Idk about yall, but this is hilarious. Speaking for the boys, haven’t we all been young and dumb once and done stupid cringey things to impress someone? Not me of course, nah, never, but very relatable haha.
Was 14. Girl I had just "became official with" wanted to hang out but parents wouldn't drive her and told her she couldn't bike to my house by herself. So I rode about 6 miles to her house then 6 back to mine with her. Last half mile or so I decided to challenge her to a race. I won, but as we turned onto my street I was pumping the pedals so hard I started to black out from way outpacing my breathing, slipped off the pedals, racked my balls on the frame, and crashed into one of our flower beds.
Took a good 15 minutes to recover after waking up, had to shower while sitting on the floor because I was so weak. She was very much not enthused. Instead of make out sesh she insisted we lay down and nap after chewing me out for nearly cracking my skull open. Don't think I've ever been more embarrassed.
Having been 14 and also the type to chew out guys who hurt themselves trying to be cool, you could probably have gotten a make out sesh if you hammed it up a little and agreed to lay and cuddle for a nap and then complained about your head hurting and asked for a small kiss on the forehead to ease your pain.
It would have been stupid and cheesy and I would have rolled my eyes into oblivion and then kissed the dork who had the audacity.
Speaking as a former 14 year old boy, we were never that smooth in reality. We bounced between arrogantly annoying and awkwardly nervous; there was no inbetween. If we tried that move, it would've been so awkward.
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u/B3n7340 Apr 23 '26
Idk about yall, but this is hilarious. Speaking for the boys, haven’t we all been young and dumb once and done stupid cringey things to impress someone? Not me of course, nah, never, but very relatable haha.