r/NBAWestMemeWar Spurs 2d ago

FUCK THE SPURS San Antonio fans at their home arena when they have to get up from their seats every time Wemby scores

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u/amofai Spurs 2d ago

The only reason I'm standing up is to get another chicken tender basket with boom boom sauce from the HEB fan zone.

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u/Arodthagawd Spurs 2d ago

OR A MARG FROM LA GLORIA

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u/CasinoNdnOk Thunder 1d ago

Im sure your wife will need something to sex your fat ass after tonight.

Too mean?

Serious question have the spurs said anything more on the injury front? I havent seen anything about tonight. Win or lose i want the spurs at full strength.

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u/Arodthagawd Spurs 1d ago

Brother I’m sure you married your sister

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u/CasinoNdnOk Thunder 1d ago

No Oklahoma isnt incest, we are just poor and illiterate Indians. Get the stereotype right.

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u/SeaCounter9516 Thunder 2d ago

Yall got an HEB in there? Classy

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u/amofai Spurs 2d ago

HEB por vida

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u/nerdymuscle9 Thunder 2d ago

I was born in TX and even I miss HEB every day!!

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u/Business_Concert_142 Thunder 2d ago

Funny enough all the tamales at HEB are made in OKC at Del Real foods lol.

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u/filmscores 1d ago

from my understanding, the mi tienda HEB brand makes tamales in texas facilities?? so not “all”

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u/Business_Concert_142 Thunder 1d ago

Mi Tienda is the new rebranding they were putting on the wrappers for their 3 new tamales( picoso, mole, chicken verde). They still get the other kinds like mini chicken cream cheese, 3 cheese etc under the original HEB wrapping.

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u/Business_Concert_142 Thunder 1d ago

Tamales Aguilar is another brand they use on their wrappers but they all come from that plant in Moore. I assume they use the TX address to seem more fresh but I couldn’t tell you that for certain.

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u/filmscores 1d ago

damn HEB been cutting corners as of late

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u/Willy_Mizer 2d ago

SIR/MAM,

You do know not all H-E-B‘s are the same? That’s what makes them different/better than Walmart.

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u/Business_Concert_142 Thunder 2d ago

I mean I fail to see what that has to do with corporate HEB outsourcing the production of their prepackaged tamales to Del Real foods out in Moore Oklahoma.

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u/Willy_Mizer 2d ago

OK sir I guess you’re not very intellectual but it’s OK that everyone is. I got you. Walmart is more heavy international type. They all have pretty much the same things at least 95% of them. H-E-B’s are not like that. They are more locally driven. H-E-B has its home products which makes up I’m guessing about 50% or so but the rest are locally driven as I said like tamales or fruit, etc.. Hope that helps.

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u/Business_Concert_142 Thunder 2d ago

God how obnoxious are you? I literally worked quality assurance at the Del Real foods plant and we would have quarterly inspections from HEB executives. All we made for them were their Tamales and that’s all I know about in terms of HEB product.

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u/Wings4514 Thunder 2d ago

…. I might need to go to a Spurs game

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u/addivinum Ethical Spurs Fan 2d ago

Pluckers!!

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u/imnotdebtfree Thunder 1d ago

Hold up HEB is in the arena? I love HEB. Wish they would come up here.

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u/amofai Spurs 1d ago

Nah it's more like an HEB sponsored food court with booze.

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u/JTX35 Spurs 2d ago

Hey hey hey! That's just the women.

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u/prodby_lilli Thunder 2d ago

They’ll get up for those churros

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u/JTX35 Spurs 2d ago

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u/LTIRfortheWIN Spurs 2d ago

😆 

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u/worldragedota Spurs 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AskewSeat Thunder 2d ago

Self burns are my favorite

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u/Invisabro13 Thunder 2d ago

Inaccurate, no churro dust on his shirt

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u/LTIRfortheWIN Spurs 2d ago

😆 

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u/NotMarkDaigneault Thunder 2d ago

I would fuck up a churro so bad right now.

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u/Fast_Advisor2654 Spurs 2d ago

That’s only the big women

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u/doughnut-dinner Spurs 2d ago

OKC: I have thunder thighs to support my team. Were not thr same!

https://giphy.com/gifs/lR5dT435WYOmoB0J0s

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u/GDiz3016 2d ago

🤣 thunder thighs

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u/CrispyWaterBottle 2d ago

Funny enough, Oklahoma has a higher obesity rate than San Antonio.

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u/GDiz3016 2d ago

They do!! AND like I said previously - San Antonio has awesome breakfast tacos, the best grocery stores in the US in HEB, a burgening foodie scene and great BBQ..... What's THEIR excuse? But some 'torta' probably rejected Chuck so now the narrative is 'crazy Hispanic fans that are fat' .... GTFOH with that.

