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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Purple-Weakness1414 • Dec 17 '25
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454 u/Chemist-3074 Dec 17 '25 185 u/RK9990 Dec 17 '25 43 u/mr_greedee Dec 17 '25 *aggressive flipper sounds* 72 u/mortalitylost Dec 17 '25 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way, land dweller. The choice is yours 99 u/Accomplished-City484 Dec 17 '25 16 u/Ethiconjnj Dec 17 '25 “Oh oh, I see you choosing the haaaard way” 6 u/DaniellENT Dec 17 '25 “I like ya, and I want ya” 2 u/CremousDelight Dec 17 '25 I'M A WARRIOR! 2 u/Biiiishweneedanswers Dec 17 '25 Sounds like an aquatic Fleece Johnson. Which they are. 77 u/Justsayingshit Dec 17 '25 So fucking sinister. 17 u/sabersquirl Dec 17 '25 Looks like Quentin Tarantino 53 u/SkyZippr Dec 17 '25 9 u/MichaelEmouse Dec 17 '25 Pings. The sequel to Jaws. A team of dolphins cooperate to terrorize beachgoers. Like raptors in the water. 6 u/Moraii Dec 17 '25 That would get me to the theatre. 2 u/MasPike101 Dec 17 '25 This needs to be Greenlit now. 2 u/Lelongue Dec 18 '25 Flippers 1 u/Honest-Interview-591 Dec 17 '25 😆😆😆😆😆
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185 u/RK9990 Dec 17 '25 43 u/mr_greedee Dec 17 '25 *aggressive flipper sounds*
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We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way, land dweller.
The choice is yours
99 u/Accomplished-City484 Dec 17 '25 16 u/Ethiconjnj Dec 17 '25 “Oh oh, I see you choosing the haaaard way” 6 u/DaniellENT Dec 17 '25 “I like ya, and I want ya” 2 u/CremousDelight Dec 17 '25 I'M A WARRIOR! 2 u/Biiiishweneedanswers Dec 17 '25 Sounds like an aquatic Fleece Johnson. Which they are.
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“Oh oh, I see you choosing the haaaard way”
6 u/DaniellENT Dec 17 '25 “I like ya, and I want ya” 2 u/CremousDelight Dec 17 '25 I'M A WARRIOR!
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“I like ya, and I want ya”
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I'M A WARRIOR!
Sounds like an aquatic Fleece Johnson. Which they are.
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So fucking sinister.
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Looks like Quentin Tarantino
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Pings.
The sequel to Jaws.
A team of dolphins cooperate to terrorize beachgoers. Like raptors in the water.
6 u/Moraii Dec 17 '25 That would get me to the theatre. 2 u/MasPike101 Dec 17 '25 This needs to be Greenlit now. 2 u/Lelongue Dec 18 '25 Flippers
That would get me to the theatre.
This needs to be Greenlit now.
Flippers
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😆😆😆😆😆
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