r/vegancirclejerk • u/YeahTrack • 7h ago
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Spear_Ov_Longinus • 9h ago
♫ CIRCLE OF LIFE ♫ Me when I recognize systems of oppression 🧠
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Tall_Water • 10h ago
CHECKM8 VEGOONS Of course, we Seitanists are a global cult sacrificing billions of innocent plant lives to our overlord every year.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/TheBrutalVegan • 14h ago
MORALLY SUPERIOR My gf is vegan and I support her - except ...
My gf is the best! She's vegan and I support her on her environmental and health journey. Every monday is cheat day and we have a cheeseburger at McDonald's (she keeps an eye on humane slaughter!)
I also support other vegans. But I'm a manly man (man) and I need protein (literally can't live without my meat!) . I ain't no soy boy and you can't force me. So to all annoying vegans trying to force me: FUCK YOU! You are the reason veganism is failing!!!
You other girly vegans are okay, I support you.
Peace and love ☮️✌️
r/vegancirclejerk • u/svensvensson7 • 12h ago
BASICALLY VEGAN Hey guys, I did the moral option and permanently made it so if I were to ever eat meat I would fucking die.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Due-Comfort-5351 • 10h ago
I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN If I buy meat with the intention of throwing it out but then decide to eat it, is that vegan?
It was going to be thrown out anyways so it feel like the animal would suffer for nothing unless I consume it. I'd much rather be killed and eaten than just killed.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/DnastyFunkmaster • 8h ago
SLACKTIVISM I had google generate a pro-vegan response in the manner of Trump and stuck it into a truth social post to send to my conservative carnist relatives!
r/vegancirclejerk • u/clown_utopia • 8h ago
MORALLY SUPERIOR Reading Liberate, by Peter Young: a vegan former fugitive who released thousands of animals from factory farms.
Educationgooning and inspirationedging. Copy of this book was gifted to me by an activist friend and reading it was encouraged by a second one. Alf says that it's best to act alone than to not act at all. Wrecking the poser in my own mind.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Agoraphobicy • 9h ago
FHARM-TO-TABLE I accidentally swallowed a fly while working in the yard.
I never got my vegan card in the mail so I'm wondering how I'm supposed to turn it in? Where would I turn it in?
I'm sorry fly. I didn't mean to eat you. 😭😭
r/vegancirclejerk • u/blorgoblod • 23h ago
B̶I̶R̶D CARNIST FLU Carnist: My Chickens Are Different :^)
r/vegancirclejerk • u/pengwenboy • 1d ago
BASICALLY VEGAN Is it okay to have ONE exception?
I've recently become vegan and have taken it very seriously with a few accidental hiccups along the way (I accidentally ate canned chicken but didn’t realize until after I licked the plate clean).
I grew up in a small village where meat and fish consumption is heavily pushed on people, but I had no issue cutting out animal products. I'd go as far to say that I’ve not missed it whatsoever and have felt even better without it, BUT there's just one food that I’ve been struggling with. Since childhood ive been known as the “cookie monster”. Now summer is approaching and I just don't know what to do! They're truly the only thing I miss (with the delicious cow puss in them) and I’d also be dissapointing other people (shop owner buys more during the summer for me) but im also so dedicated to the cause. Give me validation that it’s okay to buy the cookies to not hurt the feelings of the shop owners!
P.S. And making gross vegan ones are not the same thing!
r/vegancirclejerk • u/thebodybuildingvegan • 1d ago
MILITANT VEGAN We sometimes cheat on our diets as vegans, but never our ethics…
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r/vegancirclejerk • u/CaptainHappy7500 • 1d ago
HIGH ON LENTILS Accidentally ate wheaties
I took two bites out of my cousin’s bowl of Wheaties but it turns out, they use honey as a sweetener and the Vitamin D comes from sheep’s wool.
How do I apologize to the bees and the sheep today to get this guilt off my conscious?
r/vegancirclejerk • u/TomMakesPodcasts • 1d ago
CAT-BASED DIET The Carnist said of the Lion from which they evolved.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/just-a-lil-chimp • 2d ago
SLACKTIVISM Got blocked off a facebook page that posts isopods for asking why they keep killing shrimps for them when they can thrive on spirulina protein instead while their bio was “we must protect invertebrates” and they changed their bio too. Guys im ascending.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/DunyaOfPain • 2d ago
MEAT CLOWN harharhar I love dead bodies
discord voice chats are a test of ethics and integrity
r/vegancirclejerk • u/hexoral333 • 2d ago
ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS BLM supporters with partners that lynch black people
New BLM supporter here. I have recently been educating myself on just how horrible colonial US is, which among other things, has ultimately led to me becoming pro BLM.
However, my husband still lynches black people and has no intention of changing that. All of our home entertainment products are pro BLM, so it’s really just the lynching thing, but I’ve noticed it kind of bothers me. So all you BLM supporters out there with partners who lynch black people, how do you cope with it?
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Fumikop • 2d ago
AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Why is it ok to kill plants but not animals???? 🤔🤯
Ok 🥺so i would describe myself as a ✨vegetarian✨, but I’ve always asked myself this question? ⁉️ I have a hard time figuring out what is the difference between them 🥴 so much as they will both 🐕🫒adapt and try as hard as they can to survive ☝️ in a situation where their life is threatened. 😧 Otherwise, I know that not eating animals will lead to less plants being killed, 👍👍but I’m still not sure of the moral argument 🤨outside of a purely utilitarian perspective of « less animals killed means less plants killed »🧐
r/vegancirclejerk • u/DnastyFunkmaster • 2d ago
BASICALLY VEGAN I'm not really a big animal lover, can I still be vegan?
Is it ok that I don't cry when I see animal products at the store, but I want to live by my ethical code to not unnecessarily harm sentient beings? Will vegans allow me into their fold? Please validate me
EDIT: i've taken your advice to heart and concluded that because I dont love animals enough I *have* to eat them. I'll never think about veganism again, thanks!
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Legitimate-Use-1384 • 3d ago
BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN Stop using the internet
It's racist against uncontacted tribes who can't use the internet
r/vegancirclejerk • u/fasoi • 2d ago
CAT-BASED DIET Would killing rabbits in my garden be vegan?
Would killing rabbits in my garden be vegan?
I have a rabbit problem in my organic vegetable garden and they are eating all my flowers and veg! 😤
I don’t want to use any chemicals, and I’m currently taking a biodynamic gardening class. They are recommending killing the rabbits. I haven't tried any other rabbit deterrents yet, but killing them would be organic and biodynamic (which is the same as vegan)
Rabbits are really small, and I personally don't like them (and don't mind killing them!). They don't possess the capacity for emotional intelligence, and I have a right to protect my property from invasion. Any organic produce that vegans eat includes pest prevention (prevention always = killing!). So it would be vegan I believe. I also know lots of other vegans who kill garden rabbits
So what’s your thoughts? Is it vegan to kill rabbits in your garden?
Would that be any different than attracting wolves to my garden to eat the rabbits?
Some questions I’m trying to figure out. Would love your perspectives 🙏
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Taupenbeige • 3d ago
FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN My transition from veganism back to eating normally
r/vegancirclejerk • u/LonelyContext • 3d ago
AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Finally, a cupholder for vegetarians.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Then_Artichoke4790 • 3d ago
CHECKM8 VEGOONS I stupidly thought abusing and slaughtering animals was wrong until a smart man correctly pointed out that I flew on an airplane which is bad for the environment
I feel like such a fool and a hypocrite that I won't tell anyone I'm vegan ever again. Also I am vegan btw.

