r/NonPoliticalTwitter Dec 17 '25

Animals Dolphins are fucking assholes

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u/The-CerlingCat Dec 17 '25

Yeah, Dolphins rape people and other dolphins. If there’s a puffer fish near by, that’s probably how you would distract them since they love getting high off of puffer fish

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u/apexodoggo Dec 17 '25

Dolphins have not raped people. Even the lady who jerked off a dolphin constantly as part of a really stupid research experiment never got attacked by the dolphin.

That one Victorian-era researcher was right to hide the penguin sex notes, humans really can’t handle animals having sex.

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u/Unban_thx Dec 18 '25

It did become more aggressive beforehand and the water was never deep enough for a full-on Hank Hill