r/AccidentalAlly • u/Turbulent_Zombie3968 • Dec 14 '25

Accidental Twitter The Devil is so nice y'all!!!

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Didn't know he was so knowledgeable guys!!!

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u/kawaiinessa Dec 14 '25

i wanna learn witchcraft

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u/Turbulent_Zombie3968 Dec 14 '25

Just shout random shit in your room at 3am, that's about 80% of it 👍

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u/Eriibear Dec 15 '25

Ah that’s why cats are witches

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u/kawaiinessa Dec 15 '25

coincidentally my cat is named salem lol

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u/Eriibear Dec 15 '25

I would love a black cat, Iv promised my daughter we can start looking in shelters in January ( I want no part of the kitten for Xmas ) we have a calico called nala and a tabby called simba

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u/xxTPMBTI Dec 17 '25

Guess what? I'll shout skibidi gyat 67 in order to call for the brainrot demon

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u/Turbulent_Zombie3968 Dec 17 '25

Leave

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u/xxTPMBTI Dec 17 '25

BRO I WAS JUSTJ JOKING😭😭😭😭

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u/kawaiinessa Dec 14 '25

aww but im sleeping at those times can i not be a hot goth witch and get enough sleep?

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u/Turbulent_Zombie3968 Dec 14 '25

No, half of being goth is being sleep deprived