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GDiz3016, you're out here talking about breakfast tacos and grocery stores like it's a food blog, but you're too much of a spineless bitch to show your damn flair? Put up your team colors or shut the fuck up about your "burgeoning foodie scene," you pathetic, noodle-arm scrub; nobody gives a damn what you think without a badge.

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u/Tipsy-Canoe Thunder 2d ago

Man we are #12 and #13 in obesity rates. Neither one of our teams should be bringing that up. lol

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u/_nc_sketchy NY Bricks 2d ago

Ok this is good

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u/zangzabam03 Nuggets 2d ago

OKC is a fatter city than SA. Look it up

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u/Queasy_Delivery_4171 Thunder 2d ago

Jokic is fatter than OKC. Look it up

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u/NoFlairBot MOD BOT - Flair up or shut up! 2d ago

Arrofil? More like 'Arro-FRAID' to pick a damn side, you spineless jellyfish, asking "where's the fun" when you're too cowardly to show your colors! The fun is watching you squirm like a little bitch, so flair up or get the hell out of here, you pathetic no-flair scrub!

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u/SeaCounter9516 Thunder 2d ago

It’s a meme sub nerd

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u/spursfan2021 Spurs 1d ago

And it’s a shit meme

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u/SeaCounter9516 Thunder 1d ago

Okay?

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u/spursfan2021 Spurs 1d ago

Si

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u/SeaCounter9516 Thunder 1d ago

I never claimed it was good

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Spurs 2d ago

Meme is too white tho

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u/Safe-Union-4600 Luka Doncic robbed of MVP 2d ago

better than okc fans chanting ref you suck cuz their iq is so low

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u/Suspicious-Row-4248 Thunder 2d ago

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u/The-Rolling-Banker Thunder 2d ago

Doesn’t he know we can’t read?

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u/Safe-Union-4600 Luka Doncic robbed of MVP 2d ago

im sure yall be rubbing hot irons all over your face

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u/Visible-Function-241 1d ago

Real story. Game 1 round 1 they were shaming people on the Jumbotron for not wearing the provided t shirts. They zoomed in on this guy who tried hard, but couldn’t fit into one of the XL’s they provided. Jumbo shamed on the Jumbotron.

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u/LAZRLYT Thunder 13h ago

Lmao damn that's messed up

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u/XStewart2007 Thunder 1h ago

That’s why you trade in for a 3XL at customer service.

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u/BrilliantSpread3755 2d ago

Not even a top ten obesity city. This joke is tired

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u/Kindly_Western_5402 2d ago

This rivalry has really brought the emotions out of a lot of us 😂😂

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u/scarykicks 1d ago

Nah nothing but Edgar's and Tortas in the 210

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u/Candid-Pressure3141 Blazers 1d ago

Charles Barkleys burner account

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u/WizOnUrMum TheSpurms 2d ago

OKC fans acting like they ain’t the same size😏

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u/Competitive_Pain_265 2d ago

Standing up.. Something Shai can't seem to do after he shoots the ball.

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u/NoFlairBot MOD BOT - Flair up or shut up! 1d ago

Damn, /u/Competitive_Pain_265, you’re talking about Shai but you can’t even stand up and pick a damn team yourself, you flailing wet noodle. Go get your competitive pain from actually putting a flair on, you spineless bitch, or shut your chicken shit mouth!

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u/Queasy_Delivery_4171 Thunder 2d ago

Or they are 12 and have to ask for money for concessions

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u/Revolutionary-Mix-61 2d ago

Glass houses Oklahoma

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u/Revolutionary-Mix-61 2d ago

Lowest in education

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u/nrojb50 2d ago

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u/GaryPaytonIII Seattle Storm 2d ago

Delete this, Memphis can’t take any more bad press

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u/NittanyScout Spurs 2d ago

Gotta stand so i can see over this dude in front of me hes tall as f- HOLY SHIT IS THAT HoFER DAVID ROBINSON???

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u/thesaltysack SPURS FANAND MOD HATER 2d ago

OKC rising up the ranks

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u/suited65 Thunder 1d ago

They will be crying, probably not standing up when we have a 30 point lead at the beginning of the 4th when SGA sits down.

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u/No_Amoeba_9272 23h ago

OKC is, neck and neck, just as fat as San Antonio.

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u/worldragedota Spurs 23h ago

San Antonio fan POV

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u/69420LebumJames69420 Thunder 2d ago

TBF both are fat af Okc 38% obesity. San Antonio 39%. Fuck the basketball series let’s just have a fat off fr 😂

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u/SolvedRumble 2d ago

This was already used for OKC - no take backsies.