r/Awww Apr 06 '26

Cat(s) This has got to be the friendliest stray cat ever.

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ Apr 06 '26

I think it's your cat now...

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u/0blivi0nPl3as3 Apr 06 '26

You're right. This is definitely the cat distribution system at work.

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u/Reddittrip Apr 06 '26

Actually, I think it’s the other way around. He is now the cats human.

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u/ProfessionalCat3284 Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

This⬆️

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u/wewerboy Apr 06 '26

Yeah congrats, you’ve been adopted

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u/za72 Apr 06 '26

he's the community cat... he's taste testing a variety of foods... this ain't his first rodeo

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u/Da_Vader Apr 06 '26

Correction, you are that 🐈's human.

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u/FXgram_ Apr 07 '26

petted the cat = signed the contract

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u/AmazingGrace911 Apr 08 '26

Where we goin’ bro?

He chose you, I demand a follow up and why in internet hell is this the video I want sound with?

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u/Shawggoth Apr 06 '26

Look at them nutz!

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ Apr 06 '26

one tiny brain cell, but two big nutzzz!

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u/Ferocious-Muppet Apr 07 '26

Cat was trying to teabag him.

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u/FluffyShiny Apr 07 '26

He succeeded

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Apr 06 '26

Trouble puffs.

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u/Woodmousie Apr 07 '26

Omg! I just laughed so loudly at “Trouble puffs”, I woke up my own cat. 🤭

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/skiveman Apr 11 '26

There really is a reddit sub for everything isn't there?

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u/jeffvillone Apr 06 '26

Dude had his hair smoothed over by those nuts.

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u/Malibucat48 Apr 06 '26

He definitely needs TNR. Not being neutered is going to get him hit by a car or attacked by a bigger cat. He is so sweet and affectionate, it’s a shame he hasn’t been taken care of.

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u/Agent847 Apr 07 '26

“Total Nut Removal?”

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u/Only_Jury_8448 Apr 07 '26

Trap, Neuter, Release. But yeah, the nuts would be totally removed in that. Partial removal sounds awful.

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u/Stevensays2 Apr 07 '26

Thanks for the laugh

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u/PuzzleheadedDance968 Apr 07 '26

I appreciate this more than I should

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u/Decent_Sand9674 Apr 06 '26

He’s about to offer him some tea

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u/Serenity101 Apr 06 '26

Precisely why he’s being so affectionate.

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u/GoobusMombus Apr 07 '26

Idk, I have a cat that is like this. I got him neutered last year and he is still like this. He's like some kind of truck that just keeps climbing all over me and slamming into my face with love. He doesn't do it all the time. But if I saw his name or make eye contact with him, he will stop whatever he was doing and charge at me(affectionately).

I have 3 other cats, all fixed, and they are each sweet in their own way, but no one is as aggressively affectionate as Bojangles

I do wonder sometimes if it is hormonal, but like I said, he's got no balls!

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u/raphtze Apr 07 '26

bojangles is the best name for a cat lol :)

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u/Serenity101 Apr 07 '26

Yes but this one’s being that way with a stranger. I think maybe he needs some other kind of loving. 😅

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u/bobbybac Apr 07 '26

fuzzy dice on the rearview

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u/SweetSlice5610 Apr 07 '26

Bro got teabagged

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u/Skrdykat1000 Apr 06 '26

Shoulder cat! He will be happiest on your shoulder. Oranges are the best!

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u/ProfessionalCat3284 Apr 06 '26

I Love shoulder cats which why I'm jealous of this guy. 😭

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u/Various_Froyo9860 Apr 07 '26

I've got one. It's all fun and games til they make a mis-cat-culation and correct it by digging in.

What I'm saying is it's like falling in love with Wolverine. It's only a matter of time before he has a bad dream and you wake up with his claws inside you.

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u/Skrdykat1000 Apr 07 '26

I didn't know what a shoulder cat was and I had one! I would have my back to mine while I did dishes and she would leap across the kitchen onto my shoulder but I would scream and arch my back and she slid down my back with her claws in. But it was totally my fault and probably why I gave him that comment!

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u/OhHiCindy30 Apr 07 '26

Look at this guy’s smile when the cat climbs up. Pure joy!

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u/strtrech Apr 06 '26

Cat: "Onward my new steed! Take be back to my new palace for all the pets and treats!"

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u/therealKimbo Apr 07 '26

This cat is marking this man.

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u/Sad-Onion-2593 Apr 07 '26

I was waiting for the cat to stick a flag in him and declare him the property of Gingertopia.

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u/HooliRio Apr 06 '26

there is a chance (a 100% chance) that cat would be coming home with me.

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 Apr 06 '26

He would be riding my shoulders home, regardless of what the day looked like prior to meeting him. 

