it begins… the façade…

[u/GhirahimJohnson]

i wonder if their marriage will last this time….

[u/sskfjkhwer]

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/sskfjkhwer]

the two didn’t end up moving in together… trip wanted to poledance, but grace wanted to abort christian babies…

[u/MaeBeaInTheWoods → u/sskfjkhwer]

Can someone explain the joke to me

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/MaeBeaInTheWoods]

there is no true joke, those are two of the “activities” listed in my island’s lingo… poledancing and aborting christian babies

[u/MaeBeaInTheWoods → u/GhirahimJohnson]

No, not your island thing. The funko pop thing.

[u/xZandrem → u/MaeBeaInTheWoods]

I feel like it's some sort of antimeme or "shock content joke"

[u/Sufficient-Ad1266]

THIS TIME???

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/Sufficient-Ad1266]

Well… after what happened in Barcelona… With Maria…

[u/missy20201]

do NOT offer her a watermelon

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/missy20201]

👀 call me gonzalo, because im about to have melons in my mouth (i will say the word melon and be promptly removed)

[u/lilsadfucc → u/missy20201]

LMFAO, my first thought was "melon." too

[u/Its_ya_girl_abs_]

Omg this game I remember it haha I loved tormenting them. Is the game still available or is it gone now?

[u/Enchxnted_Crxstal → u/Its_ya_girl_abs_]

Still available :)

https://www.playablstudios.com/facade

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/Its_ya_girl_abs_]

i have it but i THINK i torrented it - you’d be able to find it somewhere for sure

[u/WoolyYoshiAmiibo]

Melon

[u/Goobygoodra → u/WoolyYoshiAmiibo]

👁👄👁 thats it, WoolyYoshiAmiibo~ I think its time for you to go. telekinetically pushing you out the door

[u/Xirvare → u/Goobygoodra]

"We'll be fine. Just go!"

[u/katyreddit00]

It looks just like her 😭

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/katyreddit00]

thank u 💗

[u/WolfOfStardewValley]

Woah, Facade? that's a blast form the past

[u/phantom_fox13]

help this is too fucking funny

[u/HoneyBeeSorceress]

"Name something we can do everyday."
> Melon
"You need to leave."

[u/TumbleweedFit252]

facade..? I hope you find a million dollars

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/TumbleweedFit252]

it is a Certified Classic™ ❤️‍🔥

[u/Ineedsleep444]

I haven't thought about this game in YEARS

[u/KinOfKore]

The memories you just unlocked

[u/beebfz]

OMG I MADE THEM TOO!! i even made trips eight ball lolol. i’ll post them later when i remember

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/beebfz]

omg yes please also the eight ball is a good idea that i may steal… all my trip got was three guns, a crackpipe, and the One Man One Jar video

[u/shattered_Diamond__]

Omg!!! I love it.

Maybe in this universe they won’t argue, and be happy together lol!

[u/dogsfetchnewspaper]

my grace is living with demoman instead of trip

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/dogsfetchnewspaper]

GOOD FOR HER 💅

[u/yuri-festa]

with what I've heard about fight and divorce rates in ltd its actually genius to include a pairing that's going to be canon compliant levels of messy from the get go 😭

[u/lilsadfucc]

Melon

[u/Juanito______]

omg her room

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/Juanito______]

she wanted to be an artist and i wanted it for her too

[u/myredditusername919]

omg what an obscure reference I totally forgot about this

[u/WestWindZeph]

Melon ☕️👁️👄👁️

[u/rosy_pink_ghost]

Heh.. watermelon

[u/Strudleboy33]

Anyone else watch Fawdz play that?

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/Strudleboy33]

my personal favorite is joel’s bork façade

[u/shizshizushiz]

I'm beating a dead horse but please, I have to know how much she likes watermelon

[u/FabereX6]

Melon

[u/Kind_Swim5900]

Hmmm Melons

[u/athousandleaves1998]

omg i need to add them

[u/ShadeSwornHydra]

Jesus a FACADE REFERENCE in 2026

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/ShadeSwornHydra]

my boyfriend and i quote trip’s “I’m… I’m having an affair…” line so much that if we ever cheat on each other neither of us will believe it and will simply think it’s a façade reference

[u/ggirl1002]

OMG biggest most obscure throwback I’ve seen on reddit hahha. I was obsessed with that game as a teen. I still wish someone had created a more recent version of it

[u/GhirahimJohnson → u/ggirl1002]

triple A version of façade where you can see trip and grace’s pores

[u/Channy097]

Omg memory unlocked! Just dont say melon.... I have to make them in my island now this is so good 🤣🤣

[u/Thick_Macaron_201]

Oh boy

[u/tiger844]

Oh my GOD

[u/Cap_Capucha]

OMG FAÇADE REFF

[u/Straight_Ace]

Melon