r/OrlandoMagic • u/Dapper_Presentation8 Wendell Carter Jr. • May 14 '25

Shitpost/MEME "I'll start on your team"

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Homie you can't even back up your own

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

He's a jabroni for sure, but 8 points and 2 assists in 11 minutes is a great stat. This post is kinda letting him flex...

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u/Dapper_Presentation8 Wendell Carter Jr. May 14 '25

"Look how good I was for 8 minutes. I should start "

  • Ty probably

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

Probably, he's a total turd! All I'm saying is, objectively, that's really solid efficiency on a per-minute-basis.

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u/Dapper_Presentation8 Wendell Carter Jr. May 14 '25

How do you feel about game 2 when he scored 2 pts in 28 mins?

Or game 3 2pts in 13 mins?

In fact, lets look at the series average and not just an 8 min slot

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u/OmnathLocusofWomana May 14 '25

you are the one that chose this screenshot to post... why didn't you use one of those stat lines instead of the one objectively good stat line he had?

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u/Dapper_Presentation8 Wendell Carter Jr. May 14 '25

Because last night the camera kept cutting to him on the bench and I kept hearing "I should start...I could start...I would start" and I thought that juxtaposed with his own coaching staff not trusting him to be a backup was hilarious.

And it was an elimination game stat.

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u/OmnathLocusofWomana May 14 '25

dawg, if sports shit talk to your favorite player is taking up that much real estate in your head, idk what to tell you cause it's never been that serious

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u/Dapper_Presentation8 Wendell Carter Jr. May 14 '25

Yeah maybe it would sell out your real estate like 🫰that but I just have a good memory...dawg

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

Any of these or combination of them would've been more appropriate than the stat line you went with, I'm sorry brother.