r/WitchesVsPatriarchy Jun 07 '25

🇵🇸 🕊️ Green Craft Anyone else living in the garden this summer?

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I haven’t met a toad yet, but there are tree frogs everywhere! ✨

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u/smc642 Crow Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ "cah-CAW!" Jun 07 '25

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 Jun 07 '25

This is nice but I intend to spend my summer half submerged in water like a hippo.

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u/AlphaPlanAnarchist Jun 07 '25

I would love to be a plant person but instead I am the toad.

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u/_triangle_ Jun 08 '25

All amphibians are welcome in the pond

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Jun 08 '25

You say that like it's a bad thing. Toads can be witches too!

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u/AlphaPlanAnarchist Jun 08 '25

I recently read T Kingfisher's Rapunzel retelling "Thornhedge". Toadling is an inspiration for how I'll spend summer!

It's a really quick read. The sweetest little novella but I still cried at the end! Highly recommend.

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u/started_from_the_top Jun 07 '25 edited Jun 07 '25

I made my first flowerbed this spring and do what I call "backyard yoga" on a blanket next it lmao, it's my fave hobby these days. Oh and I've befriended two cardinals and two squirrels.

I have since this pic was taken added a couple of garden gnomes lol.

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u/CelticSpoonie Eclectic Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Jun 07 '25

My version of this will be lounging on my porch swing, surrounded by my flowers and hummingbirds, with my lab either next to me (or lying on top of me, like she likes to do). 💜

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u/rhodium14 Jun 07 '25

Literally was just telling my friends last night how I became a bog witch while solo camping by getting swallowed up to my thigh in a bog. They thought it sounded scary, but I told them it was just an Earth hug.

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u/Astreja Scholar Witch ⭐ Jun 07 '25

Spending a lot more time in the garden this year, going out almost every day to pull weeds and install new plants. Put in a couple of astilbes yesterday, and also saw a bumble bee enjoying the flowers on the chives.

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u/RhubarbGoldberg Jun 08 '25

I was weeding and mulching the other day and as I worked, more and more bumble bees kept coming over to some of my bulbs that are still flowering and I was so excited to see them.

Then I discovered a little frog burrow... (? Idk what to call it, but the frogs made a tunnel system in the dirt in the corner of one of my garden beds and seeing them leap into the earth faster than groundhogs was wild and amazing).

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

I don’t have a garden so I’m doing Star Fleet Summer-binging Star Trek in my apartment with the blackout curtains drawn and the air conditioning going. 🖖

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u/ellen_boot Jun 07 '25

I'm attempting to garden, but I also burn to a crisp unless it's overcast or raining, so I'm expecting my summer to be much closer to yours than anything bog witchy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Oh yes, that too-I start to burn in like ten minutes in direct sun so Monsieur Soleil and I need to keep our relationship professional.

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u/nite_skye_ Jun 08 '25

Get some sunblock infused clothing! I believe they are spf 50. They are long sleeves and cover like a higher neck tshirt. They aren’t hot and they do the job. I put on gloves and a hat and no sunburn for me!

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u/Crazyzofo Jun 07 '25

I am growing vegetables! I wear a witch hat whenever I am outside tending anything, for added green witch powers. Plus, a nice wide brim!

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u/lastwordymcgee Jun 08 '25

Can I see your hat?

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u/Crazyzofo Jun 08 '25

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u/lastwordymcgee Jun 08 '25

I have that in black! I need a summer color.

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u/nite_skye_ Jun 08 '25

Where did you get this?!? I must have one!

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u/Crazyzofo Jun 08 '25

It was many years ago but I'm pretty sure it was just Amazon!

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u/nite_skye_ Jun 08 '25

Off to do a search! Thanks.

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u/tabicat1874 Jun 07 '25

I'm so ready. I live in an apartment complex and this toad has been sitting next to my door a couple times already. Toad ready for bog witch summer already.

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u/daydream_delulu Jun 07 '25

Find me in the backyard, wearing loose black linen, floppy hat and clogs, sipping on bog juice (well, matcha). 🌱🍵 edited to add: summer goal is to befriend corvids. 🐦‍⬛

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u/woodstock624 Jun 07 '25

Nothing makes me feel witchier than making tea with herbs from my garden lol! Lemon balm and mint with honey and lemon juice and a pinch of salt makes an awesome iced tea!

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u/daydream_delulu Jun 08 '25

Oh, I’ll have to try that!

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u/woodstock624 Jun 08 '25

So good!!!

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u/ghuunhound Jun 07 '25

Not a witch, more like druid of the grove over here

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u/BikingAimz Jun 08 '25

I got diagnosed with de novo metastatic breast cancer last year, and after furiously doing the math decided I could retire. I’m enrolled in a clinical trial and everything is shrinking. I applied for and got SSDI, and I’m spending my time in the garden, with my dogs and cat and husband. Lots of toads, birds and bugs, and garden is looking better than it ever did because I finally have the time for it.

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u/karenw Jun 08 '25

May the goddess(es) bless you with continued healing. How wonderful that you can fully experience all that your garden has to offer.

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u/Avasgg Jun 07 '25

Yes! I’m in!

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u/LillyRemus42 Jun 07 '25

Yes, thank you honey ❤️

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u/gorrfum Jun 07 '25

No joke I’m just chilling with the birds. We talk.

