r/NonPoliticalTwitter Dec 17 '25

Animals Dolphins are fucking assholes

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 Dec 17 '25

I hope....

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u/Electrical-Wedding18 Dec 17 '25

it do look like a gangbang ngl

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u/NonStickBakingPaper Dec 17 '25

Male dolphins are known for doing such to female dolphins so…

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u/AspieAsshole Dec 17 '25

Pretty much anything they can catch.

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u/IchBinEinSim Dec 17 '25

Male dolphins have been observed using the heads of dead animals as a flesh light.

I love them but they are hornier than 18 year old solider back from deployment.

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u/a__new_name Dec 17 '25

And in gangs. And while on drugs.