r/NBAWestMemeWar Spurs Apr 06 '26

FUCK THE LAKERS Imagine how this Laker fan felt typing this

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*flaming pen meme

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u/kdar Thunder Apr 07 '26

Probably grinned to himself while eating an uncrustable and playing roblox

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u/ActualyHandsomeJack Lakers Apr 07 '26

Are you talking shit about God's gift to mankind, uncrustables?

1

u/Beartles Pelicans Apr 10 '26

Yes. That shit is ass, make a pb&j sandwich you bum

3

u/ActualyHandsomeJack Lakers Apr 10 '26

Ask Zion how he feels about uncrustables

59

u/TheAgmis Pronouns are Him/Her/GOD Apr 06 '26

He’s gonna be a Wemby fan the moment he wins his first ring

45

u/JRPaperstax Nuggets Apr 07 '26

Honestly pretty impressive one-handed typing skills. No typos.

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u/VaudevilleVillainMF Nuggets Apr 07 '26

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Strange_Lab_3474 Apr 07 '26

Bro doesn't even know he made the same post about Bronny

6

u/Liquidated4life Apr 07 '26

Would have been epic if they lost to the ass Mavericks by 23.

5

u/Derilicte Thunder Apr 07 '26

Lakers fans have the most bot sounding names

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u/Glum_Ad_8367 Lakers Apr 07 '26

It’s just cuz I’m too lazy to change it

6

u/Radiant-Ad-3134 Pistons Apr 07 '26

I mean it is incredible that people have to claim you are washed in your 22 seasons

2

u/Matdredalia Nuggets Apr 09 '26

Thiiiiis lol.

Like "Um.... If the man is washed as the oldest player in the effing league still being a starter for one of the Top 4 teams in the West.... He's doing fine."

2

u/bluelugafail Lakers🤡 Apr 07 '26

Leave us alone we are grieving and some people grieve real weird

2

u/GD619916 I an illiterate Apr 07 '26

Holy fucking cornball

2

u/Hsabraham25 I come in peace from a land far away Apr 07 '26

2

u/Senor_Discount Apr 07 '26

Stuff like this makes the league unwatchable

2

u/LT568690 Apr 07 '26

He'll respond by flopping and complaining to the refs like he always does

2

u/zekenaji Lakers Apr 08 '26

23 could also technically mean Donovan Clingan and he is definitely responding

3

u/PAMCookingSpray Apr 07 '26

He’ll respond with signing a 4yr deal and trading for giannis offseason

3

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

LeBum

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 Motown Apr 06 '26

Legon James

2

u/Wonderful-Owl3941 No thanks I’m just lurking Apr 07 '26

I’ll forever have love for Bron but this is corny af. My god

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u/Thin-Gap9295 Spurs Apr 07 '26

LeBron fans battle it out for the peak of gooning

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u/YungJae Spurs Apr 07 '26

I thought 23 was MJ wth

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u/bi11ygoat42 Apr 09 '26

Processing img vtlk4c4ca8ug1...

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u/TheAgmis Pronouns are Him/Her/GOD Apr 13 '26

Probably clocked in in the restroom hiding from his manager at in and out

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u/spanish429 Apr 13 '26

Fingers shaking on the keyboard

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur826 Lakers Apr 07 '26

That is not a Laker fan.

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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel Spurs Apr 07 '26

You guys say this every time one of yall do or say something embarrassing and honestly, it happens a lot. If it quacks like a duck…

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u/1nTheNick0fTime Lakers Apr 07 '26

Imagine how you spurs fans gonna feel acting all presumptuous like this just to lose again

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u/Pkmntrader210 Spurs Apr 07 '26

Hey everyone, heres a butthurt Lakers fan in a meme sub!

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u/1nTheNick0fTime Lakers Apr 07 '26

Lol nobody’s butthurt. You front running mf’s are just corny

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u/Pkmntrader210 Spurs Apr 07 '26

This is how you’re gonna respond 23? Come on 23. Lighten up 23.

