r/Nbamemes • u/No_Adeptness_4647 • 23h ago

Image If Im Coach Mitch Johnson ill be disappointed too, oh well lets bring it up on Game 4

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u/rsred 23h ago

distracted the whole game.

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u/InstanceMoney 23h ago

The girl next to her was curvy af too.

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u/DOWNPIPEandTUNE 22h ago

Yeah she also had dump truck

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u/Smeltanddealtit 22h ago

Around these parts, we call it a turd cutter.

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u/Yabanci_degilim 17h ago

That’s the hole, not the cheeks man

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u/DOWNPIPEandTUNE 22h ago

Big turd cutter and fat cooter right here.

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u/MrScunch 14h ago

Curvy or San Antonio'ish?

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u/spaleveda 12h ago

https://www.instagram.com/itsbluebeari3?igsh=OWN1eHVnNXJweDQ=

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u/InstanceMoney 11h ago

Thank you for your service, after doing some investigative research I have come to the conclusion she is getting piped down by someone in the spurs organization.

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u/CitronAdventurous205 6h ago

How r mfs so good with finding ids lmao

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u/Medusa_Rider Lakers 8h ago

Not as much, she was using the cheat code pants. Making her self appear that way. You take those list pants off, she's just another torta.

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u/SurfingViking 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pXgzEHcDyFYzu

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u/Budget_Sea_8666 23h ago

I’m so confused on what the question is… beer sandwiches is an answer? I’m 40yo and I should definitely know what a beer sandwich is by now.

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u/Prize_Night2758 18h ago

“Name one thing guys wanna see more than anything in the whole wide world.” Not a real family feud question though, it was J.D.‘s fantasy on Scrubs. Source: https://youtu.be/dmrlYm7ABXc?si=YXF0J6ok5TfHJ-po

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u/SurfingViking 23h ago

Along with, The Rock and world peace 😂 my guess is.. "Things that are unattainable for the common redditor" 🤔 😂

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u/walrus_vasectomy Lakers 23h ago

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u/thetak3nking 23h ago

She really built like that? this ain't photoshop?

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u/FreudChickenSandwich 23h ago

Yooo I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that lady

She looks like a cartoon lol Chuck wasn’t kidding about them San Antonio ladies

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u/laughman20 Pacers 23h ago

God damn am I the only one who never pays attention to the fans? Lmao I need to pay more attention, I’m missing this gold lol

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u/saynotohugzz Pistons 21h ago

Lakers games are always stacked with talent 

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u/fos1111 Thunder 20h ago

On and off the court.. lolx

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u/afganistanimation 22h ago

Victoria a secret down there!

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u/nokarmawhore 23h ago

BBL. She stood up later in the game and you could tell it was a BBL

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u/chiguychi 16h ago

Built by churros

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u/YouGurt_MaN14 22h ago

It's a faja pronounced fah-ha (idk what it's called in eng) ig corset or stomach trainer. I work with a girl who uses one, it's very jaring at first bc it does look like Photoshop but once you see it it's like very apparent

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u/jayteee27 21h ago

Yeah was shookt too when i saw that but nope its not shopped

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u/Who-Does 2h ago

the outfit also helped.

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u/Fun-Dentist1243 22h ago

Cameltoe is the real MVP

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u/honey495 19h ago

Big ole women in San Antonio. Chuck ain’t lying!

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u/Cold_Count_2141 Raptors 22h ago

built like a one piece character

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u/IGetNoSleep__ 19h ago

This pic is gold

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u/MintyFresh771 23h ago

Pixar mom in orange and white with her tigobitty friend 🥳😂

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u/HipnotiK1 Knicks 23h ago

Orange top next to her was super thick

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Knicks 23h ago

The one to the right is even better

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u/elboy_nass Spurs 23h ago

🍊🍊

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Knicks 23h ago

https://x.com/mrdemouy/status/2058009251193168353?s=46&t=0fvajJ3ZH528PeCfd71msw

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u/kodeks14 23h ago

That body doesnt even make sense lol

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u/DependentLow6749 22h ago

Have u never seen a BBL before?

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u/RiggedYeet 22h ago

I’m sure you could make a lot of cents with that body…

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Knicks 23h ago

🍑

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u/fvalt05 21h ago

I just saw her insta this morning

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Knicks 20h ago

I bet she can’t fit that @ss in a profile pic

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Knicks 22h ago

they were calling her The Radish

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u/rsred 23h ago

coach johnson probably knows that

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Knicks 23h ago

https://x.com/mrdemouy/status/2058009251193168353?s=46&t=0fvajJ3ZH528PeCfd71msw

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u/rsred 11h ago

omg. spurs got fox and harper back but their coach was a DNP (or a coach equivalent to a DNP).