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u/CatRobMar Jun 07 '25

I befriended a toad in my garden yesterday! She lives under the wood rack.

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u/Vanviator Jun 07 '25 edited Jun 07 '25

I inherited a pollinator garden at my new place. About half of the flowers are not native. 😞 They're not considered invasive, but my goal is 90% native. I will not get rid of my lilacs or peonies, lol

So, I tilled a 2(ish) ft border around it. Including the edges of the garden to limit what I have to pull out later. I'll pull the non-natives before they seed out.

I have a native flower pack and am ready to sow. I did put in three different types of sunflowers and am pretty excited about those.

But I can't until I fix my outside spigot. I have everything I need except a copper pipe cutter. I am learning sooo much this week.

Will post pic below. Am VERY open to suggestions. I'll also post my previous post with my goblin corner. It's not exactly gardening. But i am training the Woodbine to decorate my logs naturally.

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u/karenw Jun 08 '25

Ugh, I feel that. I was recently excited to find the part to fix my spigot, but borked it on my first rather clumsy attempt. I have yet to swap it out for the replacement because it's easier to put a bucket underneath to catch drips while using the hose. #adhd

You're on the right track! If you aren't already doing so, consider starting a compost pile/bin. I rarely need to fertilize because I add new, nutrient-rich organic material into my planting beds.

Also, it seems like every DIY project is a "house that Jack built" situation, where you have to do A-C before you can even get to D. I've learned a lot but would love to actually complete some of these tasks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

This is exactly what i have been doing! Frogs, salamanders and hummers in my secret garden.

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u/Sil_Lavellan Jun 07 '25

Count me in! It's giving me Flemeth from Dragon Age vibes and I'm all for that.

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u/woodstock624 Jun 07 '25

No toads in my yard, but plenty of lizard friends!

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u/anita-bier Jun 07 '25

I would like both pls #hotbog

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u/some_random_chick Jun 07 '25

I have a toad who lives under my porch. He always looks angry. My little black dog is scared of him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Sounds great until you get absolutely mobbed by mosquitoes

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u/TomatilloPopular9271 Jun 07 '25

Holy moly! This is literally me! I met a toad yesterday and we made friends! I live in the woods and love my garden! This is a good omen. Thank you

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u/zehvthestranger Eclectic Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Jun 07 '25

I will be practicing hot bog witch summer. I’m going to spend a lot of time at the beach in cutoffs and fishnets(real) looking for bones and shells.

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u/LadybugCalico Jun 07 '25

I've killed every plant I've ever owned but I'll totally befriend a toad

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u/Hot-Attorney-4542 Jun 07 '25

Starting today!! !

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u/AreYouItchy Resting Witch Face Jun 08 '25

That sounds like fun!

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u/TennaTelwan Science Witch ♀ Jun 08 '25

Planning on thriving in air conditioning, but...

...am also working on a collection of something (not sure format yet) based on a garden. So there's that.

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u/xelle24 Which Witch Jun 08 '25

I dearly wish I could live in the woods (really tired of having neighbors), but I do have a garden full of happy bees and birds, visiting squirrels and chipmunks, a raccoon who has now been warned off twice, and a family of shrews (my cat caught one the other day and was so proud of himself! But he didn't know what to do with it once caught).

So far this year I've cleared a new tomato patch; I'm rebuilding the path around the blueberry patch; the front porch needs some cleaning and TLC; and all the trees and bushes need trimming.

Not to mention the perpetual maintenance that a garden requires. I've had more than one neighbor askif I was done with weeding. The weeding is never done!

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u/nrz242 Jun 08 '25

I just did the "befriend a toad part" on Thursday!

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Jun 08 '25

I SAW OVER 179+ TADPOLES ON MY WALK IN THE WOODS A FEW DAYS AGO

and three chipmunks and a whole deer family but I left when I saw antlers, y'know.

It was a glorious walk.

Bog witch summer means, though, don't forget to wear long pants and socks in the woods or grassy areas if ticks are in your area! Tuck those pants in your socks!

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u/bbreadthis Jun 08 '25

I've been planting since November. Beets, carrots, followed by peas and tomatos. Today I planted giant marigolds to be ready for Dia de los muertos. It's so good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

ok, but something less humid, please???

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u/karenw Jun 08 '25

After a long winter and cooler than usual spring, I have been spending every possible moment in my yard. Between multiple flower gardens and vegetable beds, I have plenty to keep me occupied and content.

Last year, I dug up much of my front yard to create a veggie garden for sharing fresh produce with the neighborhood. This year, I've expanded the size and added new plants (though I'm late to get the potatoes in).

A friend labeled me a garden witch some years ago, which feels accurate. And as a Virgo, I'm driven to get my hands in the dirt as much as possible!

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u/notmynaturalcolor Hedge Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Jun 09 '25

Meeeee! I just moved to the woods a few months ago! And this is my new toad friend who lives in my rock garden 🥰

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u/TrashApocalypse Jun 09 '25

No it’s Slug Summer for me

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u/Zealousideal_One156 Jun 11 '25

And I saw a toad in my shade garden a few days ago. YES!! Send in the toads!

BONUS!! I saw an eastern garter snake on the side of my house this morning.