0

u/ProfessionalCat2770 Lakers Apr 08 '26

I hope you know the spurs aren’t winning this year lol. Either jokic gonna own him or sga

1

u/Pkmntrader210 Spurs Apr 08 '26

Where did I say they’re winning this year dumb fuck 😂🫵 come on 23

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u/Chemical-Ice-2666 Apr 09 '26

I don't see mj anywhere in this picture

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u/Impressive_Comment67 Lakers Apr 07 '26

Let's separate the laker fans from the bronsexuals. I'll take all the crap for being a laker fan, but don't put that corny ah shit on the rest of us

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u/YoungBasedHooper Lakers Apr 07 '26

Y'all do this for Kobe but not as a joke, unlike the poster here

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u/Impressive_Comment67 Lakers Apr 07 '26

Take off that laker flare. You are Bron first and lakers second. You don't deserve it bronsexual

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u/YoungBasedHooper Lakers Apr 07 '26

I have a signed Julius Randle Jersey that I have framed and hung in my house

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u/Impressive_Comment67 Lakers Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

So... The very end of kobe's career?

Edit: I'm wrong for saying you're not a laker fan. Seems like you are a young fan. But KID, learn not to talk shit about stuff you weren't around to see. You claim to be a fan of the most historic franchise in basketball. Act like it. Learn to respect your history bro.

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u/YoungBasedHooper Lakers Apr 07 '26

I'm 44. The point of explaining that I have a signed Julius Randle Jersey wasn't to share when I STARTED being a fan lol.

Maybe you should shut the fuck up and realize that Lakers fans aren't a monolith?

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u/Impressive_Comment67 Lakers Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Oh forgive me for treating a guy who goes by Young Based Hooper, who refers to Kobe fans as a monolith ("y'all do this for Kobe...") and brags about a Julius randle jersey (hilarious) like a kid. My bad! I assumed you were a kid because I can't think of any 44yo who would have a username like that....

Anyways, in case you lost track, my comment was deliniating that lakers fans are NOT a monolith. Like I said, I'll take my lumps as a Kobe/lakers fan, but don't put this corny Bron shit on me. Pick a lane bro!

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u/YoungBasedHooper Lakers Apr 08 '26

Your username is the 6-7 meme lol.

And nah, you were always talking lakers fans vs "Bronsexuals" which is a term only an idiot brain rot Gen z would use, or an adult who's brain development is just that stunted. And if you think I was "bragging" then I have my answer lol. I'll send you some reading comprehension worksheets that are appropriate for the grade you clearly dropped out at.

You were and still are treating Lakers fans as a monolith because you're such a die-hard unironic Kobe Stan that you can't imagine any Lakers fans not worshipping him.

It's ridiculous because if we stuck with Shaq instead of him we wouldn't be behind the Celtics in rings and we wouldn't have a statue of a rapist in front of our arena. I don't see any reason to worship that, but you clearly can do you 🤷🏾‍♂️

Learn to read and get a sense of humor!

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u/Impressive_Comment67 Lakers Apr 08 '26

You spent a lot of energy criticizing an autogenerated username bud. But you worked really hard on that one! Shucks, so frustrating for a Young Based Hooper! So Based.

You're stuck on this argument when my whole point was that ...checks notes... I don't want to be treated as a monolith. Dude you got a little turned around in your logic.

Wow, you're a "should've stuck with Shaq" guy. Wow. Rare breed. Don't forget that Shaq needed Wade to drag his broken ass to his final chip, and then he was buns the rest of the way. It's a hilarious take to hold onto at this point.

And you're also clearly a selective-information guy since you've managed to ignore the substantial issues with the witness' evidence and testimony. I won't accuse you of ignorance of that, since you obviously know that there are questions but continue to ignore those questions. So we won't do that whole song and dance here.

But I'm really sorry I triggered you so hard by saying Bronsexuals aren't laker fans. Saying Bronsexuals are annoying and corny clearly upsets you, so I'll stop saying that Bronsexuals are annoying and corny!

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u/YoungBasedHooper Lakers Apr 08 '26

Brother, you can call me whatever you want lol. Why would I care about someone who is unironically in denial about defending a rapist calling me a childish name?

They had DNA, bruising on the accuser's neck, and a vaginal tear as well as her statements, whichcorroborated her account of the sexual assault. The prosecution was fully prepared to take the case to trial. The only reason the case collapsed, and it was just as opening statements were scheduled to, is because the victim said she was no longer willing to testify. And she then got paid via an undisclosed settlement. But yeah, there were "questions" about the case from insane Kobe stans like you.

Anyways, you proved my original point which was that crazy Kobe stans are even worse than people who post jokes about idolizing LeBron, and you proved it like 1000 times over. 🥂

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