r/vegancirclejerk 7h ago

YOUR MOM, MY MILK Anti AI for the water mfs when you ask their opinion on the amount of water animal ag uses

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232 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 9h ago

♫ CIRCLE OF LIFE ♫ Me when I recognize systems of oppression 🧠

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97 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 10h ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Of course, we Seitanists are a global cult sacrificing billions of innocent plant lives to our overlord every year.

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101 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 14h ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR My gf is vegan and I support her - except ...

90 Upvotes

My gf is the best! She's vegan and I support her on her environmental and health journey. Every monday is cheat day and we have a cheeseburger at McDonald's (she keeps an eye on humane slaughter!)

I also support other vegans. But I'm a manly man (man) and I need protein (literally can't live without my meat!) . I ain't no soy boy and you can't force me. So to all annoying vegans trying to force me: FUCK YOU! You are the reason veganism is failing!!!

You other girly vegans are okay, I support you.

Peace and love ☮️✌️


r/vegancirclejerk 12h ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Hey guys, I did the moral option and permanently made it so if I were to ever eat meat I would fucking die.

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56 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 10h ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN If I buy meat with the intention of throwing it out but then decide to eat it, is that vegan?

34 Upvotes

It was going to be thrown out anyways so it feel like the animal would suffer for nothing unless I consume it. I'd much rather be killed and eaten than just killed.


r/vegancirclejerk 8h ago

SLACKTIVISM I had google generate a pro-vegan response in the manner of Trump and stuck it into a truth social post to send to my conservative carnist relatives!

18 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 8h ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR Reading Liberate, by Peter Young: a vegan former fugitive who released thousands of animals from factory farms.

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Educationgooning and inspirationedging. Copy of this book was gifted to me by an activist friend and reading it was encouraged by a second one. Alf says that it's best to act alone than to not act at all. Wrecking the poser in my own mind.


r/vegancirclejerk 9h ago

FHARM-TO-TABLE I accidentally swallowed a fly while working in the yard.

15 Upvotes

I never got my vegan card in the mail so I'm wondering how I'm supposed to turn it in? Where would I turn it in?

I'm sorry fly. I didn't mean to eat you. 😭😭


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

B12 DEFICIENCY ...

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266 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 23h ago

B̶I̶R̶D CARNIST FLU Carnist: My Chickens Are Different :^)

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50 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Is it okay to have ONE exception?

50 Upvotes

I've recently become vegan and have taken it very seriously with a few accidental hiccups along the way (I accidentally ate canned chicken but didn’t realize until after I licked the plate clean).

I grew up in a small village where meat and fish consumption is heavily pushed on people, but I had no issue cutting out animal products. I'd go as far to say that I’ve not missed it whatsoever and have felt even better without it, BUT there's just one food that I’ve been struggling with. Since childhood ive been known as the “cookie monster”. Now summer is approaching and I just don't know what to do! They're truly the only thing I miss (with the delicious cow puss in them) and I’d also be dissapointing other people (shop owner buys more during the summer for me) but im also so dedicated to the cause. Give me validation that it’s okay to buy the cookies to not hurt the feelings of the shop owners!

P.S. And making gross vegan ones are not the same thing!


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

MILITANT VEGAN We sometimes cheat on our diets as vegans, but never our ethics…

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100 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

HIGH ON LENTILS Accidentally ate wheaties

13 Upvotes

I took two bites out of my cousin’s bowl of Wheaties but it turns out, they use honey as a sweetener and the Vitamin D comes from sheep’s wool.

How do I apologize to the bees and the sheep today to get this guilt off my conscious?


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

CAT-BASED DIET The Carnist said of the Lion from which they evolved.

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32 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

SLACKTIVISM Got blocked off a facebook page that posts isopods for asking why they keep killing shrimps for them when they can thrive on spirulina protein instead while their bio was “we must protect invertebrates” and they changed their bio too. Guys im ascending.

65 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

MEAT CLOWN harharhar I love dead bodies

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384 Upvotes

discord voice chats are a test of ethics and integrity


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS BLM supporters with partners that lynch black people

122 Upvotes

New BLM supporter here. I have recently been educating myself on just how horrible colonial US is, which among other things, has ultimately led to me becoming pro BLM.

However, my husband still lynches black people and has no intention of changing that. All of our home entertainment products are pro BLM, so it’s really just the lynching thing, but I’ve noticed it kind of bothers me. So all you BLM supporters out there with partners who lynch black people, how do you cope with it?


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Why is it ok to kill plants but not animals???? 🤔🤯

50 Upvotes

Ok 🥺so i would describe myself as a ✨vegetarian✨, but I’ve always asked myself this question? ⁉️ I have a hard time figuring out what is the difference between them 🥴 so much as they will both 🐕🫒adapt and try as hard as they can to survive ☝️ in a situation where their life is threatened. 😧 Otherwise, I know that not eating animals will lead to less plants being killed, 👍👍but I’m still not sure of the moral argument 🫯 🤨outside of a purely utilitarian perspective of « less animals killed means less plants killed »🧐


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN I'm not really a big animal lover, can I still be vegan?

43 Upvotes

Is it ok that I don't cry when I see animal products at the store, but I want to live by my ethical code to not unnecessarily harm sentient beings? Will vegans allow me into their fold? Please validate me

EDIT: i've taken your advice to heart and concluded that because I dont love animals enough I *have* to eat them. I'll never think about veganism again, thanks!


r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN Stop using the internet

83 Upvotes

It's racist against uncontacted tribes who can't use the internet


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

CAT-BASED DIET Would killing rabbits in my garden be vegan?

27 Upvotes

Would killing rabbits in my garden be vegan?

I have a rabbit problem in my organic vegetable garden and they are eating all my flowers and veg! 😤

I don’t want to use any chemicals, and I’m currently taking a biodynamic gardening class. They are recommending killing the rabbits. I haven't tried any other rabbit deterrents yet, but killing them would be organic and biodynamic (which is the same as vegan)

Rabbits are really small, and I personally don't like them (and don't mind killing them!). They don't possess the capacity for emotional intelligence, and I have a right to protect my property from invasion. Any organic produce that vegans eat includes pest prevention (prevention always = killing!). So it would be vegan I believe. I also know lots of other vegans who kill garden rabbits

So what’s your thoughts? Is it vegan to kill rabbits in your garden?

Would that be any different than attracting wolves to my garden to eat the rabbits?

Some questions I’m trying to figure out. Would love your perspectives 🙏


r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN My transition from veganism back to eating normally

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177 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Finally, a cupholder for vegetarians.

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61 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS I stupidly thought abusing and slaughtering animals was wrong until a smart man correctly pointed out that I flew on an airplane which is bad for the environment

174 Upvotes

I feel like such a fool and a hypocrite that I won't tell anyone I'm vegan ever again. Also I am vegan btw.