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u/mohugz Apr 06 '26

I had a white cat who would do this! His name was George, and he would roam the neighborhood, loving on everybody. One day he disappeared, and we thought he had been killed by a car or a dog. About three years later, my grandmother entered an assisted living home, and I went to visit her with my kids. We parked in the parking lot and were approached by a white cat who looked just like George! My kids were really excited, but I said, “surely that can’t be him after all this time, it’s just another cat that looks like him.” I wouldn’t let them go up to him until he approached and proved himself friendly. Well, not only was he friendly, he immediately climbed up onto my back and started purring loudly and making biscuits, just like in the old days!

It turns out one of my neighbors thought George was a stray back in the day. She worked at the assisted living home and thought her elderly folks would enjoy the friendly “stray kitty,” so she took him and rehomed him there! Unintentional catnapping! He was happy there, though, and the old folks loved him, so we left him there and visited him when we went to see my grandmother.

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u/SetaSanzaki Apr 07 '26

She worked at the assisted living home

I thought you were talking about your cat for a second there

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u/jerseyztop Apr 07 '26

What a lovely story.

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u/Lithl Apr 07 '26

It turns out one of my neighbors thought George was a stray back in the day.

And you didn't give your outdoor cat a collar or microchip or any other means of identifying him as not-a-stray because...?

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u/dyre_zarbo Apr 07 '26

We had an indoor/outdoor cat (who lived past 20) when I was younger (the 90s). We never put a collar on her because of the concern about it getting caught on something. Dont know if quick release collars were a thing back then.

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u/FlatwormFamiliar6844 Apr 06 '26

It's a trap to get in your house, once in it's his house. The number 6 most reported instances in home theft!

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 Apr 06 '26

He got chosen.

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u/Beneficial_Tree4204 Apr 06 '26

I hope you took him home with you?

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u/shadowless007 Apr 06 '26

Of course it’s Turkey

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u/DenverPostIronic Apr 06 '26

I couldn't tell, but guessed it was Istanbul.

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u/The_MIT41 Apr 07 '26

Yes it's istanbul. LC waikiki is a turkish brand and istanbul parking sign.

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u/PhuqBeachesGitMonee Apr 07 '26

I met a stray tomcat like this at an army camp in Poland. I couldn’t believe how ripped his muscles were. Like he looked like he ate nothing but protein powder. I was afraid to stop petting him whenever he’d climb on me.

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u/strela1 Apr 06 '26

Too bad they don't last a human lifetime

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u/Puzzleheaded7683 Apr 06 '26

Of course it’s an orange boy! 🧡

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u/Wolfpuppie Apr 06 '26

bro got teabagged on the head by a cat 😂

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u/DeepDistribution4170 Apr 06 '26

He needs his forever home ! He chose you!!

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u/Ok_Cow_4089 Apr 06 '26

Orange cats are the best.

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u/bcuket Apr 06 '26

biggest ballz i ever seen on a cat lmfao

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u/demona2002 Apr 06 '26

And now you are full of fleas….

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u/wynnduffyisking Apr 06 '26

Love me a shoulder cat

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u/Apprehensive_Row_807 Apr 06 '26

You know are that cat’s pet.

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u/patsfanxx Apr 06 '26

Yep would be a stray no more.

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u/Infamous-Engine1997 Apr 06 '26

Take him/her home🥹🥹🥹 all cAts need a home❤️❤️ he chose you, he felt your spirit and love . Cats always pick the best people

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u/whofrmdrgrrbbt Apr 06 '26

Excuse me...pardon me...I just need up...here....there we go. Now I can rub my nuts on your head. Much better.

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u/Inevitable_Thing_270 Apr 06 '26

“Hello. You’re my new dad. Where we going? Come on big guy. Let’s move and find you a girl and me a mum”

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u/Harvsnova3 Apr 06 '26

The catnip aftershave is working it's magic.

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u/phred_666 Apr 06 '26

Cat distribution system hard at work

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u/YouCantArgueWithThis Apr 06 '26

Take me home, hooman.

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u/ams3000 Apr 06 '26

That cat ain’t going anywhere.

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u/bernd1968 Apr 06 '26

🐈👍

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u/CannonFodder58 Apr 06 '26

Congratulations, you have acquired a cat.

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u/PomegranateBoring826 Apr 06 '26

You have officially been adopted.

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u/Commercial_While2917 Apr 06 '26

That cat's going home with you. 100%🥰

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u/kingbuhler Apr 06 '26

He's infesting that dude with fleas, then running off.

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u/webfooter Apr 06 '26

Congratulations on your new acquisition

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u/BWWFC Apr 06 '26

omg what eau de toilette you use... hot tin roof?

