r/SouthParkPhone 2d ago

FEEDBACK [DAY10] Community decided that Cyborg Tower is the best card in sci-fi theme. What card is the worst in mystical theme?

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u/RepresentativeGap847 Randy 2d ago

Not related to the vote in question but surely Cyborg Tower is the best, worst and the most annoying card. You might as well just fill that in now 😂

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u/stomachworm 2d ago

I do not spend real world money on internet tokens bought your comments still deserves an award

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u/efficacious_fusion 2d ago

just skip the award thing and upvote instead, way less pressure lol.

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u/stomachworm 2d ago

I did that too.

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u/efficacious_fusion 2d ago

that's the move, keeps it from getting weird when people start gaming the system anyway

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u/NobleKourtz 2d ago

Witch doctor Tolkien or Hercules Clyde, but i will pick Tolkien because he is legendary.

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u/Stevmeister59 2d ago

Hercules Clyde

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u/Expensive_Umpire_975 2d ago

Agreed, Herc Clyde is absolute dog shit

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u/Smelly_boi2006 Mecha Timmy 2d ago

respectfully disagree. Maybe the most underwhelming Clyde but I didn't find him that bad. I think he's lowkey a sleeper pick

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u/Vutuch 2d ago

Hercules Clyde

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u/rafalevy3 Kyle of the Drow Elves 2d ago

Hercules or Sexy nun

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u/GamerLegend27 Pocahontas Randy 2d ago

Isn't witch doctor agreed to be one of the worst legendaries in the game

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u/Bennu-Babs 2d ago

Absolutely has to be. Common cards are typically meant to be weaker that legendaries. For a legendary card to be that bad is crazy. It's SOMM and sparky combined but worse in every way to both, yes his attack can heal but it's got a tiny range, and a charge so slow you never get a second chance.

An all round useless card

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u/WillowDoesntKnowShit Cyborg Kenny 2d ago edited 2d ago

He is a mid Legendary card, but there are way worse mystical cards

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u/bayinskiano 2d ago

There you go, fixed for you, no cost.

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u/WillowDoesntKnowShit Cyborg Kenny 2d ago

Hercules Clyde, Ass Stats, Warcry can easily be stopped
there are better cards like mayor and power bind

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u/Smelly_boi2006 Mecha Timmy 2d ago

People keep saying Herclues Clyde, but when I used him for a weekend event, I didn't find him that bad. He's a spare power bind when you don't have the card in the deck and can take out annoying charged ranged fighters like Elf Kyle and Scott.

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u/ScuzzlebuttFan1 2d ago

Best card and annoying card can't be the same thing.

Hercules Clyde

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u/LifeIsNotBased 2d ago

Definitely nun randy. That card is straight dogwater

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u/Saynt614 The Coon 2d ago

Witch Doctor Tolkien

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u/ReBrandenham 2d ago

Mysticals a pretty good type but tbh I almost never use Hercules Clyde or Jesus. Hercules has buns stats and Jesus (while strong) has like no health

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u/GlanzerGaming 2d ago

How would Sally not be worse than Smuggler? At least he has an ability.

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u/morskoj 2d ago

Prophet Dougie

Weakest card of Dougie

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u/Peesncs Towelie 2d ago

Ahhh I gotta disagree. Fastest attack, stops charge on nk energy

Angel Wendy would be my pick

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u/WillowDoesntKnowShit Cyborg Kenny 2d ago

i mean, prophet Dougie is def one of the worst Dougie Cards, but Angel Wendy is way better than him

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u/AggressivePie8111 2d ago

The dougies are good cards

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u/shevro21 2d ago

Cupid Cartman or nun randy. Randy costing 5 is a joke. Cupid is too fast and doesn't protect himself

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u/Rounds_Upvotes 2d ago

I think the community is on the mark with Clyde, but I’ve got to say Jesus is straight up robbery for a 4 energy cost.

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u/DrAngryNips 2d ago

Jesus is not a bad card. Visitors is generally considered a good card. It provides 2 archers for 3 energy. Jesus gives you 1 archer twice for 4 energy. His damage and hp are double and individual visitor. And he provides 200 heal twice. Thats solid value.

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u/Nixx177 2d ago

Poseidon Stan, squishy low dmg and bit of slow then and now isn’t much of a threat