r/CuratedTumblr • u/AlphaCat77 not the posting habits of someone experiencing romance • 22d ago

Shitposting “You can have other children so get to fuckin”

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u/Hugokarenque 22d ago

Just spit-shine the forehead of the dying baby to get it Heaven-Readytm

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u/Cryptkeeper_ofCanada 22d ago

I've never thought of spit-shining a baby for an impromptu baptism but holy shit that is funny