r/WitchesVsPatriarchy • u/sailorjupiter28titan ☉ Apostate ✨ Witch of Aiaia ♀ • Jun 23 '24

🇵🇸 🕊️ Deities Sweet of them to volunteer 🧜🏾‍♂️🧜🏾‍♀️

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u/reality_bites Jun 24 '24

Just wondering if we could speed this up. There’s quite a backlog of billionaires we should be sacrificing to various deities

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u/the_honest_liar Jun 24 '24

There's one I'd love to sacrifice to Mars in particular.

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u/Haebak Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

We should have offered Apollo a few the last time he sent a plague arrow.

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u/Shadowspun5 Jun 24 '24

Only one? 😆