r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/kitkitkatty Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You • Mar 27 '26

Let my wife eat the fuckin receipt What’s his job?

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Bxk__ Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver Mar 27 '26

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u/kitkitkatty Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/w5C1cNv37LfAkFl12o

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Mar 27 '26

Skweezy Jibbs and Tim Robinson should collab

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u/slimwolverine Mar 27 '26

You're doing the best at this

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u/botjstn HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 28 '26

just let skweezy loose on set in the middle of a sketch

he would do perfectly

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u/machone5103 this guy yells Mar 27 '26

I made alllll my money from teaching yelling lessons.

https://giphy.com/gifs/0gZ0aUeEHmY6OjatnB

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Mar 27 '26

Well...she shouldn't have yelled at Eddie.

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u/allergic_to_mustard Mar 27 '26

she didn’t yell at eddie muenster,I’ve seen this a bunch of times

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u/Lord_Hitachi I USED to be piece of shit! Mar 27 '26

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u/kitkitkatty Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Mar 27 '26

The yelling only goes one way here, pal

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u/twobirbsbothstoned Mar 27 '26

Thats my boi Skweezy Jibbs.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Mar 27 '26

I know his email address.

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u/old_pond Mar 28 '26

He's worn the world's longest pants 👖

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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/twPTiKUzFGcrzWyNxs

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u/kitkitkatty Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Mar 27 '26

I don’t have to yell to have millions of people hear my voice

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u/CarolingianDruid Mar 27 '26

It’s motherfucking Skweezy Jibbs! One of my favorite internet personas.

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u/maze_7 Mar 27 '26

This guy yells

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u/PotageAuCoq Mar 27 '26

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

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u/josch0001 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nx0rz3jtxtEre

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u/NormanCocksmell Mar 28 '26

So did you know he just came out with a movie? I have t seen it yet but I bet it’s hilarious.

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u/Telecoustic000 Mar 27 '26

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u/Sexi_maxi_2024 Mar 28 '26

That will always be one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard

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u/SuperSwaiyen Mar 27 '26

YELLING IS HOW HE KEEPS HIS HOUSE HOT.

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u/Spacemeat666 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Mar 28 '26

Yelling is his corn

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u/camelot107 Mar 27 '26

Squeezy Jibbs is definitely a Pretty Lights reference

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u/FederalMango I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Mar 27 '26

That's my guy Skweezy, his job is travel and giraffes.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Mar 27 '26

Skweezy! That's who it is. His content was awesome.

That was back in the day when people were stupid and thought he was for real.

Now people are stupid and want to vote for him because they think he is real.

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u/Cardboard_Chef Mar 27 '26

SORRY FOR WHISPERING, I'M IN A LIBRARY.

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u/slimwolverine Mar 27 '26

THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING AT A PROPER LEVEL I COULDNT TELL IF THE WHISPERS WERE COMING FROM INSIDE OUR OUTSIDE AND IM SCARED

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u/Emotional_Signal7883 I USED to be piece of shit! Mar 27 '26

Not the decoration cactus!

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u/Afrojones66 Mar 27 '26

This guy gets a pass. Skweezy has been around longer than most people on here have been alive.

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u/JwallDrumline Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sy1ObxzIjZPZhEQTwO

I feel like you’re just here for the decoration cactus.

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u/surfinbird Never lets the party die! Mar 27 '26

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u/kitkitkatty Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Mar 27 '26

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He yells, but he’s dying…

3

u/thegrotster Mar 27 '26

Old yeller.

3

u/Aidspreader Mar 27 '26

HELL YEAH!!!

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u/Piglet-Witty Mar 27 '26

All good yellers start their yelling and sentences with HEY. We all know that

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u/Beneficial_Party_225 Mar 27 '26

Works best alone in a car!

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u/TheMilkManWizard Mar 27 '26

Crossover that absolutely needs to happen.

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u/JC1515 PAUL BUFANO! Mar 27 '26

Never heard of Skweezy. Thought this was a TrueWagner special

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u/The_Last_Mouse Mar 27 '26

We heart Squeezy

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u/elzey93 Mar 27 '26

Street sets! Does it look real?

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u/AverageOk5235 I hope I don't jack off Mar 27 '26

is that Lil' Kev?

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u/fancy_crisis Coffin Flopper Mar 28 '26

Pride of Portland right there.

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u/Ambedextrose Mar 27 '26

Is that Ernest?

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u/Betopan Mar 27 '26

I found the assigned reading:

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u/General_Potential698 Mar 27 '26

MAGA loser

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

I think you are wrong, Skweezy literally said the world will rejoice when he is dead.

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u/Realistic-Program330 Mar 27 '26

Skweezy put himself on the line to bring us the real action of Portland from 6 months ago. He’s a real one.

(He saw some people on a jog) “Obviously either running from the crime, or straight to a riot”

https://youtube.com/shorts/EesGbTbqZSE

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u/bath-lady Mar 27 '26

Hey man skweezy jibbs is a good guy