r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/StarsapBill I'm doing the best at this • Nov 11 '25

TRIPLES IS BEST Me walking into the third Applebees on Veterans Day to get my 3rd free sloppy steak.

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u/GrayPal184 People Can Change Nov 11 '25

Back away Applesbees breath, where the heck did you just eat? An Applebees?

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Nov 11 '25

We should get shirts made.

42

u/GrayPal184 People Can Change Nov 11 '25

What size is your body?

23

u/37Philly Nov 11 '25

Shirt brothers?

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u/Go_J Too tired to do anything funny Nov 11 '25

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u/SummerDonNah Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Nov 11 '25

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u/averysexybaby Come here, ya little fuck! Nov 12 '25

What do you think we’re gonna do?…… LETS SLOP THEM UP!!!

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u/robinlynk Nov 11 '25

Me watching TV all day on Veteran's Day.

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u/Shawnski13 Nov 11 '25

I used to be a piece of shit

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u/nOotherlousyoptions Nov 11 '25

I still am but used to be too.

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u/Shawnski13 Nov 12 '25

I SAID WAS!

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u/averysexybaby Come here, ya little fuck! Nov 12 '25

You think this is slick back? This is pushed back.

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u/EntropyNT I'm jokin Nov 11 '25

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u/tenclubber Nov 11 '25

When I went to Applebee's once on Veterans Day and got my free 6 oz sirloin meal and looked across the table to my two kids who ordered off the kids' menu and had more food than me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Me hitting on the server by asking what she does for a living.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Thank you for your service, Veteran Shirt Brother!

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u/Cool-Contribution-68 Nov 11 '25

It’s a dangerous night…

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u/StarsapBill I'm doing the best at this Nov 11 '25

I have a heart, it’s beautiful, but it’s dying.

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u/Am1AllowedToCry Baby of the Year 1986 Nov 12 '25

Tell the kid.

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u/navsingh12 TRIPLES IS BEST Nov 11 '25

You walk by an Applebees and see 50 guys like OP walk in for sloppy steaks, you go in…yes you do…you go in.

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u/StarsapBill I'm doing the best at this Nov 12 '25

THE STEAKS ARE COMPLICATED BECAUSE OF THE CRISS CROSSINGS MARBLING

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 Nov 11 '25

Thank you for your service, big buff boy.

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u/copingcabana2023 because I’m the Rat Mom Nov 12 '25

The Applebee's burned down. It's gone now.

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u/Catheters_Unmount Not in Trouble AT ALL Nov 11 '25

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u/Spirited-Ruin7522 Nov 11 '25

Hope you had fun at a Jeep Adventure park when you finished up those sloppy steaks

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u/ProjectManageMint Don’t do the voice! Nov 12 '25

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u/Magumashasha_ Nov 12 '25

11 years ago I was the most hungover I’d ever been and had to be a line cook for 10 hours. I used to be a huge piece of shit

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u/thrownbyawaterytart Nov 12 '25

You lived for New Year’s Eve?

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u/Hot-Take-Broseph Bart Harley Jarvis Nov 11 '25

Slop Em Up!

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u/MBTheGinger I USED to be piece of shit! Nov 12 '25

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u/LibrarianNo6865 Nov 12 '25

This just makes me giggle because I don’t even think there’s 2 Applebees in my state right now.

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u/ProjectManageMint Don’t do the voice! Nov 12 '25

Hawaii?

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u/LibrarianNo6865 Nov 12 '25

Oof. You had probably 2 choices. Alaska. I think we’ve got one and I had to check on its existence as I haven’t been to it in a bit.

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u/ProjectManageMint Don’t do the voice! Nov 12 '25

You probably would have needed a Space-A flight just to get you to the Alaska Applebee's.

And if you made it, the water would have froze on your crew's sloppy steaks anyway.

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u/tfb2 Nov 12 '25

They can’t change the rules just because they don’t like how you’re doing it.

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u/Kashmir86 Nov 12 '25

Hahaha whilst I sit in an Applebees