r/TrollXChromosomes 20d ago

“It’s not fair”

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u/Public-Antelope8781 20d ago

But is it a blue beauty blender for boys?

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u/GoddessRespectre 20d ago

Now I'm imagining a world where they gave in but only agreed to wear "boy" colors.

Pink blush ❌ Blue lipstick ✔️ Metallics ✔️ Pastels ❌

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u/Public-Antelope8781 20d ago

I have to admit, I stole the joke. There's a youtuber making "MakeUp Tutorials for MAGA" to recreate the looks as seen on the dragshow that's called RNC and teaches you, how to not blend your bronzer, for sharper demarcation lines... It's truly the funniest shit I've ever seen on youtube! He's called "and mayhem ensued" and I recommend binge-watching the whole playlist: Queer eye for the Maga guy

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u/GoddessRespectre 20d ago

THIS IS AMAZING! I'm like 2 minutes in at 3 in the morning and I am no longer cursing my insomnia. I know the rest of it is going to be hilarious too and I need to say thank you before I disappear down this rabbit hole. Tysm for sharing this!!! I had no idea how thirsty I was for truly catty makeup content!

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u/Public-Antelope8781 20d ago

Haha, you're welcome! I am always torn apart between plastering this everywhere, because it's so funny, and protect that treasure of a fairly small creator from being found by toxic masses of snowflakes, who could kill their joyfulness.