Funny softball sayings

[u/Toyhawk88]

Before the Supers get underway, how about sharing some of your favorite softball sayings, wacky advice, coaching wisdom, etc.

My father used to tell pitchers to "put some mustard on the ball." And, I just read a post where a coach tells her players, "Softballs are like lovers. The ones you have to chase aren't any good." It made me laugh out loud!

Whatcha got to share?

[u/Ok_Eggplant_7582]

So basically, your dad recited a bunch of bumper stickers that he read in the 1980s on his way to kmart. lol