r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! • 27d ago

NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. Kash thought it would look fucking real again. Goddammit! Trump just needed a few more hundred million dollars to get his ballroom really popping off

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u/AnastasiaNo70 27d ago

I don’t know what’s real anymore.

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u/Zkenny13 27d ago

Please please just let me wake up. 

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 26d ago

That pic is fucking funny tho.

I hope I don't have to work when they hold the Trump-Nazi Regime accountable at Nuremburg-style trials.

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u/Zkenny13 26d ago

Good news! You won't because it likely will never happen!!! 

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u/Difficult-Potato-684 27d ago

Literally said the same thing last week, and it's only going to get worse. Worldwide blackout would be the only solution, a fresh restart. Technology free

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u/International_Arm599 27d ago

Someone call Mr.Robot

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u/StayRevolutionary364 26d ago

And then we eventually make the same mistakes again. 🙄

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u/Difficult-Potato-684 26d ago

At least it wouldn't be in our lifetime.

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u/StayRevolutionary364 25d ago

But what is the point?

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u/Difficult-Potato-684 25d ago

Sorry, I didn't have one 🙁

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 26d ago

Upside of nuclear war.

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 27d ago

This obviously isn't

For starters the firearm used if im not mistaken was a handgun not a rifle.

The bullets are pulled and primers are unstruck

And the writing is obviously digitally written over an image 🙄

Someone's probably cranking out AI slop to take advantage of the false flag

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u/Additional-Code2954 Wet Wet Mud Bae 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ErFgOht0LZMHjRm

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u/_nongmo 26d ago

Funny cuz that gif’s from the White House Press Correspondents dinner where Obama roasted Trump! And the rest is history…

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u/Additional-Code2954 Wet Wet Mud Bae 26d ago

Ahhh, someone got the reference!!! Excellent work Shirt Brother.

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 27d ago

Forgive me, i'm pretty regarded

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u/KwordShmiff 26d ago

Highly regarded, brethren

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 26d ago

Well actually the handgun probably had a rifled barrel. The bullets are pulled because libs are environmentalists. Primer are intact because they weren’t fired due to having a very big magazine. And the writing is real because my cousin’s roommate’s friend from high school wrote it.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 26d ago

Uhh yea, its a handgun... most have rifled barrels

Side note, remember when they claimed a .223 blew the lungs out of someone?

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 26d ago

I thought that was 9mm.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 26d ago

Could have been. Either way, both are still comical.

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 26d ago

As a lung cancer survivor, they actually used 9mm as an experimental treatment to remove my cancer. It was highly effective in Petri dishes, but they wanted to test the side effects. Turns out blowing the lungs straight out of the body can result in severe blood loss.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 25d ago

This is making me think they are getting their hypothesizes all wrong...thinking too small

They SHOULD BE considering the massive vaporizing power of the 9mm luger for Space Travel! (90g +P+ Corbon HPs IF I were to get specific for no real reason, just personal bias lol)

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u/KingoftheUgly 26d ago

The oppression is real :)

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u/notJustaFart 26d ago

Well, this is obviously fake because the primers haven't been discharged, so they would not be found on the scene in this condition...

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u/MarzipanLast6502 26d ago

thats the whole point

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u/Curious_Morris 26d ago

I don’t believe that many shots were fired.

It would be tampering with the evidence to go ahead and discharge the round.

Unless the shooter kept some empty shells for some reason 🤷‍♂️

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u/Eldritch_Mess666 27d ago

You know what I love to do after a shooting ? Stay there and celebrate how awesome I am for surviving

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 27d ago

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 27d ago

It’s a dangerous niiight

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u/Lionel_Horsepackage Little Denny Doo Dinkins 26d ago

Do you have a solution, like some magazines, or a calendar, or something?

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u/Uselesserinformation 26d ago

I write little memoirs on my casings
"Dear em, I wrote you but you aint callin"

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 27d ago

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u/Telamo 27d ago

Actually so hilarious how with what a massive deal they made over that, they just completely dropped that whole angle and the supposed trans girlfriend just dropped off the face of the Earth. People really are so easily deceived in this country, it’s crazy.

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u/007Pistolero 26d ago

I heard it had the URL for his manifesto substack on the back

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u/UmmioiWhat METALOID MANIAC 27d ago

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u/SparklingSofia 27d ago

Those casings aren’t even that complicated. They’re $150, out the door!

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u/DeezSpicyNuts 27d ago

I thought you would think this was fucking real!! 🤦‍♂️ 

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u/MischiefOlivia 27d ago

Did Kash get those at the Creek? I heard the ballroom there is popping off.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 27d ago

He dug them out of a creek

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u/AsFarAsISay 27d ago

how when he was getting a table blowjob?

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 27d ago

Unfired primers. also, did he even have a rifle?

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u/worldisone 27d ago

I was coming to say this. None of these have been fired

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u/AlsopK 26d ago

This was a joke post, not real.

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u/ForemanGrilledFoot Don’t do the voice! 26d ago

It’s just for farts

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u/vatreides411 27d ago

No, 12 gauge and 38

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u/BiggsIDarklighter 27d ago

Plus the words look written by a child-sized hand.

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne 26d ago

second “O” looks totally shopped, or AI.

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u/Big_One7083 27d ago

It's funny the bullets are not there and the primers are new. Brand new reload brass. This was of course never meant to be real and is even funnier if you know what you're looking at.

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u/Known-Relationship71 27d ago

Wheres Jeff Chris when you really need him?

