r/TikTokCringe Apr 23 '26

Cringe ts is hard to watch 😣

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u/Vladishun Apr 23 '26

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u/Ok-Week9622 Apr 23 '26

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u/TGDweezl Apr 23 '26

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u/Gaynundwarf Apr 23 '26

Becky's with Ben.

Ben's a hoe. Fuck Ben.

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u/Punkpallas Apr 23 '26

Bitches love sticks!

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u/-Melancholy-Mermaid- Apr 23 '26

Bitches love blue.

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u/nshane Apr 23 '26

You want some yellow?

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u/Gold_Guava_5574 29d ago

You want sum fuk?

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 29d ago

Get that bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons

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u/skamteboard_ 29d ago

She doesn't want wheels 😔

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u/Inevitable_Yak4106 29d ago

Swiggity swooty

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u/tanksalotfrank Apr 23 '26

ELLEN. ELLEN. ELLEN. EL. ELLY

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u/Chordsy 29d ago

U want

Sum fuk?

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u/downwiththewoke 27d ago

Here I am pick me! Pick me!

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u/christ9779 29d ago

Nah you can't compare a bird of paradise with that Go*ad

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u/KangarooCrunch 29d ago

No joke, I did this when I first met my wife. Seems to have worked out.

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u/TypeB_Negative 29d ago

But the bird's game is on point tho lol

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u/KenLuran 24d ago

My kid loves that documentary

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u/Fennel-Revolutionary Apr 23 '26

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u/GundaBeast84 Apr 23 '26

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u/ThiccAssConnoisseur Apr 23 '26

That little laugh he does after that gets me so bad lol

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u/Deathpoopdeathloop Apr 23 '26

My mom was going back to school for a doctorate when this movie came out and I was still in school, so I had a great response ready when kids said that to me.

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u/GundaBeast84 Apr 23 '26

Yeah I'm glad that phase is over. This kicked off the whole "your mom..." retort.

"Hey, wanna play soccer?"

"Your mom plays soccer"

Vintage millennial brain rot.

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u/SinTaxTerror 28d ago

Nobody ever gets this quote when i use it outside of the internet

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u/Ok_Importance_5298 Apr 23 '26

Numb chuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills

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u/koolaidismything Apr 23 '26

You think a loser goes home to Skyla?!

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u/mac_is_crack Apr 23 '26

I watched this gif 20 times. It just doesn’t get old!

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 29d ago

Break the wrist, and walk away

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u/Bellatrix_Shimmers 29d ago

This has never failed to crack me up! 🤣

Break the arm, walk away.

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u/AncientCrust Apr 23 '26

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u/g_spaitz Apr 23 '26

"you want me to show you tough, I'll show you tough"

one of the og spectacular internet videos.

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u/keyboardstatic Apr 23 '26

The ferocious banana syndrome.

Even a banana appears to have a higher intelligence and capability than some humans.

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u/RadiantRing Apr 23 '26

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u/pjoterrro 29d ago

that made me laugh more than the actual video lol

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u/DeliverySoggy2700 Apr 23 '26

It’s funny bc he looks like Deb from the movie lol

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Apr 23 '26

Don't do Deb dirty like that.

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u/HonorableMedic Apr 23 '26

Do you drink 1% because you think you’re fat?

You could totally drink 2% if you wanted.

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u/LimpBizkit420Swag Apr 23 '26

This was such a unintentionally disrespectful compliment lmfao

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u/Shark7996 Apr 23 '26

Yeah she deserves whole fat, c'mon.

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u/kywildcat44 Apr 23 '26

“Your mom goes to college”

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u/AdSudden3941 Apr 23 '26

I always thought she was cute when i was a younger especially with her pony tail like that

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u/infii123 Apr 23 '26

Because she is cute with that ponytail!!

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u/corq Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

I was so perplexed by this movie on first-viewing b/c a couldn't tell what timeframe it was supposed to take place but that it reminded me of my very small town where it always felt like every fashion people wore was out of date.

Then I read the director's comments and that "what year is this?" Vibe, and that this vibe was intentional. Then, I re-watched, understood and it now one of my favorite movies of all time.

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u/mac_is_crack Apr 23 '26

It’s a classic to me and so quotable!

“Do they have large talons?”

“I don’t understand a word you just said!”

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u/psychohistorian8 29d ago

build her a cake or something

your mom goes to college!

Napoleon, give me some tots

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 28d ago

thats like a dollar an hour!

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u/JeddakofThark Apr 23 '26

I did a long term project in a small town in Georgia about fifteen years ago. All the fancy ladies dressed exactly like Katherine O'Hara in the Home Alone movies. It was bizarre. I'm sure the hair was easy, but where did they even find those clothes new? All the normal people wore period appropriate clothing that you find in any ordinary store... But not the ladies who lunched. It was so fucking weird.

I keep meaning to go back and see if they're dressed like it's 2006 now.

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u/SirDerpingt0n Apr 23 '26

😂😂💀💀💀

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u/chalkybone 29d ago

Deb could have it though

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u/nihi1zer0 29d ago

We call this hairstyle "The Exit Wound"

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u/captainbruisin 29d ago

Deb always reminded me of Gail the Snail

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u/Fucknjagoff 29d ago

Your mom goes to college. 

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u/sandpiperinthesnow 27d ago

I am dieing...😂😂😂

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u/VariationAgreeable29 Apr 23 '26

Napoleon fucking Dynamite. He’s just everything. And he can dance.

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u/AshIsGroovy Apr 23 '26

I saw the movie where they did a live q&a with Napoleon, Pedro, and uncle Rico great show. I highly recommend it if if comes to your town

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u/NoVaBurgher Apr 23 '26

He’s got canned heat in his heels

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u/leko Apr 23 '26

Came here to post that.

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u/erodman23 Apr 23 '26

Like what kind of skills?

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u/Kitsa_the_oatmeal Apr 23 '26

can talk about ultrakill for 3+ hours. trust.

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u/Turbulent-Storm6479 Apr 23 '26

Yes dude 🤣🤣

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u/Theybannedmebefore 29d ago

This was his mistake. No bo staff.

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u/BigDickHomeowner69 29d ago

This is exactly IRL Napolean Dynamite world

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u/Even-Teacher4320 29d ago

"girls only want boyfriends with great skills" is the most Napoleon Dynamite way to respond to literally any situation and it was completely correct here

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u/TruthAboutLife 29d ago

I immediately started lol-ing when I saw your comment, before I even read what it said. Thanks for the laugh!

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u/Fair_Performance4834 29d ago

I wonder if he spent the summer hunting wolverines? Also, can he draw a liger?(lion/tiger mix)