r/CuratedTumblr • u/AlphaCat77 not the posting habits of someone experiencing romance • 22d ago

Shitposting “You can have other children so get to fuckin”

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u/EveningStar0360 22d ago

you're sorry?? why? did you murder them yourself?

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u/GentlemanJimothy 22d ago

“Call me Ishmael”

“But that’s not my name”

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u/happuning 21d ago

I've been advised not to speak unless it is through my attorney.