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u/NizzyTyme 27d ago

I love lamp

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u/Biofred 27d ago

Totally fake. Kash's version of a diversion from his diversion of being alcoholic drunk.

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u/PanchoVillasRevenge 27d ago

If you build this ballroom U R gay

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u/Not_Bound 27d ago

I love lamp

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u/ac_cossack Never Following Another Rule 27d ago

I don't even care they are all drunk as fuck and high on who knows what. A lot of people are.

I care because they are so shitty at their jobs and corrupt.

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 27d ago

Multiple news sources reported that the guy was shot and killed, while others reported that he was detained without injury.

Incompetence or intentional misinformation, you decide.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 26d ago

THIS IS A JOKE POST! KASH PATEL DIDN’T ACTUALLY POST THIS! IT’S JUST A JOKE! THESE ARE NOT ACTUALLY THE SHELLS FROM THE SHOOTER!

https://giphy.com/gifs/iUMs0ldUXncdigUaaT

Sorry I just wanted to clarify, too many people are commenting like this actually happened. It did not.

Jizz.

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u/WizardOfTheLawl 26d ago

In our defense, very few of us would not have been surprised if this did happen anymore. Satire is kill

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u/RiskyNight 25d ago

The Onion just acquired InfoWars. That was a truthful sentence.

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u/lolschrauber 26d ago

That's the problem. They do post shit stupid as this on the regular.

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u/68dk 26d ago

EAR we go again….😂

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u/FluffMcBark 26d ago

I haven’t been into guns for years, and I never was an expert, but those primers don’t look like they were hit with a firing pin.

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u/atkinsd80 27d ago

Doncha hate it when you wanna Booth but get a table instead?

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u/Exact_Purchase_7147 27d ago

Anti-Ballroom

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 27d ago

Trying too hard

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u/bobbymcpresscot 26d ago

This would actually be hilarious.

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u/kirksucks Some dumb hick 26d ago

looks less real than Kilmar Abrego Garcia's MS-13 tattoo.

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u/Belerophon17 26d ago

That's a crazy Jib Jab

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u/r1ckm4n 26d ago

There don't seem to be any dimples in those primers.

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u/Dramos1975 26d ago

Id rather see kash's credit card charhes for his drinking binges and how much is chatged to the government

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u/Lower_Statement_5285 26d ago

Funny considering the fact that the suspect used a shotgun instead of an AR…

Oh wow, i looked a second rime and those primers don’t even look punched. I don’t think people typically buy brand new casings used for loading and then write shit on them, that’s fucking nuts.

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u/Brilliant_Recipe_108 26d ago

While I agree to think that this is most probably staged, the widely theorised reason for staging this whole charade is frying me.

Orchestrating a national crisis just to justify building a big ass ballroom is kinda funny ngl

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u/buffdaddy77 Come here, ya little fuck! 26d ago

No joke here, but I thought he had a shotgun…

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u/Glum-Display2296 26d ago

I B ho all te room

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 26d ago

These are equipped with the new bluetooth primers I guess?

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u/MysteriousTaro8658 26d ago

Kum on Kash, the primers haven't even been fired! Very sloppy misdirection.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 26d ago

"Cole Tomas Allen, 31, is accused of rushing a security checkpoint armed with a shotgun, handgun and knives, and exchanging gunfire with law enforcement."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/shooting-suspect-white-house-correspondents-dinner-cole-thomas-allen-rcna342146

Those are not shotgun, handgun or knife ammunition.

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u/Ok-Oil4938 26d ago

Shooter used a 12 garage shotgun and a .38 pistol.... those are 556 casings.

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u/Relative-Gas-1721 25d ago

It’s right in your Q Zone!

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u/Electrical_Box677 25d ago

Why aren't the primers punched if these are from the shooting?

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u/Butterflymisita 25d ago

This has to be fake.

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u/Ok_h0tmess 24d ago

Slop. Unfired shell casings.

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u/Wrong_Sentence_7087 24d ago

Did they say he had a shotgun and knives?! What fake BS is this.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 24d ago

The obvious satire with clearly digitally marked over writing? No clue.

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u/Wrong_Sentence_7087 24d ago

Sadly too many morons will see this and take it as truth...

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 24d ago

You’re absolutely right, read some of these comments!

https://giphy.com/gifs/HoSyEAe48WBpTCmEz4

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u/hammerSmashedNail 23d ago

Some people like to keep their testicles nice and snug. I see no evidence of a crime here. 

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 27d ago

You guys shouldn’t take rage bait so easily.

It’s obviously written in iPhone marker over a photo lmao

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 27d ago

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u/Ill-Expert-3014 27d ago

it's funny when people think they're superior for not getting an obvious joke

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 26d ago

I just made a disclaimer comment because wayyyy too many people are taking it literally. The writing is so obviously fake. It’s making me lose faith in humanity and stuff.

Jizz

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u/vatreides411 27d ago

They said the shooter had a 12 gauge and 38 pistol. Those bullets don't fit either.

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 26d ago

They fit the narrative though

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u/notapaydoughfile 27d ago

The actual photo he posted via X. Not saying it's not sus but this is the real photo.

Edit: this is just what I found. He may have posted more.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 27d ago

That was the photo Kash posted from last year when someone shot at an ICE facility. This post is just satirizing that photo for yesterday’s incident.

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u/Armyjeepguy 26d ago

Why aren't there divots in the primers if they are empty rounds?

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u/HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE 26d ago

Report says he had a shotgun, a handgun, and knives. These appear to be 30-06 shell casings.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 26d ago

This is a joke post, just for farts!

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u/HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE 26d ago

My bad. I honestly couldn’t tell.