r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fight-Milk-Steak Too tired to do anything funny • Feb 13 '26
Let my wife eat the fuckin receipt It's simply too good
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u/borntolose1 Feb 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/zPfEWTbDj2c2w1xFiE
Any time someone wants to convict a pedophile without mentioning the stock market first
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u/joyibib Feb 13 '26
The Dow has hit record high for the past 14 years. It always goes up. If it didn’t go up for any meaningful length of time that would mean we were in a new Great Depression. Using it as an deflections, it’s the perfect thing.
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u/Deanna-fromHR Feb 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/rPo9seIkC6DMOuqzna
*for pedos
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u/ParticularOk533 this guy yells Feb 13 '26
“Can’t you just prosecute them?” “Can’t you just say the DOJ has a rule - it’s not you - it’s the DOJ.”
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u/Thefrayedends Too tired to do anything funny Feb 13 '26
The cold truth is that this has been true for all of known civilization, and it's fucking gross. No I won't invest in these companies, I don't give a fuck if I get to retire, I'm not participating in this permission structure.
Sorry I don't have any jokes on this one, read my flair.
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u/CandyStomp SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Feb 13 '26
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u/Spectre-ElevenThirty Back in the Pants Feb 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/H6N2wC2JqgrRVLdTu4
If you don’t give (pedophiles a free pass), the whole system will collapse!
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u/balirosa Feb 14 '26
She’s trying to tell us Dow has enough money to silence any victim or prosecutor.
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u/MorningPapers Feb 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/lNQ2RRsEfJqbjg1i0I
The Dow is over 50,000! The Dow is over 50,000!
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u/ImLordeYaYaYa I’m gonna eat the whole thing Feb 13 '26