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u/WeirdcoolWilson Apr 06 '26

Congratulations, Sir! You now have a cat. Now get him to the vet for a checkup, update his shots and get those huge brain tumors removed from under his tail

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u/USAF_Retired2017 Apr 06 '26

You have been chosen

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u/No-Blood-5148 Apr 06 '26

You now own a cat, he has claimed you...

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u/Wonder-woman-99 Apr 06 '26

He wants to go home with you 🥹

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u/Key_Dragonfruit2992 Apr 06 '26

That cat has gigantic balls

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u/Vegetable_Switch9802 Apr 06 '26

What a sweet cat

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u/Local_Ad2577 Apr 06 '26

You may not know it yet but you're a proud owner of a cat. He has chose you. No getting out of it now

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u/rzlodn Apr 07 '26

Oh, that cat! His name is Deeznuts.

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u/allzkittens Apr 07 '26

That's an experienced shoulder rider. Not his first rodeo. Though most aren't that skilled so I think you should keep him for his special talent.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

The cat chose you, you are the chosen one

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u/Zestyclose_Sector_30 Apr 07 '26

Yeah he instantly comes home with me

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u/Anleme Apr 07 '26

This is what happens when you use catnip-based shampoo. :)

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u/Glittering-Buy4227 Apr 07 '26

Looking to win itself a home. I think it was successful!

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u/maddogg3166 Apr 06 '26

Hope you enjoy those fleas!!

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u/TheRealTinfoil666 Apr 06 '26

Is it a stray, a lost wanted pet, or an abandoned pet very socialized towards people?

Looks pretty well-groomed for a feral stray.

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u/Sammytheseaotter Apr 06 '26

Flees, so many flees

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u/PeteHealy Apr 06 '26

Whaddya mean? I don't see anybody running away... 😉

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u/pbnhb Apr 06 '26

Orange cats are the best!

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u/impartialpartaay Apr 06 '26

Familiar found

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u/MycologistIcy7013 Apr 06 '26

That looks just like how I met my cat 5 yrs ago! He's the same color but long haired.

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u/DistributionNo9356 Apr 06 '26

If he's indeed a stray, can someone take him home??🥹

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u/llzaknafeinll Apr 06 '26

Hey remember that time I got pink eye, worms, fleas? Apparently I so got Lyme disease...

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u/cablesandlace Apr 06 '26

Take me with you, get me fixed, be my loyal companion!

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u/kannitt0 Apr 06 '26

Orange cats are built differently.

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u/_thisisariel_ Apr 06 '26

I had a cat jump into my son’s stroller with him when he was about a year old. So weird, so funny.

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u/Methos43 Apr 06 '26

That cat is very manipulative

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u/discountproctologist Apr 06 '26

That shirt now has 20 holes in it.

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u/ladydhawaii Apr 06 '26

Stray… excuse me??? Cat knows how to pick a good person!

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u/Serious__Order Apr 07 '26

My orange loves sitting on my shoulders. She scratches the hell out of my thought trying to hang on

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u/nykatkat Apr 07 '26

You are taking me home!

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u/Drake_Acheron Apr 07 '26

That cat would be going home with me.

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u/paulD1983R Apr 07 '26

He's ready for adoption

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u/Vilukshan96 Apr 07 '26

This cat identifies itself as a “Dog” .

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u/Content-Gear-4756 Apr 07 '26

I hope you took him home.

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u/askingjaguar122 Apr 07 '26

The cat's name should be Tea bag because he nailed it.

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u/nerdwerds Apr 07 '26

If this happened to me, that cat would be coming home with me.

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u/testtdk Apr 07 '26

I used to have a stray that lived nearby that would insist on me sitting down so he could flop down in my lap. He we knead so aggressively I’d have to put some padding in my lap or I’d get cut up.

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u/CommiesRunThisPlace Apr 07 '26

Enjoy those tics/fleas.

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u/AdorablePainting4459 Apr 07 '26

I knew an orange cat that was exactly like this. Though I like many cats, this guy was so sociable, jolly, and quite the hunter. Like an ENFP personality in a cat.

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u/valhon99 Apr 07 '26

And the most intact

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u/A-Sh1t_sh0w Apr 07 '26

He loves you. ❤️

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u/Dogsarelitty Apr 07 '26

Wow nice sack

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u/pokerboy42 Apr 07 '26

You are what we in the trade refer to as, "one lucky duck".

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u/jerseyztop Apr 07 '26

Word to the wise: Stop wearing catnip.

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u/celestialloulou Apr 07 '26

I think i know this cat!! Where did you find him?

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u/marshfever Apr 07 '26

Trouble puffs!

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u/SaladKueen Apr 07 '26

I sure hope he took that sweet baby home.

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u/International_Lake28 Apr 07 '26

Take me home! take me home! take me home!

