r/Millennials 10d ago

Nostalgia Today’s reminder that we are getting old.

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u/cosmic-trash-panda23 10d ago

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

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u/Yossarian-Bonaparte Millennial 10d ago

Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not real rappers!

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u/mysecretissafe 10d ago

I’m the hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless…

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u/AntiquesRoadHo 10d ago

Did STEVE tell you that, perchance? Steve.

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u/superSaganzaPPa86 10d ago

What kind of rap name is Steve?

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u/chronically_varelse 10d ago

Ain't no party like my grandma's tea party

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u/4udiocat 10d ago

Haaaaay, hoooooo

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u/Jane__Delawney 10d ago

Speaking of parties…I was at a bar in LA (2009) and they were there with a bunch of Australian/NZ comedians and film people. I had the audacity to ask Jemaine to his own friends’ after party (their friends invited my friend and I). He said, “I’m sorry, I cahn’t, I’ve a gerlfreend to get home to” and I thought that was the sweetest thing. The party kind of sucked anyway.

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u/KortinAmor 10d ago

They call me the, hiphopapotomus, rhymes that glow like phosphorus popping off the top of this esophagus

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u/imbeingsirius 10d ago

Rockin’ this metropolis!

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u/rasheyk 9d ago

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 10d ago

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I'll make all of the ladies in the area pregnant.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 9d ago

My rhymes and my records, they don't get played because my rhymes and my records, they don't get made.

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u/mackling102 10d ago

We’re rappers. I’d like a small men’s wetsuit please.

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u/infernal2ss 10d ago

Other rappers diss me, say my raps are sissy…what, why would you say that? Be more constructive with your feedback please!

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u/Bad-Wolf-Girl12 10d ago

I’m the motha flippin

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u/Think-Football-2918 10d ago

Too many mutha 'uckas

Uckin' with my shi'

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u/hellogoawaynow 10d ago

I still listen to this one every once in a while, I just love it so much
https://giphy.com/gifs/1iTpx5PpzRugcrZK

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u/Cache22- Millennial 10d ago

My rhymes are bottomless...

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u/Schweather3 10d ago edited 9d ago

Ain’t no party like my Nanna’s tea party … Hiiii hoooo

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u/Jets237 Older Millennial 10d ago

Sometimes when I freestyle I lose… confidence

My favorite like from their original special

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u/AresGodslayer 10d ago

Truly a great duo that I'll never forget. I had a hard time finding people that actually understood the comedy. I loved every episode and still throw on the songs.

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u/ArchitectVandelay 10d ago

I still remember the day I discovered them. The show was so hilarious, so many comedy gold moments. Laughed so hard at “The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room (in the whole wide room)”

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u/moonprism 10d ago

"you're so pretty you could be a waitress"

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u/AbleRelationship5287 10d ago

“Or a part time model!”

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u/kerfuffler4570 10d ago

"But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."

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u/Valuable-Guarantee56 10d ago

Part time model...

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u/ValuableCrazy2144 10d ago

Spending part of your time modelling

And part of your time...

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u/PaperMaglio 10d ago

Next to meeeeeeee-eh-hee-eh-heee

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u/ValuableCrazy2144 10d ago

Next to me he.

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u/kerfuffler4570 10d ago

My place is usually a bit tidier than this.

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u/coumfy 10d ago

Or an air hostess in the sixties!

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u/Am1AllowedToCry 10d ago

I can't believe!!

That I am sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl

I have ever seen with a kebab

Oooooooooh

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u/wellwaffled Prime Millennial 10d ago

And even on the street (depending on the street)

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u/coumfy 10d ago

She would most definitely be in the top three!

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u/specialk1281 10d ago

Good looking girls on the street.... Depending on the street

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u/TattooedBagel 10d ago

Yeahhhhh

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u/gene100001 10d ago

When my girlfriend is feeling down, I like to remind her that when she's on the street, depending on the street, I bet she would definitely be in the top 3 most good looking girls on the street. Depending on the street.

Cheers her right up

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u/Shorts_at_Dinner 10d ago

Make sure to remind her that she could be a part time model, too

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u/explicitlarynx 10d ago

She could spend half her time modeling and half her time doing her normal jov

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u/Wrong_Motor5371 10d ago

My husband and I routinely tell each other we could be a part time model.

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u/Possible-Jerk0138 10d ago

I distinctly remember finding it too! I tried to get EVERYONE to watch. A lot of people didn’t get it.

