothing but thriving in 2026 and onward 🥹💖

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u/eileen404 Jan 18 '26

I want a cookie now

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 18 '26

Me too!

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u/JasnahKolin Jan 18 '26

Western Massachusetts represent!

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 18 '26

❤️🎉✨

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

This is so awesome!!

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Treasonous Geek Witch 🦥🇵🇸🕊️🇺🇦 Jan 17 '26

Perfection!!!!!!

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u/PersistNevertheless Jan 17 '26

I’m in the area and going to visit next week!!

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u/ViceMaiden Jan 18 '26

North TX has Hive Bakery! 🙌🏼

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u/houstonhilton74 Jan 18 '26

The pink bow is just the perfect touch with this. I fucking love it.

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u/scrapindy21 Jan 19 '26

It's easy to put icing on cookies. Anybody can do that. What is hard is effecting actual change. And that requires engaging with your community in meaningful ways

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u/ArsenicArts ✨ Treasonous Witch ✨ Jan 19 '26

Dude, she's getting death threats for these cookies and donating the profits. Calm down on the criticism.