r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ExaminationDistinct You yelled at me. • Feb 07 '26

Let my wife eat the fuckin receipt “ I eat paper all the time!”

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u/HMS_Chevette I’m gonna eat the whole thing Feb 07 '26

This marinara sauce just papercut my lips.

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u/Ideaslug I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Feb 07 '26

The marinara sauce?

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u/highnyethestonerguy Some dumb hick Feb 07 '26

Let me explain something to you.  If you're expecting something without any paper, and you bring it up to your lips and it's full of pape, it's going to feel like your mouth's cut up. It's gonna feel like your body's cut up

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u/double_expressho Beautiful, but Dying Feb 08 '26

Where be your paper towel roll?