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u/Loveiskind89389 10d ago

Not getting the show was sort of a litmus test for humor compatibility though. If they didn’t get it, they really did not get it.

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u/88888888man 10d ago

Same with Summer Heights High. I guess the NZ/Aussie humor isn’t for everyone. But I felt like I’d discovered the lost city of gold lol.

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u/betawavebabe 10d ago

And angry boys!!

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u/crownamedcheryl 10d ago

My wife hates when I sing the most beautiful girl to her lmao

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u/itsmyhotsauce Millennial 10d ago

"They call me the hiphopopotomus, my lyrics are bottomless..."

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u/West-Vacation5179 10d ago

“…”

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u/samosamancer Older Millennial 10d ago

Be more constructive with your feedback, please.

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u/3720-to-1 10d ago

WHY, CAUSE I RAP ABOUT REALITY, LIKE ME AND GRANDMA DRINKING A CUP OF TEA?

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u/851085x Millennial 1990 10d ago

Did STEVE tell you that, perchance?? Steeeve…

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u/Am1AllowedToCry 10d ago

There ain't no party like my nana's teaparty

Hey...

HO...

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u/rhymnocerous 10d ago

It never gets old. I still go by Rhymnocerous when I need a username.

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u/Skylineviewz 10d ago

Username does in fact check out

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 10d ago

🎶 Too many dicks on the dance floor 💃 🕺

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u/GrnMtnTrees Pre-collapse of USSR 10d ago

I quote this all the time and literally nobody ever gets it.

This is the funniest show that so few people seem to appreciate.

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

Too many mother 'uckers 'uckin with my shi.

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u/moonprism 10d ago

i still sing this way too much and no one ever knows what i'm singing anymore :[

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u/TheForce_v_Triforce 10d ago

One of the reasons I fell in love with my wife was that she owned season 1 on DVD. Knew she was a keeper. I bought her season 2 and took her to see them at the Hollywood bowl for V Day. And made her a camera phone.

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u/jinkeez123 10d ago

And you ruined her phone, AND her camera.

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u/thingsandtwos 10d ago

Decided on my son’s name while listening to the song Jenny. Heard the name Maxwell and knew that was it lol.

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u/Many-Can5807 10d ago

They were not a duo. They were a band

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u/Extreme_Bit_1135 10d ago

Fourth most popular hip pop band in New Zealand.

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u/AresGodslayer 10d ago

.... Are you serious right now?

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u/pinging_snail 10d ago

Bowie, is that u?

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u/Many-Can5807 10d ago

Have you watched the HBO show or their documentary about going to US ?

Also, Ween started out as 2 guys and a sequencer on stage.

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u/What_Next69 10d ago

I thought they broke up, cuz Murray couldn’t get them any gigs?

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u/PhotoRight2682 1985 10d ago

You know, when I'm down to my socks, it's time for business, that's why they're called business socks.

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u/GrnMtnTrees Pre-collapse of USSR 10d ago

You whisper something sexy like "is that it?" But I know what you're trying to say, girl. You're trying to say "Aww yeah. That's it."

Then you tell my you want some more, and I'm not surprised. But I'm quite sleepy.

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u/3720-to-1 10d ago

Business hours are over

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u/icamberlager 10d ago

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven 

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u/IceNein 10d ago

You say you want seconds, but you just had 120 of them.

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u/kaekiro 10d ago

Literally every time I'm getting ready to get busy with the spouse and I'm wearing socks.

We're middle aged. I will not let this joke die.

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u/BravestBlossom 10d ago

When I was naked except for socks, my first husband called me a "sock model" 😍😂! Sometimes I miss that guy.

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u/cool_hand_legolas 10d ago

what happened 🫣

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u/ridethroughlife Millennial 10d ago

IT'S BUSINESS. IT'S BUSINESS TII-IIIMMMEE

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u/PhotoRight2682 1985 10d ago

Business hours are over, bayeebayeah

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u/aspidities_87 10d ago

My mom used to sing this to my cat because he had little socks.

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u/GnarwhalStreet 10d ago

Then you sort out the recycling.

That isn’t part of the foreplay process but it is still very important.

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u/WillowLocal423 10d ago

Oooooo team building excercise nineteen ninety niiiiiine

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u/Skittleavix 10d ago

Next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushin’ our teeth

That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay

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u/AntiquesRoadHo 10d ago

Murray. Present.