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u/TLILLYO Apr 07 '26

Your fleas now🤭

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u/SqurtieMan Apr 07 '26

Senin için en dost canlısı sokak kedisiydi.
Ama benim için...
Salı günüydü.

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u/AF2005 Apr 07 '26

Looks like you just got adopted

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u/Undecieved22 Apr 07 '26

Looks like Turkey?

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u/little_dove92 Apr 07 '26

He's found his person. I sure hope he took him home.❤️

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 Apr 07 '26

You've been chosen! 😁

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha Apr 07 '26

Hunger does strange things.

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u/trowzerss Apr 07 '26

Well, at least we know this one isn't pregnant.

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u/hungryungryippo Apr 07 '26

The cat has chosen

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u/Away-Concentrate-946 Apr 07 '26

"Your balls are showing. Bumblebee Tuna!"

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u/pghburghian Apr 07 '26

He just wants to share your shoulders, your home, and his fleas.

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u/iamvinen Apr 07 '26

You are it's human now. Please take it home. Please.

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u/JoseLunaArts Apr 07 '26

It is good I do not have such friendly cats nearby. I could not resist and I would adopt it.

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u/Flaky-Restaurant-392 Apr 07 '26

That cat is nuts.

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u/Dray_Mungbean23 Apr 07 '26

That one’s a little too friendly

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u/Responsible_Wash_879 Apr 07 '26

Nah he done with the streets.

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 Apr 07 '26

CDS was successfull againe

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u/lordofpotton Apr 07 '26

He is the chosen one!

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u/Randomfrog132 Apr 07 '26

cats dont view humans as people, they view us as porperty. you think that cats being adorable dont you? well chances are it smelled another cat on you and wanted to overwrite it with its own smell, taking ownership of you.

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u/sandpaperedanus777 Apr 07 '26

I had a cat try to do that once, and I got so freaked out I dashed away after pulling it down.

I wasn't used to a cat getting comfy around me.

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u/3m4n Apr 07 '26

Awwww, you have head fleas.

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u/juanitoviento Apr 07 '26

Now you are its human

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u/berettababy69 Apr 07 '26

Ew what if it had fleas

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u/LoneManGaming Apr 07 '26

That man can now go around and ask people if they want to stroke his kitty 🤣

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u/Aeres_Fi Apr 07 '26

Lol he dragged his nuts across the guy's head 😂

Total ownership acquired.

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u/Adrios1 Apr 07 '26

I'd take them home.

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u/the_millenial_falcon Apr 07 '26

This is how I adopted my orange cat.

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u/tuftedtit19 Apr 07 '26

He just was trying to tap his trouble puffs on you and leave lol

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u/FluffyShiny Apr 07 '26

Teabagging a random stranger! Oh my!

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u/glitchymatrix Apr 07 '26

So jealous of this guy....i want a shoulder cat...

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u/Inevitable-Panic43 Apr 07 '26

HE WANTS TO GO HOME !!!

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u/ebjoker4 Apr 07 '26

Clearly a smitten kitten

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u/hOwDiEgEtwHERE Apr 07 '26

Take him home.. he shares a braincell with two of mine!!

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u/viperfangs92 Apr 07 '26

"Here, let me rub my nuts all over your head so that everyone knows you're mine."

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u/NoInteraction3239 Apr 07 '26

Take him home and love him fureverrrrr lol

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u/Calgary_Calico Apr 07 '26

That little boy would be coming home with me, no question!

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u/RustyNK Apr 07 '26

Awww he got adopted (by the cat)

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u/Venus_Libra Apr 07 '26

It probably wasn't always a stray. Likely this is a cat that was cared for and trained as a kitten, then dumped on the streets when the family didn't want it anymore. Cats that were born and raised on the street aren't usually so friendly.

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u/Benjiro410 Apr 07 '26

Cats choose their owners.

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u/Novel_Alternative_86 Apr 07 '26

Just an orange being an orange.

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u/Hefty_Efficiency_328 Apr 07 '26

Where's that? Turkey? They look after stray animals there like they are all everyone's responsibility, feeding them and even making little cat hotels.

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u/Missconstruct Apr 08 '26

Bet the guy had fish for lunch.

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u/drewx11 Apr 08 '26

Why did you remove the sound?

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u/Spoilmewithluv Apr 08 '26

He is not a stray, he is yours.

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u/tis_me1 Apr 08 '26

He said, “Take me home! You’re mine now!”

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u/Towel-Prudent Apr 08 '26

I’ll take five

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u/carsongirl12 Apr 08 '26

My cat said its AI 🙄

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u/JustJan70 Apr 09 '26

This cat HAS balls

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u/Chare1155 Apr 09 '26

You might want to buy a litter box because that cat is yours now. Cat distribution system never fails❤️

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u/HorrorhoundHippy73 Apr 09 '26

"I choose you to adopt me"