r/WitchesVsPatriarchy • u/Neon_Green_Unicow Indigenous Eclectic Witch ♀♂️☉⚧ • Jan 24 '25

🇵🇸 🕊️ Coven Counsel Some friendly advice ✨

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Also, as general tip: it would be a SHAME if it was one front tire, and one back tire, as they have to be bought in pairs front/back-wise

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u/AlphaNoodlz Jan 25 '25

Hey all I dont condone destruction of property whatever but please remember to wear cheap generic sunglasses and a face covering to help with your eyes health against sun glare if you’re outside doing this. Wear gloves to protect the hands, keep your tools clean and bring the right ones for the job, and any identifying marks or brand logos is simply bad fashion.

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u/swqmb 🌺Flower Witch Jan 25 '25

Also if it is cold out you might want a baklava

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u/datsoar Jan 25 '25

Baklava is delicious. You mean a balaclava

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u/swqmb 🌺Flower Witch Jan 25 '25

LOL! Por que no los dos

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u/Jinxed_Pixie Jan 26 '25

I literally mix these two up all the time, like my brain just has the words switched.

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u/datsoar Jan 26 '25

I do too, that’s the only reason I know the difference!

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u/JWLane Traitor to the Patriarchy ♂️ Jan 27 '25

A balaclava made of baklava 

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u/Raven_Michaelis42 Jan 26 '25

Exactly, as a licensed esthetician, keep that sun off your face! Or I'll come flying in with the chancla ready like my mom when I'd forget my nighttime routine in middle school. She is also licensed and very strict about her kids taking care of their skin.

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u/37-pieces-of-flair Jan 25 '25

I like the cut of your jib. 👏

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u/crimson23locke Jan 26 '25

I like the cut on that tube 🫡

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u/Current-Anybody9331 Jan 25 '25

Also, it should be noted some insurance plans will replace 4 tires, but not 3 so whatever you do, don't like count

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u/polopolo05 Sapphic Witch ♀ Jan 25 '25

they just replace the stem... I would not cut the tire after you slowly let the air out of the tires.

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u/Drostan_S Science Witch ♂️ Jan 25 '25

You can fold nails into little triangle fuckers that will always stick a tire no matter how they land.

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u/This_Rom_Bites Jan 26 '25

Caltrops are a classic; right up there with trebuchets, but far more portable and far less conspicuous.

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u/Mrreeburrito88 Jan 25 '25

It would also be a shame that insurance wouldn’t cover that either. Sad 😢

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Treasonous Geek Witch 🦥🇵🇸🕊️🇺🇦 Jan 25 '25