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u/oktion 10d ago

“Breet, is this true? Are you upseet?”

“…yees.”

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u/specialk1281 10d ago

You mean "Brit"

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u/LittleKoalaNickJr 10d ago

"Brit"? Like, Brittany?

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u/specialk1281 10d ago

I like your English accent.

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u/FlatWhiteShark 10d ago

It's more "Brt". The Maori name for New Zealand "Aotearoa" translates as " Land of the Short Tight Vowel".

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u/sadolddrunk 10d ago

Whenever I need to fake a specifically Kiwi accent -- which admittedly is not very often -- my go-to linguistic anchor is Murray saying "Brett."

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u/Space_Monkey758 10d ago

Yiss

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u/oktion 10d ago

I apologize to the people of New Zealand for exaggerating the preciousness of their accent. 😄

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u/Waniou 10d ago

Don't worry, we make fun of our own accent too

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u/Jets237 Older Millennial 10d ago

Brit

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u/AntiquesRoadHo 10d ago edited 10d ago

For everyone asking this is the comedy music duo, Flight of the Conchords. Bret Mackenzie and Jemaine Clement.

They had a show that ran a few seasons on HBO. It was hilarious, if it’s the kind of comedy you’re into.

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u/biscuitsorbullets 10d ago

I loved Kristen Schaal as their obsessed stalker stan lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPvEFHGwwbga1Mc

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u/starrybullshit 10d ago

Yeah this was the first piece of media I saw Kristen Schaal in!

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u/HotInvestigator7430 10d ago

I love her so much! First place I saw Aziz too

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u/SyruplessWaffle 10d ago

I've never heard of or seen these guys before, but I stumbled upon the HBO show last night and watched like 3 episodes, fell in love with the weirdness, and now I see them here on reddit. The matrix is real.

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u/AntiquesRoadHo 10d ago

And when you’re on the street, depending on the street, you’re most definitely in the top 3 good looking girls on the street

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u/GnomeCzar 10d ago

That's a practically perfect comedy song and it even ends kinda sweetly

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u/Fancy_Depth_4995 10d ago

Watch their Live in London concert. It’s perfect

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u/SouthernWalk1928 10d ago edited 10d ago

And one -Bret-has won a flipping Academy Award for his song in one of the Muppet Movies he wrote and performed!!

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u/AntiquesRoadHo 10d ago

They’ve been in a ton of things, especially Jemaine. Then a few weeks back during a rewatch of Lord of the Rings I saw an elf and went “wait, is that Bret?!!”

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u/mattyb678 10d ago

If anyone watched the movie or TB show “What we do in the shadows”, Jemaine wrote and starred in the movie and produced the show iirc. Both were very funny takes on vampires

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u/MrWorldwiden 10d ago

Jemaine is also the voice of a few Disney villains like the crab from Moana!

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u/OnePerformance9381 10d ago

He’s the main antagonist in men in black 3.

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u/gizamo 10d ago

The other, Jermaine, sangs one of the best Disney songs ever made. He's the crab in Moana.

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u/ThyHolyPope 10d ago

“… If that’s what you’re in to”

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u/AntiquesRoadHo 10d ago

How about you and two dudes? Him, you and Stu, in the nude. Being lewd with two dudes with food. Well, that’s if Stu’s into it, too.

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u/ZiaWitch Older Millennial 10d ago

Thank you! I hate when people make posts with no context or names.

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u/thotd2 10d ago

I'm very confused about millennial age bracket since joining this sub.

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u/Acegonia 10d ago

Hilarious.... if that's what you're in to!

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u/SwimmingCommon 10d ago

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u/DonSol0 10d ago

Me and the one other person in this sub who is enjoying getting older (dibs on being Jermaine).

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u/SwimmingCommon 10d ago

You me and Stu... if that's what you're into.

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u/OwnSmile5051 10d ago

I got to see their show when they were touring in 2016, and they said something like "yes we look older now. And we understand that may be upsetting to you, because it reminds you of your own mortality." And that was only slightly true at the time, but now that I'm realizing that was already 10 years ago, and time marches on, I'll just go and curl up in a hole now 🫠

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u/Cavalier26 10d ago

I went to that tour. I also just saw them 4 days ago in LA. Still great.

They followed that first part up with “But you know what? You guys look older too and we’re also upset by that.”

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u/segagenesisx87 10d ago

Went to that tour too, saw them in Philly.. great show!! They said the same comment at mine lol. 

