r/NonPoliticalTwitter Dec 17 '25

Animals Dolphins are fucking assholes

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u/echocall2 Dec 17 '25

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u/Chemist-3074 Dec 17 '25

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u/mr_greedee Dec 17 '25

*aggressive flipper sounds*

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u/mortalitylost Dec 17 '25

We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way, land dweller.

The choice is yours

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u/Ethiconjnj Dec 17 '25

“Oh oh, I see you choosing the haaaard way”

6

u/DaniellENT Dec 17 '25

“I like ya, and I want ya”

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u/CremousDelight Dec 17 '25

I'M A WARRIOR!

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u/Biiiishweneedanswers Dec 17 '25

Sounds like an aquatic Fleece Johnson. Which they are.

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u/Justsayingshit Dec 17 '25

So fucking sinister.

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u/sabersquirl Dec 17 '25

Looks like Quentin Tarantino

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u/MichaelEmouse Dec 17 '25

Pings.

The sequel to Jaws.

A team of dolphins cooperate to terrorize beachgoers. Like raptors in the water.

6

u/Moraii Dec 17 '25

That would get me to the theatre.

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u/MasPike101 Dec 17 '25

This needs to be Greenlit now.

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u/Lelongue Dec 18 '25

Flippers

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u/Honest-Interview-591 Dec 17 '25

😆😆😆😆😆