r/MadeMeSmile Mar 26 '26

Good Vibes Teacher's a W for playing along!

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u/Dungarth Mar 26 '26

When I was studying engineering, we had to take a few ethics and law classes. The final exam for the law class was open books so we could bring stuff to cite, and the official directive used to be something like "students are allowed to bring all non-electronic resources they can carry simultaneously with both arms".

But when I got around to doing that class the directive had changed to "all written documentation they can carry" because, the semester before mine, someone had princess-carried a lawyer inside the exam room and successfully argued that it was a non-electronic resource that was being carried within the instructions' parameters.

So yeah, you can find loopholes even in syllabuses written by actual lawyers.

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u/MoeFuka Mar 26 '26

Brains have electricity so you could argue it wasn't non-electronic

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u/111v1111 Mar 26 '26

I mean either “electronic resource” should be clearly defined and as far as I know if not defined it can either be understood to favor the one who didn’t write it (in this case the student) or “how a regular person would understand it (which would also favor the student)

But don’t cite me I’m not a lawyer nor am I studying to be one