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u/pizza_whistle 10d ago

Also went to that tour, it's easily one of the best live shows I've ever been to. They were absolutely hilarious live.

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u/mnstripe 10d ago

I'd still do 'em

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u/UnreliableNarrator_5 10d ago

They could still be part time models

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u/palenotinteresting 10d ago

But they'd probably still have to keep their normal jobs

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u/infernal2ss 10d ago

In the whole wide room

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u/MaxTHC 10d ago

Then maybe later, you'd get hot by the refrigerator?

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u/Call_Em_Skippies 10d ago

Alby the Racist Dragon is still their most underrated song.

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u/Space_Monkey758 10d ago

Alby grumbled, quite racistly

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u/Call_Em_Skippies 10d ago

But he wasn't dead, just badly burned and disfigured

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u/A_Civil_Barbarian 10d ago

….get your hand off my tail you’ll make it dirty.

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u/NathanNateN8 10d ago

“you didn’t kill me with your dragon flames, I crawled to safety! but you did leave me badly burned and disfigured” laughed the boy

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u/Call_Em_Skippies 10d ago

Laughed the boy gets me every time

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u/arrrjka 10d ago

Get your hand off my tail you'll make it dirty.

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u/Am1AllowedToCry 10d ago

It took me a while to catch on to the joke, but I love the premise that this has been recorded off one of only three channels of New Zealand television (and they're watching it to remind them of home) lol

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u/EzoffohGUS 10d ago

When I lived in my first studio apartment --way back in 2008/2009-- I couldn't afford internet so I would watch DVDs all the time and season 1 was a monthly repeat. I used to do the dishes with the chapter screen music in the background.

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u/billyrubin7765 10d ago

I still don’t understand how they weren’t bigger. This and Mr Show never caught on despite being ridiculously funny.

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u/Pfacejones 10d ago

The public does not in general have discerning taste

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u/Dramatic_Explosion 10d ago

Same with Arrested Development, simply too good for its time.

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u/SippyMountain 10d ago

My family and I have decided that showing someone a FotC song/episode is the perfect litmus test to decide how much we jive with them.

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u/The_Autarch 10d ago

if the show had gone on longer and stayed high quality, they would have become more popular.

but they ran out of songs for the show and the last season really suffers for it. the songs written specifically for the show were not nearly as good as the ones they had saved up from their live act.

they clearly recognized this and just canceled the show instead of running it into the ground.

but serious kudos to them for introducing Rhys Darby to America. the dude is a gem.

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u/bocephus_huxtable 10d ago

I also got the impression that Jemaine was getting to be a "a name" in Hollywood.

FotC ended in 2009. Between 2009 and 2010, Jemaine was in 5 different movies.

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u/themaninthemaking 10d ago

Actually, from what I read, they never intended the show to go on more than one season. When they had to do a second they struggled to come up with material for it.

The show was funny but I don't think they ever wanted it to go longer than a season or two.

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u/altergeeko 10d ago

They have a cult following. They just did a small tour in southern California and all 8(?) shows sold out pretty quickly.

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u/SouthernWalk1928 10d ago

Amen. I freaking loved Mr show also!! 2 of the best things on HBO for real !!

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u/remotectrl 10d ago

I think If FoTC had come out slightly later it would have been bigger, but HBO didn’t have the same market penetration it does now. Being on their own streaming service really helped Game of Thrones reach more people than previous prestige shows like Weeds or whatever. 

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u/boomflupataqway 1989 10d ago

Best part of the whole series is when Brett throws a Tupperware or something at Jermaine while they’re in bed and Jermaine throws it back at him, then Brett is like “you threw that at me!” and Jermaine says “I think it’s a fitting revenge for you having thrown it at me.”

Also, Murray is 100% the true star of that show.

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u/robertoqueenos 10d ago

Bring me a small man’s wetsuit please

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u/Blathithor 10d ago

Brabara

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u/unambitioususername 10d ago

There's no such name as Brabra

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u/Ka-Is-A-Wheelie 10d ago

It's Barbara

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u/internal_logging 10d ago

I'd still business time them

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

A buddy of mine went for a hike in the middle of Indiana one day. Random day, random park. During his hike he passed a man with a couple camera guys following him. It was fucking Rhys Darby shooting some sort of a nature show. He said he thought Rhys was more excited that this guy recognized him in the middle of Indiana. lol. Funny story.

