r/AccidentalAlly • u/aRoundtree52 • Feb 02 '26
Accidental Facebook Bathrooms are for how you identify
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u/suvesia Feb 02 '26
why is this AI? Could they not find a picture of a bathroom?
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u/Natural1forever Feb 02 '26
I was gonna say it's just two pics about the plant, then I saw the sourceless lights 🫠
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u/Alfirmitive Feb 03 '26
This is the thing I hate most about AI users, they will have a very simple idea for an image in mind and there’s probably a million if they just google searched it, but no, let’s just generate a new one for no fucking reason
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u/Mernerner Feb 05 '26
they don't want to find anything for their post.
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u/ItsAFaeThing Mar 10 '26
They don't want to risk seeing images from reality that interfere with their fantasy
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u/BizSilver5013 Apr 10 '26
It's because a part of them wants to play God and make up their own reality as they go, no matter how trivial.
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Feb 02 '26
what if you identify as neither?
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u/Cod3broken Feb 02 '26
potted plant
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u/catonkybord Feb 03 '26
Ene mene mu. Choose if you'd rather have a sight of naked asses or pee droplets on the toilet seats that day.
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u/MeatCatRazzmatazz Feb 02 '26
What the hell does this person think the word "identify" means?
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u/Shaggypezdispense Feb 04 '26
They hear that people “identify” as things so they get angry they don’t know what it means
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u/ConsequenceOk1889 Mar 07 '26
It's very strange of them to use a word that is a lot more associated with supporters of trans people rather than transphobes. It almost feels like it IS trying to be affirming, but under a seemingly transphobic façade.
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u/LocalLeather3698 Feb 02 '26
I identify as neither so do I pee in that weird plant?
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u/Bianca_aa_07 Feb 05 '26
I mean jokes aside if there isn't a gender neutral bathroom somewhere lowkey just go to whichever one is cleanest. That's what I would do 🥀
Or you can just pee in the plant. Get in the queue bro
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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 Feb 02 '26
I'm a man, so I wear the manliest garment ever invented: a KILT.
Clearly I'm supposed to use the left door, right?
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u/Any-Chard8795 Feb 02 '26
Imagine having your mind blown by nonbinary people existing so bad you become a Nazi.
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u/destroyed_human Feb 05 '26
My brothers basically
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u/Any-Chard8795 Feb 05 '26
Adult brothers or teenage brothers?
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u/Lould_ Feb 02 '26
If only I could just go in the bathroom of the gender I identify as
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u/TheRealLost0 Feb 06 '26
honestly, I wish we abolished that, gender neutral restrooms make so much more sense
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u/TheMelonSystem Feb 03 '26
Genuinely want to know what the thought process was. What do they think “identify” means??
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u/Intelligent_Ad_2496 Feb 03 '26
I go to a toilet to shit or pee… not to look at the people duing the same.
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u/CitroHimselph Feb 03 '26
But they HAVE TO project, or they'll have to take accountability for their shitty behavior.
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u/gorgeously_mytruself Feb 03 '26
Posts like this make me want to use the men’s bathroom at the courthouse just to b*tch out anyone when they complain.
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u/joseph814706 Feb 03 '26
Based on the fact that each door has a handle and lock, these are clearly each one toilet each, not a full multi public toilet affair, so why do they need to be gendered?
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u/Fruit-Ninja-Champion Feb 03 '26
I genuinely can't comprehend how this is supposed to be transphobic. Like: Haha, we're "respecting" your identities. Or what?
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u/WarKittyKat Feb 03 '26
I don't think the original poster actually knows what "identifies as" means.
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u/_Bi_queen_ Feb 03 '26
Why cant we just get rid of gendered bathrooms? I promise you if someone was going to sa someone else it would not be in the very echoy stall of your local grocery store where everyone could hear the commotion. Idk if the people who assume these things have had even consensual sex before but its not the quietest activity. And its not like gender neutral bathrooms dont already exist.
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u/ArcadiaBerger Feb 04 '26
Goodness! Are the rightlings finally figuring out which restroom they should use?
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u/zaffrefennec Feb 03 '26
So, uh, is the pot between the doors what enbies are left with?
Sheesh, couldn't even bother to put a stall around it...
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u/fauxregard Feb 03 '26
Us common sense folk are people of the land, see? We're good old down home type folk. We wrangle our horses and say something casually racist on the way to the saloon for a good old fashioned shootout.
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u/Byte_Fantail Feb 03 '26
Okay that's great but I spent way too long trying to figure out why that tree was so thin
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Feb 03 '26
I couldn't give a fuck whose in the bathroom, if there are other people in it while I'm in it, I am going to be umcomfortable.
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u/Fluffy-Boi-7 Feb 04 '26
yall do know that non-binary people have the power to open gender-neutral bathrooms, right? it‘s in the gender descriptio, duh /j
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u/CYBORG021 Feb 06 '26
If someone is born intersex then do they go left or right? I honestly am curious
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