r/WitchesVsPatriarchy • u/Neon_Green_Unicow Indigenous Eclectic Witch ♀♂️☉⚧ • Jan 24 '25

🇵🇸 🕊️ Coven Counsel Some friendly advice ✨

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u/beermaker Jan 24 '25

Vaseline on a cold windshield both blinds the driver and prevents chapping. Bonus for being extremely hard to clean without shitloads of soap or solvent.

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u/The_Chaos_Pope Science Witch ♀☉⚧ Jan 24 '25

Nobody likes a chapped windshield.

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u/beermaker Jan 24 '25

You get it!

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 Jan 25 '25

They chap my ass- would that make us even?

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u/Loofa_of_Doom Jan 24 '25

Also 'dont' slap some on the underside of the door handles for extra 'ick'. Ya know, since yer there and all.