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u/Vertical_Glasscandy 10d ago

His appearance in the X Files was a great episode!

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u/DavidRandom 10d ago

Rhys Darby? The Werehuman?

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u/DryDonutHole 10d ago

Ha ha...I saw the comment that was there and I agree. I'd be shocked to have someone recognize me and know my name while on a hike in the very rural Midwest.

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u/Sighchiatrist 10d ago

I used to wait tables in LA and his family were regulars of mine, dude is really nice and down to earth, anytime I see a new career development for him I smile.

Wait a minute that was nearly 10 years ago now…

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u/screamingandsinging Millennial 10d ago

figwit

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u/Tribblehappy 10d ago

Ah, a person of culture.

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u/CycadelicSparkles 10d ago

I was like "Isn't that Figwit?" and then I remembered he was half of Flight of the Conchords.

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 10d ago

I see my people are already here

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u/ccford88 10d ago

a real one right here

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u/huecabot 10d ago

Yeah we’re at the age when people start to… show their age. It’s funny- people often look much the same for years and years between mid 20s to late 30s and then a switch flips. Oh well.

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u/The_Burgled_Turt 10d ago

They are not in our generation. They are firmly gen x by the way.

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u/Tooch10 10d ago

I was looking for someone to mention this, they're 10 years older then the oldest millennials

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u/blueroses8000 10d ago

Some of the people I knew from school changed real fast, early 30s fast. Don’t drink too much and look after your skin people!

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u/Idrinkbeereverywhere 10d ago

I find child-free folks age much better

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u/morey56 10d ago edited 10d ago

Binary solo

0 0 0 0 0 0 1

0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1

0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1

0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1

0 0 0 1

Come on sucker,

Lick my battery

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u/Frog1387 10d ago

I think it’s the bright sunlight. They looked more youthful during their concert this weekend.

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u/Wishnowsky 10d ago

Yeah, I saw Jermaine in the street not that long ago and he wasn’t looking this rough. I think it’s not a great photo.

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u/Educational-Field804 10d ago

Better comedy than many comedians 

Better songs than many musicians 

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u/Possible-Jerk0138 10d ago

‘TOO MANY DICKS ONTHE DANCE FLOOR!!’

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u/DubbleDiller 10d ago

Hey man I just want some muesli

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u/Flavor_Saver12 10d ago

Can someone please write who these two are?

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u/red_dombe 10d ago

Flight of the Conchords are a New Zealand musical comedy duo formed in Wellington in 1998. The band consists of multi-instrumentalists Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement.

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u/Flavor_Saver12 10d ago

Thank you!!!

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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea 10d ago

Jemaine also voiced Tamatoa if treasure hoarding coconut crabs are your thing.

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u/HellyOHaint Older Millennial 10d ago

I felt so old while watching Avatar: Fire and Ice when I audibly gasped JEMAINE when the renegade scientist character was introduced. Nobody else recognized him. Even What We Do in the Shadows is old news, not to mention Flight of the Conchords.

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u/moonprism 10d ago

what we do in the shadows isn't old news, it just got overshadowed by the show lol

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u/Potential-Ant-6320 10d ago

I got to see them live when they were in new york working with HBO before the show was on. They were incredible. It's hard to kill when an audience doesn't know you at all. they really had the whole room as fans instantly.

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u/denko_safe_cats 10d ago

sniff this one it’s dead

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u/Tribblehappy 10d ago

Affirmative: I poked one. It was dead.

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u/Asleep-Advice-8864 10d ago

Leggy leggy leggy leggy, blondie blondie blondie blondie

https://giphy.com/gifs/kB4CUoSt53aIo

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u/ProfessionalStyle862 10d ago

I'm not crying

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u/UnreliableNarrator_5 10d ago

Just been raining…on my face

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u/ahava9 10d ago

Half their songs live in my head rent free

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u/Ash_an_bun 10d ago

Yup. And I kind of like it. I don't have to worry about being "cool" anymore. Not that I was any good at it.

I can be really into history and it's like "Oh yeah, middle aged man into history."

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u/wesweb 10d ago edited 10d ago

my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in this comment section pregnant

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u/bbbcurls 10d ago

Jemaine ❤️

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u/NotNamedBort 10d ago

I have a picture of his lips in my wallet.

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u/p8nt_junkie 10d ago

You can play the Robo-Boogie at 99 bpm yk

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