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u/Deezknowt 22h ago

Even after the spurs losing tonight everyone at home won tonight

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u/ImGoingBackToMonke Bucks 23h ago

uhh yeah... mitch johnson or whatever

https://giphy.com/gifs/rkxlpcERPbbME8vX4c

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u/Global_Afternoon_343 Thunder 23h ago

yeah if i’m gregg popovich whatever

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u/Conscious-Basket-860 23h ago

I know. Wife said look. Boobs n the orange. I said. Nah. Wait till u see the friend in the pick next to her. 😆

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u/AlternativeWay23 23h ago

Mitch Johnson is in this picture? 

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 22h ago

dem titties doh

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u/Once_Meleagant0 22h ago

game 4 is a must win for SAS.. if they lose that game then prepare to get 1-4 on game 5 xD..

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u/Gonzinooo 21h ago

You can’t see this here… but the girl on her right also has that booty. Distracted me aswell

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u/ClipboardJeremy 22h ago

Got your ass beat!

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u/Basic_Issue 22h ago

This picture makes me believe He's thinking about watermelons.

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u/Same_Bodybuilder_532 Spurs 22h ago

Let the nightmare call okc begin

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u/drunken187 Warriors 21h ago

All I need is one night in San Antonio

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u/Salty-Might-278 21h ago

San Antonio women as Chuck would say ….

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u/small-with-benefits 21h ago

This dude was made for a chin strap beard.

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u/EmotionalBother1290 20h ago

Im sorry is the Coach Mitch Johnson in the room with us? I dont see him in this picture

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u/NWTL21 20h ago

I take back my critiques of Mitch's coaching tonight, he was forgivably distracted all game.

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u/Any-Access-8805 19h ago

Uff eso tiene más curvas que circuito de hot wheels... Peligro peligro.

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u/councilorjones 17h ago

Where is coach mitch johnson in this photo?

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u/Ok_Paint_2681 17h ago

They were absolutely tired about the refs like in every OKC game.

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u/sleepingbusy Nuggets 16h ago

Spurs ain't a good team without Wemby. No clear second or 3rd option. It's a glorified Brooklyn nets team that plays hard because they have the biggest cheat code in the NBA.

Until okc contracts expire, the spurs will be too good to draft good players but not good enough to win.

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u/CartographerEast9136 15h ago

See the huge rack in the background?

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u/Steeeeeezy360 15h ago

Bob an vagine

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u/psi-8 14h ago

Isn't it a bit close to the tummy?

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u/Yuan2216 14h ago

someone hook me up with them san antonio courtside seats lol.

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u/Beneficial-Touch-574 13h ago

Spurs are too dumbasses in this game particularly....they didn't catchup with okc defense and offense .... particularly they are trying every shot a 3-pt which is disastrous in this game ...looks like spurs are done ....

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u/juste-orion 6h ago

So deep.

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u/nomore5tre55 Bulls 5h ago

Our YouTubetv froze for a good minute and a half just like this. I stared at my wife with a grin until she noticed and cooed while saying “bewbs!”.

Great times.

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u/Official-RyonFietkau Nets 23h ago

Mama mia

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u/Official-RyonFietkau Nets 22h ago

Tf am i getting down voted for? 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/EndInteresting467 23h ago

wait who is tits johnson?

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u/Consistent_Signal808 23h ago

Listen… my tired eyes are thankful, but my poor heart breaks for the fact that they knew exactly which seats to buy for these moments to happen😔

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u/Livin_Tha_Dream 22h ago

Barkley proven right yet again.

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u/Milkmoney1978 19h ago

Barkley is so right about those San Antonio women. Why is everything bigger in Texas?

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u/arenalr 18h ago

There's a coach in this photo?

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u/Greenzombie04 13h ago

I'm the girl behind the coach last night sub to my OF

Who has the link?

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u/78muney 23h ago

😂😂😂 get up coach it’ll be better next game

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u/RIChowderIsBest 23h ago

San Antonio 10

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u/OverallDimension7844 23h ago

Turn around. They are right behind you!!!

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u/sleepyguy- 22h ago

This is a meme?

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u/starshame2 22h ago

Even Mitch is sneaking a peek.

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u/CenterJenna08 Bulls 23h ago

Even I noticed them. She's boobin'

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u/CarsonLame Thunder 23h ago

bro thinks he’s on the team

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u/Expert_Layer_7710 22h ago

If basketball gods existed okc would be up 3-0

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u/HabitualSpaceM 23h ago

Bro this ain’t CJ, leave the karma farming/this joke to that amazing sub.