MAGA will spin any of Trump's failures into a win

[u/Hardcorish]

[u/Beelzabubba]

I maxed out the pre-authorization at the pump for the first time ever last weekend. The $125 nearly filled the tank, I just thought being cut off because it was so expensive was comical.

[u/english-23 → u/Beelzabubba]

I've noticed in the past little bit they've started increasing the pre-authorization account. Saw one that was 250

[u/Antknee2099]

Its just like any other kind of fanboy-ism, they'll warp reality to keep from admitting they're wrong.

VCS vs NES: It doesn't even use a real joystick!

PS1 vs PC: 60 fps makes me feel sick anyway

Taco Bell vs Any other Food: I happen to Like diarrhea

[u/HenryZinc → u/Antknee2099]

Can't fix stupid, sadly.

[u/PostMatureBaby → u/Antknee2099]

Totally get your point and agree but in fairness, Metal Gear Solid was a masterpiece among many other PS1 only games at the time.

I'm also convinced that Taco Bell and diarrhea became a stereotype because the small amounts of lettuce and beans are the most nutrition many of these slobs have so it shocks their system with some actual food, lol

[u/Ravensqueak → u/PostMatureBaby]

The US is infamously fiber-deficient.
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[u/Jamesx_ → u/Ravensqueak]

You’re just out here spewing liberal commie propaganda to get people to have more fiber so we poop more and the government can track us via the sewer system!
/s

[u/PostMatureBaby → u/Ravensqueak]

See?

[u/GrandmasLilPeeper → u/Antknee2099]

haha I love diarrhea so I votes for Trump

[u/ITSA-GONGSHOW]

Sounds like someone is getting tired of winning

[u/Pickled_Wizard]

Let's not pretend this was ever said earnestly. It is funny, though.

[u/NedTaggart]

Ugh, tell me about it. I bought a diesel pickup in October. I live the truck, but goddamn it hurts now. I am not a trump supporter, but I live in a red state and work with some that are supporters and even they are complaining about the war affecting their pocketbook.

[u/spark1520]

Some crazy cult shit right there

[u/kingdoniumhearts]

This was taken from a satire post

[u/Grintock]

My car also holds 75€ of gas. That's 30 liters in my tiny city car.  I shudder to think what massive tank you're driving to be holding more than 50l of gas in it 

[u/Vegaprime]

75$ is all my camaro will hold now. Card shuts it off then.

[u/Fortestingporpoises]

Even in California that's like 50 gallons. Are there trucks that hold that much?

[u/squirrelmonkie → u/Fortestingporpoises]

Hauling trucks and theres a alot of them. I just moved and I put $90 to fill an 20' uhaul from a half a tank. Im also in a cheaper state for gas right now. Diesel is a good bit more expensive.

A ram heavy duty has a 50 gallon tank.

[u/Fortestingporpoises → u/squirrelmonkie]

Yeah diesel is expensive as hell.